Mathematical jokes suitable for fifth grade students

Mom came home and asked Xiao Ming, "How was the math exam? Xiao Ming said, "Yes, there is a saying that you can't do arithmetic. It asks 3 * 7 =? I wrote a 15 regardless of the willy-nilly. "

2. 1 Say to 4: Pay attention! 9 to 6: Are you tired of thinking about this all day? 9 said to 0: Don't think that cutting the tail is character! 1 Say to 7: Brother, when did your waist break?

A statistician met a mathematician, and the statistician teased the mathematician and said, "Didn't you say that if X = Y and Y = Z, then X = Z! Then I think if you like a girl, then you will also like the boy that the girl likes? "

The mathematician thought for a moment and asked, "Then you put your left hand in a pot of 100 degree boiling water and your right hand in a pot of 0 degree ice water." ! Because they are only 50 degrees on average! "

I'm going to be deformed

Math teachers are often used to saying to distracted students in class, "Pay attention! I want to ... "

One day, while explaining the equation, he found another student distracted, so he snapped, "Be careful, I'm going to be deformed!" " "

The spirit of all beings does it one brace up, and dozens of pairs of eyes stare at him. ...

Professor of mathematics

A math professor was knocked down by a speeding car on the road, and the driver left without stopping. When the traffic police came to ask about the license plate number of the car, the professor thought for a moment and said, "At the moment when I was knocked down, I only saw an equation on the car: XY minus 5 17, and the final difference was 24 ..."

Wu Zetian is a great mathematician.

History teacher: "Do you know who Wu Zetian is?"

Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. Adding it after five is the great mathematician who invented rounding. "