Sentence Collection of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio (92 selected sentences)

1, Notre Dame de Paris collapsed, and you have nowhere to go.

I am not a straw boat, so don't put your arrow on me.

3. What brand of plastic bag are you, easy to take?

You look like you've been through World War II.

5. You hid when humans evolved.

6. Your name used to be Wang Shuangxin, but now your name is Wang Jin.

7. Smelly loach really treats itself as seafood and adds a little seawater.

The doctor said that you must cut off your leg from below your eyebrows.

9. Hello, Mona Lisa's sister "Jenny Martha"

10, as a typical loser, you are so successful.

1 1, a person is going to be scolded by pointing his nose, and he knows that he has been scolded.

12, ask your dad if your infertility is hereditary?

13. What if you can afford five minutes? Can you find someone who can talk for two hours?

14, you should like fitness very much. Look how high you lift the barbell.

15, no brains, keep it as an inheritance?

16, you look like a zebra's head.

17, look at the logic of your speech, the rectum communicates with the brain.

18, it's a good thing you disguise yourself well, otherwise I really thought you were a dog.

19, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

It's not easy to grow up alone, is it?

2 1, Baidu can't find you, but sogou will.

I think you look like the American economy in the 1970s.

23. You seem to have a bad stomach. You go to the bathroom and pull your head out

24. People like you can only live for two episodes in TV series at most.

25, the small mouth is like dew, always spouting out.

I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't.

27. You were a sewing machine in your last life, right? You are good at pedaling.

28. When treating you as a person, you try to act like one.

29, the phone sprinkled rice, the chicken is better than you.

30. You are great. First, you fly a plane in the sea.

3 1. What brand of plastic bag are you, easy to take?

I really envy your skin. It's well maintained.

33, go to the hospital immunization room to check if you are sick.

34. Your big face is covered with lipstick, as if pancake fruit is covered with big sauce.

35. Are you Aristotle's sister, Jenny Mastro?

36. You are a pickpocket, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

37. I can see that this is my first time and I have no experience. I have escaped perfectly from what everyone should be.

38. Which page of Shan Hai Jing are you on?

39. Are you the owner of the antique city? Call everyone baby.

40. Which land of geomantic omen did you dig? So brave and good at fighting without losing the family style.

4 1, the brain is a commodity, I hope you don't regard it as an ornament.

We don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people. But people are as easy to satisfy as pigs, and we often see it.

43. I really want to get you a drop of water to change your cornea.

I suggest you stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around in the street.

45. Others are Bakamaka and you are Kaka.

46. I feel that your IQ has been cut with the umbilical cord.

47. What brand of garbage bag do you use?

48. You are number two in math and literature.

49. Does the ex-boyfriend have uremia? Your mouth is really poisonous.

I can see this is your first time and you don't have much experience.

5 1, your cuticle is so thin, and your face can be so thick.

52. When someone says something, you jump out of the bar immediately.

Call me if you're sad, and I'm hanging up to make you even sadder?

Do your parents study chemistry? You look like an experiment.

55. Your stupidity is always so creative.

56. You are really an extinct person.

57. Look in the mirror more often and you will understand many things.

I only called you to listen to the barking of dogs.

59. Tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you will learn to be ugly, and if you are not smart, you will learn to be bald.

60, IQ still stays at the level of prenatal education?

6 1, I have intensive fear syndrome, and I can't get in touch with people with more thoughts.

62. What watch is my sister wearing, Patek Philippe? Good watch!

As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

You are good at cooking, aren't you? It seems that you are good at embellishing.

65. I never scold you by name. If you are wrong, you will be seated accordingly.

66. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, the grassland (non-Lian Bi).

67. We are all descendants of the Chinese people. Why are you born to raise them?

Do you live in Dunhuang? Why are there so many murals?

69. You two are perfect for each other. It seems that Yue Lao's garbage classification is still quite in place.

70. You speak beautifully, and your mouth looks like you're wearing kaiselu.

7 1, isn't that the straw boat you borrowed?

72. What you get is a keyboard.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

74, touching the scene, you account for two words.

75. It turns out that you are physically disabled, determined and taught.

76. I know you are straight and can't pull with your mouth.

77. Don't you need to keep the head as a legacy?

78. Gold always shines, and you glass slag always reflects light.

79. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

80. Has this girl been to school? What medicine is she taking now?

8 1, you are so arrogant, is there an animal society to protect you?

82. Your other half has turned you green for several months, and you haven't seen it yet.

83. Are you Gao Qiu? I'm almost angry with you.

84. I know more people and suddenly feel that dogs are cute, too.

85. No matter how good other girls are, they can have my feelings.

86, come back so slowly, grave signal is not good? Flying pigeons pass books faster than you.

87. I think you tore off your left face and stuck it on your right face. You are also shameless.

88. Why does everyone call it a baby? Are you Jia Duobao?

89. Have you installed GPS? Do you know your position?

90. If I collect garbage, I will definitely want you.

9 1. Your birth is an apology letter from Durex.

92. You must have a good lung capacity to blow.