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Please tell me a short joke in English! ! About 60 words, no dialogue jokes!

The Bus Stop

Molly, a heavyset, elderly lady, rushed breathlessly onto the municipal bus. She sat down with her shopping bag betewwn her legs and caught her breath.(Molly She was a stout old lady. She rushed to the bus out of breath. She sat down, put the shopping bag between her legs, and took a breath.)

A half hour later she moaned, "Oh, dear! Oh, dear! I hope I don't miss my bus stop!" Stop!")

"Why don't you remind the bus driver?" advised a friendly stranger. ("Why don't you remind the bus driver?" a friendly stranger advised her.)

Molly tottered down the aisle, almost losing her balance. ." (Molly staggered down the aisle, almost losing her balance.)

"Driver...driver, I can't miss my bus stop! If I do, I'll be late .Mister, please announce my stop." (Driver... Driver, I can't sit past the stop! If I ride past the stop, I will be late. Sir, please announce my stop.)

"Relax , lady, "roared the driver." I'll tell you when we get to your stop. Where are you going? Where?")

"The bus terminal." ("The bus terminal.")