Medium-length jokes, kneel down ~ don't come if it's not funny.

When will there be a bright moon? "Dad, when will there be a bright moon?" I said, "tonight", "but why not tonight?" "It's cloudy tonight." "But it was fine yesterday. The sky is full of stars, but there is no moon. " "That's because, because, ah, you don't understand, this is called the moon comes and goes. You got it? There is no moon every night. " "But it was daytime that morning. How can I see the moon? " This question dazzles me. "Dad, why did you pour coffee on the keyboard?" There are no birds in a hundred mountains. "Dad, there are no birds in a hundred mountains, and there are no footprints in a thousand paths." Since everyone has disappeared, why is there an old man fishing? " "This is a writing method. You see, first of all, nobody writes about ice and snow geography. Later, I saw an old man fishing. How outstanding the image of this old man is. " "But,' write a hundred mountains without birds' first, why can't a bird come forward? Geometry Dad, what is geometry? " "You are still young. In middle school, you can learn geometry. Geometry is about triangles, rectangles and circles. In short, it is a variety of shapes. " "Oh ... that's a song about wine, and life is geometry. Is life a triangle or a circle? " The child was lost in thought. Dangerous building "Dad, I dare not speak loudly for fear of scaring people". Are there really aliens in the sky? ""No, it means that the night is very quiet. Once you speak, it will spread far. If someone is in the sky, they will be woken up. Look how well this poem is written. " "No, the poet went to a dangerous building. This dangerous building is 100 feet high. He is afraid that the building will collapse if it is loud and will wake people in the sky. " "Dangerous buildings refer to very tall buildings." "You should be more careful in tall buildings." The children of wildfire asked with a scroll, "Dad,' Wildfire never completely devours them'. What is wildfire?" I calmly replied, "Wildfire should be a fire burning in the wild." "Who lit the fire?" "I don't know, maybe the production was particularly backward at that time, put it in Yamakaji, and then changed the mountain forest into fertile land." "But if it should be fertile land, it should not be grass, but the crops in" Spring Breeze "?" Well, the farmer certainly didn't set fire to it. ""Who set the fire? " "Why do you always ask who set the fire? Just recite the poem. " The wife on the side couldn't stand it: "The child asked you a poem. What are you angry about?" "He is so not sensible, can I not be angry? By the way, some children who are not sensible must have set the fire. "I was upset." But ... the child looked at me timidly. "Dad, why do you put cigarette butts in your pocket? The clothes are on fire. Season "Dad,' Two orioles singing green willows', what season are you talking about?" "Since it is a green willow, it is of course spring or the turn of spring and summer. "The next sentence says' the window contains autumn snow in Xiling'. Why hasn't it thawed at this time? " "Maybe it was colder in ancient times than now." "Which egret is not afraid of freezing?" "Because it was colder then than now, birds must be more resistant to freezing than now." "If that's the case, then' Wan Li ship with a berth in Wu Dong' can't leave, and the river is frozen. Hey, what poem do you want me to recite? Inconsistent. '