50-word hilarious joke.

1, layoffs:

Someone runs a restaurant, and business is very bad recently.

At noon that day, a friend went to the restaurant to find him and saw that he was organizing employees to hold a food contest.

After he organized the competition, he invited his friends to dinner. During the dinner, his friend asked him, "Business is sluggish. You don't think much about business, and you still have the heart to engage in entertainment? " ?

He said, "Dude, I just want to save costs."

The friend said, "I've never seen you save costs like this." To tell you the truth, he said, I'm going to lay off staff recently. Today I just want to find out who eats the most!

2, Taoist articles:

In late autumn, a student found a Taoist and said, "Taoist, there is often evil wind in my dormitory." I suspect it is haunted! " "

The Taoist asked, "How long has it been like this?"

The student replied, "Every day since July."

The Taoist priest was frightened: "Then how do you think of exorcism now?"

The student scratched his head: "Isn't there no air conditioning in our dormitory ..."

3. Airport:

When the plane landed in a newly-built airport, the pilot pulled all the brakes to the end and almost ran off the runway.

He looked out of the cockpit window and got a fright. God, there is such a short runway in the world.

The navigator also looked out. "Well, it's not long, but it's wide."

4. Clothing supplies:

Once in a wedding photo studio, I overheard a conversation between a couple and the staff. It seems that a woman wants to take a theme wedding photo and asks the staff how much it costs. The man couldn't listen any longer and said, how expensive is it?

The staff said: the key is good clothes, so it is expensive. Oh, the man nodded and said to the staff, then give us an angel series. The staff was a little puzzled and asked: What is the angel series? The man said: just give her a piece of cloth, I won't wear it!

5. Oral English:

A man from China knows a little English. One day, he accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot on the bus and said, "I'm sorry." Foreigners are also very polite and say, "I'm sorry, too."

China people: "Sorry for three." Foreigners wonder, "What are you sorry for?" China people: "Sorry for five!"