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Who is Sun Shan's hero, full of empty talk, smelling chickens dancing and casting pearls before swine?

Full of honey and sword (Li)

Smell the chicken and dance (Zu Di)

Play the lute to a cow (Gongmingyi)

Fall into Sun Shan (Sun Shan)

A sweet-talking sword;

Li, an important minister of the Ministry of War of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty (Li Longji), is not bad in terms of talent, and his words and paintings are very good; However, as an official, he did not do things honestly, but blindly accommodated and catered to Xuanzong's will. Not only that, he also used some improper methods to make friends with eunuchs and concubines who were closely related to Xuanzong. So he was very popular with Xuanzong and became an official in the DPRK 19 years. Li is in contact with ordinary people. He always shows friendliness and cooperation in appearance, and all he says is nice and kind words. But in fact, his temperament and his superficial attitude are completely opposite; He turned out to be a very cunning and insidious person, who often gave bad ideas to harm people. However, although bad people can sometimes achieve the goal of harming others and not benefiting themselves, they will find this hypocrisy after a long time, so everyone will say that he has "honey in his mouth and a sword in his stomach" behind his back. That is: the mouth is sweet, but the sword in the heart hurts. In the Tang Dynasty, there was assistant minister Li Yifu in the book. His usual movements and expressions are loyal and gentle. And no matter who he talks to, he always grins at himself first to show his sincerity and kindness. In fact, people on earth are mean and treacherous at heart, and often use insidious tricks to harm people. After a long time, people also found his mask, wrapped it behind his back and said that he "hides the knife in his smile." People like Li and Li Yifu are terrible because they are not what they seem. If they are not careful, they will suffer. Therefore, it is not only a good idiom, but also a warning for us to make friends. Although "Hidden Sword" and "Hiding Knife in Laughter" come from two stories of two people, they have the same meaning, both of which describe people's duplicity and duplicity; External performance is very good, very attractive, and people are willing to make friends, but inside they are trying their best to calculate and murder people.

Smell the chicken and dance:

Zu Ti in Jin Dynasty was an open-minded and ambitious person. But he was a naughty boy when he was a child and didn't like reading. When he entered his youth, he realized his lack of knowledge and felt that he could not serve his country without studying, so he began to study hard. He read widely and studied history carefully, from which he learned a wealth of knowledge and made great progress. He has been in and out of Luoyang, Kyoto for many times, and people who have contacted him say that Zu Ti is a talented person who can assist the emperor in governing the country. When Zu Ti was 24 years old, he was recommended to be an official, but he didn't agree. He still studies tirelessly.

Later, Zu Ti and his childhood friend Liu Kunyi became the main book of Sizhou. He and Liu Kun have deep feelings. They not only share the same bed, but also share the same lofty ideal: to make contributions, revitalize the state of Jin and become a pillar of the country.

Once, in the middle of the night, Zu Ti heard the cock crow in his sleep. He kicked Liu Kun awake and said to him, "Everyone else thinks it's unlucky to hear a rooster crow in the middle of the night. I don't think so. How about we get up and practice swords when we hear chickens crow in the future? " Liu Kun readily agreed. So every day after the rooster crows, he gets up to practice his sword, and the light of the sword flies and the sound of the sword is sonorous. Spring goes to winter, cold goes to summer, and it never stops. Many things happen. After long and arduous study and training, they finally became generalists who can write good articles and lead troops to win the battle. Zu Ti was named General Zhenxi, realizing his desire to serve the country. Liu Kun, a corps commander in the north, was in charge of the military affairs of Bing, Hebei and Youzhou, and also gave full play to his literary talent and military talents.

Play the lute to a cow;

Gong played a quaint Puritan tune for the cow, and the cow was still buried in the grass. The cow didn't hear it, but the tune didn't suit it. The palace then imitated the sound of mosquitoes and flies with the harp, and imitated the sound of calves looking for cows. The cow immediately wagged its tail, pricked up its ears and walked around listening.

People who laugh at the listener don't understand what the other person is saying. It's a waste of breath to tell a fool profound truths. Accustomed to sneer at the speaker without looking at the object.

Play the lute to a cow: a metaphor for talking without looking at the object, or telling a profound truth to a fool.

Fall into Sun Shan:

During the Song Dynasty in China, there was a talented scholar named Sun Shan. He is not only humorous, but also good at telling jokes, so people nearby call him a "funny wit". Once, he and the son of a fellow villager went to Beijing to take a juren exam. When the list was released, although Sun Shan's name was ranked first from the bottom and was still on the list, the son of the fellow villager who went with him didn't go in. Soon, Sun Shanxian returned home, and fellow villagers came to ask if his son had been admitted. Sun Shan embarrassed to say it directly, it is not convenient to hide. So, he casually read two poems that were not poetic: "The best place to solve the name is Sun Shan, and Xianlang is outside Sun Mountain." Jieming is the first in Chinese imperial examination system. The so-called "Xie Ming" in Sun Shan's poems refers to a general who passed the exam. The overall meaning of his poem is: "The last one on the list is Sun Shan, but your son's name is still behind Sun Shan." From then on, according to this story, people called it "falling out of Sun Shan" to enter a school or take various exams, but they were not admitted.

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