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People who know Chaoshan dialect help me translate this passage and reward me with 50 points.

I don't know if you have heard that enjoying a happy meal in Shantou is really speechless. The French fries made by that woman (I don't know her name) are like dog medicine, and the fruit bowl made by Shuijige is very ugly. The fruit bowl is so tightly covered that people can't swallow it.