Tell me something interesting about my deskmate.

What are some jokes about deskmates? The following is an interesting talk about your deskmate that I arranged for you. I hope you like it!

Ten selected funny stories about the same table

1. I really envy my deskmate having such a good deskmate.

Find a chance to kill my deskmate because he knows too much.

Hey, let me copy my homework. Hey, lend me your pencil. Hey, lend me the book. Hey, watch the teacher for me. Hello, my former deskmate, I miss you.

Always point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to the deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! He shouted: Your deskmate is a pig!

6. Will you hear someone mention the word deskmate one day and then think of me and move?

7. deskmate, sorry. I used to fuck you every day, but now I'm separated. I can't do it anymore. Sorry, deskmate.

8. Yesterday I changed the automatic reply to? And then what? Then my stupid deskmate talked to it all afternoon.

9. deskmate, in the vast sea of people, I recognized you at a glance. Because you are the most eye-catching, and secondly, awkward and obscene!

10.？ I think I'm in love with you? What are you talking about at the same table as Xueba?

About the jokes at the same table, talk about the classic encyclopedia

1. I didn't get along well with that person at first, but after becoming a deskmate, I talked about everything and became good girlfriends!

2. deskmate, can you stop eating delicious food when I'm not eating, so I can't stand it!

The perfect seat in the classroom is surrounded by your best friend, your secret crush, a classmate with good grades and a super funny person.

4. Being by your side for two years in the name of friendship, witnessing the separation and combination of you and her, suppressing inner suffocation, listening to your story and chatting with me, I like you for two years.

5. How about sitting with Xueba? I am doomed to be a scum all my life.

6. Is it really impossible to go back to having fun with my deskmate after class?

7. The composition "It's good to have money" written by your deskmate is funny!

8. I fell in love with my receptionist. He said he would marry me. I am his fiancee now, but he has a girlfriend.

Please raise your hand if your deskmate is a big bitch.

10. I like to say that all of a sudden I thought of the inspiration chick.

1 1 .10 million jokes are not as good as a sentence told by a deskmate!

12.？ Deskmate, deskmate, do you know a group is reserved for you? Really? Which blacklist?

13. Hungry, thirsty, looking for a deskmate, looking for a mirror, looking for a deskmate, looking for a deskmate, looking for a deskmate, looking for change, looking for a deskmate, playing cards, hugging thighs, looking for a deskmate.

14. God, you must give me a funny comparison when school starts!

15. I told my deskmate that your deskmate likes you? , he said? Is it your deskmate who likes you?

16. One day, someone put a small note on my deskmate's back. At first glance, I didn't stick it tightly, so I took a few shots on the sticker. By the way, I said, ah, there are bugs!

17.？ Watch the sunset at the same table. Isn't it beautiful? Speak human words? Still fucking going to school?

18. Class. My deskmate is menstruating. The teacher asked what was wrong. I hit myself on the nose. So I went downstairs and bought her sanitary napkins. Later she became my wife.

19. Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.

20.？ I like your deskmate very much. You are beautiful and gentle. You are my goddess. Deskmate, is it really good for you to praise yourself so blatantly?

2 1. I want to start school with a principal, but I have a principal from a class.

22. deskmate, I'm sorry. I used to bully you every day, but now I'm separated and I can't do it anymore.

23.？ If your deskmate suddenly fainted, what measures would you take to slap him first to see if he was faking it?

24. My deskmate is Su Xue, who is a slag when pinched.

25. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

26.？ How can I get your deskmate to help you watch the teacher play with your deskmate's mobile phone in class? ?