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A sentence from a person who is a little helpless and sad: No one stands with me at dusk, no one asks me whether the porridge is warm.

1. When I went to the toilet, I sat on a toilet seat that was still warm. That was the only warmth I felt in this city.

2. After get off work, everyone goes home, including those who pick up their children, those who go home to cook, and those who go on dates, but I sit in the office for a long time and do not want to leave, because I am still alone when I go back. , I was walking on the busy street, in this city that has nothing to do with me, telling me how much I miss you

3. On the way back at night, people on the roadside vaguely heard Guowan There was a sound of clinking ladles, and the smell of rice with oily smoke came from the distance. It was the kind of smell that you can’t smell oily smoke outside. It happened that that family was cooking my favorite dish. I stood there for a long time and smelled it. That smell, I thought, made me just a little homesick.

4. No one stands with me at dusk, no one asks me whether the porridge is warm

5. I know that the unknown person is good-looking, I also know that the hot pot is delicious, and I also know that today is a safe day It’s night, but I can’t find anyone to do these things with me in this city.

6. A person takes silly selfies and entertains himself, but no one bless or pay attention. I posted it on Moments and deleted it again

8. When I went out alone, I found that I forgot to bring my headphones

9. None of the lights in the house were lit for me

10. On the street late at night, others are in twos and threes, but I am alone

11. After working overtime until late at night, I returned to my place of residence and found that the key was lost. I called and found out that the landlord was asleep and the locksmith was off work. When a person lives in a strange city, he is more afraid of losing his keys than his wallet. Since then, a few keys have been sharpened. Keep one at work, one in your backpack, and one in your pocket. Every time I go out or come home, I subconsciously check my pocket to see if I have my keys, because if I lose them, no one will open the door for me when I go back.

12. When you are alone in a city, for example, when ordering takeout, you have to work hard to get the full discount. For example, from time to time, you envy the smell of food coming from other people's homes. For example, it is a holiday alone.

13. Every festival is always about one person, such as today.

14. I always rush to the subway station after get off work every day. I am afraid I will miss the last subway. Guangzhou is a city where working from nine to five is a dream.

15. When I work overtime until late at night, watching the traffic flow through the glass of the office building, and the lights are dimming, the city is so prosperous that there is no room for me. Holding hands and looking at the dusk, I ask you if the porridge is warm

1. People who don’t believe in themselves don’t even have the value of their efforts.

2. The pendulum of life always swings between two poles, and happiness is also one of the poles: to stop the pendulum at one of its poles, the only way is to break the pendulum.

3. When you know that you are not the only one suffering in the world, you will reduce your pain and ignite hope in despair.

4. The desire for love, the pursuit of knowledge, and the unstoppable sympathy for human suffering. These three pure and extremely strong passions dominate my life. These three passions were like hurricanes, blowing me here and there in a deep sea of ??suffering, blowing me to the brink of despair.

5. Men become stronger only after being dumped. Men who have no sense and treat this as a joke are incompetent. Moreover, happiness is not something that men should pursue.

6. Don’t try to change the present blindly, as this will only make the past completely different.

7. You will never forget what happened in the past, you just can’t remember it.

8. Things always happen suddenly, and the reasons are always added after the fact.

9. What is really important in life is not what happens to you, but what you remember and how you remember it.

10. People who don’t believe in themselves don’t even have the value of their efforts.

11. Where there are people who miss you, that is where you belong.

12. People become stronger because they have unforgettable memories. This is what is called growth.

13. Even if you lose your precious life, you must protect the truly important things with both hands.

14. What is truly important, even if you lose your precious life, you must protect it with both hands to the end

15. I think the most effective discipline is pain.

16. No one is completely happy. The so-called happiness lies in recognizing one's limits and being content with them.

17. Although I have been confused and painful, I have also smiled innocently.

18. People are like this. The less powerful they are, the more they like to talk big words. Only people who have no strength in the world hope to be appreciated by others all day long.

19. Living has no meaning, but as long as you live, you can find interesting things. Just like you discovered flowers and I discovered you.

20. Holding hands and looking at the dusk, asking you whether the porridge is warm Editor: I like you, it has nothing to do with Fengyue Editor: I have never owned you, but I seem to have lost you thousands of times Editor: Sunny days are suitable for dating See, rainy days are suitable for longing for loneliness. It’s a bad cold with no one to hand you porridge. A complete collection of one person’s stories

1. Lovers who are alone are most afraid of the holidays and can only celebrate alone and get drunk as much as possible

2. I love you but I dare not say it, and I was threatened even if I did.

3. Thank you for the promise you gave me, which made me think it was a promise to be happy for the rest of my life

4. I've given you my phone number, why don't you understand my thoughts? You should top up my phone bill with dozens of dollars if you have anything to do.

5. Everyone will be conquered one day. One thing reduces another, brine makes tofu, Faye Wong married Li Yapeng.

6. I can’t help being let down over and over again. I can't bear the repeated betrayals.

7. How many people hate this sentence: Wait a minute, I’m busy.

8. Youth is like a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, you still look forward to getting wet again.

9. Habits can be changed, but memories will never be forgotten.

10. Falling flowers follow the flowing water intentionally, but flowing water carelessly loves falling flowers! The flowers are willing to fly everywhere with the wind, but the wind ruthlessly destroys them! The sunset is so beautiful in the west, the geese and butterflies are flying alone!

11. We are all terrible animals, and we become perfect only after dressing up

12. After studying for so many years, I just didn’t learn it, I learned hypocrisy.

Thirteen. They all say that every carrot and cabbage has its own love. I say that money and roses are not worth a little care.

14. I am selfish, pretentious, stubborn, careless, and unrealistic. I am exaggerated, proud, petty-minded, bad-tempered, straightforward, self-righteous, unrepentant, jealous, and obsessed with saving face. You hate me.

15. Every time I miss you, that day and at this moment, you told me that you love me. What should I think and do to forget you?

16. There is only one way that cannot be refused - that is the way of growth. If you want more than others, you must pay more than others.

17. My class time is like a Nanfu battery, one period is longer than six periods.

18. After the breakup, I didn’t dare to go out because there were shadows of our past everywhere.

19. I broke up with Summer Vacation because of that bitch at the beginning of school

20. The current barber shop makes me feel like I have entered a duck shop,

21. Loneliness is a bad cold with no one to hand out the porridge

22. Is it very popular this year for best friends to force boyfriends? Damn it. .

23. I like watermelon. But I don’t like the seeds inside because it’s troublesome to eat. 24. I haven’t forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection. .

You can't say it, you can't think it, but you can't forget it.

25. If a good student answers wrongly, he will laugh it off, while if a poor student answers wrongly, he will be scolded

26. In fact We should have understood that no one is a good man or woman when it comes to falling in love these days. Damn

27. If I had never met you, I would not have been tortured by longing for you in the future.

28. Sisters are like that: noisy, laughing tomorrow, annoying when they are close, thinking about them when they are far away. I miss you when you are gone, I hate you when I see you, I can bully you, but others cannot.

29. No matter how beautiful the scenery is in the world, it is not as good as the journey home.

Thirty. I like the daytime because I can have daydreams during the day

Thirty-one. What kind of alliances and eternal vows are there? If you don’t get encouragement, who will love whom for free for the rest of your life?

32. How could a simple life not be a gorgeous adventure?

33. Stay up late because you don’t have the courage to end the day. Lazy bed because I don’t have the courage to start the day.

34. When your wife is angry, she usually talks angry words. Never argue with her.

Thirty-five. What I want is someone who can accompany me for a lifetime, not just for a while. I hope that person is you!

Thirty-six. How much sincerity can there be in a lifetime? The words are said in a joking way, a sad sentence about feeling lonely in a strange city, a sentence that makes a person feel helpless and sad

1. When you are alone in a city, for example, when ordering takeout, you have to work hard to get it delivered. Minus, for example, from time to time I envy the smell of food coming from other people’s homes, such as now, when I am on a holiday alone.

2. After working overtime until late at night, I returned to my place of residence and found that the key was lost. I called and found out that the landlord was asleep and the locksmith was off work. When a person lives in a strange city, he is more afraid of losing his keys than his wallet. Since then, a few keys have been sharpened. Keep one at work, one in your backpack, and one in your pocket. Every time I go out or come home, I subconsciously check my pocket to see if I have my keys, because if I lose them, no one will open the door for me when I go back.

3. Working overtime until late at night, looking at the traffic and buildings through the glass of the office building. When the lights are dim, the city is so prosperous that there is no room for me.

4. When I went to the toilet, I sat on a toilet seat that was still warm. That was the only warmth I felt in this city.

5. I always rush to the subway station after get off work every day. I am afraid I will miss the last subway. Guangzhou is a city where working from 9 to 5 is a dream.

6. A person takes silly selfies to amuse himself, but no one bless him and no one pays attention to him. I posted it on Moments and deleted it again

7. On the way back at night, people on the roadside vaguely heard the sound of pots and pans clattering, and the smell of rice with oil smoke came from the distance. There was no smell of cooking smoke outside, but that family happened to be cooking my favorite dish. I stood there for a long time and smelled the fragrance. I thought, I was just a little homesick.

8. After get off work, everyone goes home, including those who pick up their children, those who go home to cook, and those who go on dates, but I sit in the office for a long time and do not want to leave, because I am still alone when I go back. , I walk on the busy street, in this city that has nothing to do with me, telling me that I miss you

9. On the street late at night, others are in twos and threes, and I am alone

10. I went out alone and found that I forgot to bring my headphones

11. No one stood with me at dusk, and no one asked me whether the porridge was warm

12. Wanjia Not a single light was on for me

13. When I was waiting in line for the bus, I really didn’t want to play with my phone. Why should I play without even a single message? I just wanted to make myself look less pitiful.

14. Every festival is always about one person, such as today.

15. I know that unknown people are good-looking, I know that hot pot is delicious, and I know that today is Christmas Eve, but I can’t find anyone in this city to do these things with me

16. All holidays have nothing to do with me

17. I was walking on the road and saw how beautiful the Christmas tree in the store next to me was. I took out my phone and took a photo, but I didn’t know who to send it to.

18. When my colleagues said that I was introverted, who would have thought that I was once a demon king who was fearless.

19. You can never get the second cup at half price.

20. Wearing earplugs and listening to music, walking alone on the street with people coming and going, looking at the people walking side by side, but I am alone... Returning home to someone else's house The lights are brightly lit in the house, but my own home is dark. This feeling is really scary

21. The excitement is theirs, when I have nothing

22. Mobile phone In front of the screen, you silently like and comment silently, even very happy and active. It is the loneliest thing to laugh with others in the comment area

23. Others are waiting for umbrellas, but I am waiting for the rain. stop.

24. People who are alone are most afraid of holidays

25. Anyone can feel inexplicable joy when they suddenly receive a like from a stranger.

26. When I ran out of paper while squatting in the pit, no one helped to pass the paper. I went out of the toilet with my bare buttocks to find paper.

27. Local students studying in universities abroad need to I really felt lonely when I went home