What are the funniest jokes? Introduction to the funniest jokes

1. A patient who had an operation for the first time said to the doctor worriedly: "I am very scared. This is my first time having an operation." The doctor said that I was even more afraid: "This is also my first time. One operation."

2. Xiao Ming saw a lump of poop on the ground. He went up and smelled it and it seemed to be poop. He pressed a little bit with his hand and put it in his mouth. It seemed like it was still poop. He said happily: "Fortunately, I didn't step on it."

3. The centipede was bitten by a snake and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After diagnosis, the doctor said: The limb must be amputated to prevent the spread of the poison! The centipede thought: Fortunately I have many legs! The doctor comforted him: Brother, be considerate, you will be an earthworm from now on.

4. Wife: "Why do you always go to the balcony every time I sing?" Husband: "I want everyone to know that I am not hitting you."

5. The patient is worried about his head. After the X-ray examination, he asked the doctor: "Is there anything on my brain?" Doctor: "Nothing." Patient: "Ah, is it really that serious?"

6. Crossing the road When we encountered a red light, my friend wanted to move forward, so I stopped him: "Light, wait for the light, wait for the light!" My friend turned around and said to me disdainfully: "You are the only one who has Intel!"