A humorous classic joke

We should also be optimistic about marriage. Although marriage is the grave of love, love that can be buried underground is much better than a corpse in the street! I have compiled some boring and funny stories. Welcome to read them!

1, you can't wake up a person who doesn't reply to the message, but a red envelope can.

2. When you meet the girl you love and kiss her face directly, she will definitely say? Shameless? At this time, you just kiss.

3. Couples should be equal. Listen to your boyfriend when you agree, and listen to your girlfriend when you disagree.

I want to go to the movies with my friends on Tanabata. What good friends recommend?

5. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, nothing is useful.

6, life is alive, born to live!

7. A girl stepped on my foot in the elevator and said she was sorry. I replied smoothly: you're welcome.

8. You must tell me what I said and did wrong, or I won't know how to be angry with you next time.

9. People who have girlfriends are called New Year's Eve, and you can endure it at most.

10, continue to the west, cross the terminator line, cross the Japanese border and return to the day when I first met you.

1 1, life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

12, the woman was dumped: looks. Dumped men: housing and cars. I was dumped: that man is out of his mind.

13, I envy those who can fall asleep as soon as they lie down. It takes me two hours to change 200 positions when I lie down.

14, I sold my dream and acted cool. I am a super invincible beautiful girl.

15, if you are not crazy, you will be old, and if you don't review the monthly exam, you will be finished. 16, the biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

17, staying up late is not good, which will lead to mental decline and ugliness, so, to be on the safe side, we'd better come all night.

18, what is more troublesome than meeting a bitch? Meet two at the same time.

19, who doesn't have a musical instrument these days? I quit. I played well.

20. Principal, your son hasn't finished his homework yet. Can you postpone the start date?

2 1, I have always had the courage to admit my mistake and will never change it.

22. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because you still know yourself.

24, don't make excuses for yourself, don't blame constipation on gravity.

25. There is no distance between points in the world, only the distance between hearts.

26, two people's weight is not an order of magnitude, how can they be friends, and can't play on the seesaw.

27. We always think that the brain is the smartest organ in the human body, but think about it, this judgment is made by the brain. 28. When you get married in the future, and the marriage partner is not me, I will move to live next door to you and be a quiet old king!

29. The real girl with a low smile is that you smile at her for a few seconds and she begins to giggle at you.

Give me the bear in your arms. If you can't stand it, you can give it to me.

3 1. All along, the four spiritual pillars that support my life progress are: waiting for work, waiting for Friday, waiting for express delivery, and waiting for salary.

32. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

33. Confessing or being confessed is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the ending is not a love affair, but a loss of a friend.

34. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

Don't complain why you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. Only four multiple-choice questions can't find the correct answer.

The above is a boring and funny conversation for everyone to enjoy. I hope you like it!