Ktv sings jokes.

1. Children's Day, in this festival that belongs to you, I want to say from the bottom of my heart: You are like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning-it's so fucking annoying! !

2. Xiang Yu, Yu Ji, Liu Bang and Lv Zhi went to KTV to sing. After drinking two glasses of wine, Liu Bang began to sing: seventeen-year-old Yu Ji, we have the same expectation. . . When Lv Zhi heard that he was jealous, he immediately cut a song: If you love your heart so much, don't blame anyone, just because Xiang Yu is so beautiful. . Without saying a word, Xiang Yu took a sip of his wine, looked at Liu Bang and roared: Liu Bang, Hou Lei, do you want to secretly ask for relatives? ……

Toothbrush and toothpaste are in love, but the toothpaste is decreasing day by day, and there is not much left. On this day, the man squeezed toothpaste for the last time and threw it into the trash can. The toothbrush shouted at the toothpaste: wait for me! After that, the host's mouth was bleeding violently, and the male host frowned: What broken toothbrush? Say that finish, also want to throw it into the trash can. Toothbrush and toothpaste looked at each other, secretly happy. At this time, the hostess appeared: don't throw it away, keep it to brush the toilet!