Who can tell me a joke for three minutes?

On a dark windy night in a month, a man was walking in the street. When he glanced behind him, he saw a white shadow, like a ghost in white. This man is very scared. After walking for a while, he looked back again. The white shadow was still there. As soon as he turned, the shadow disappeared again. Repeatedly, the man was scared to run to the mirror of a clothing store to see what was behind him. Huh? There's nothing back there! The man looked at it carefully again ... ah! That white shadow is ... it is ... a grain of rice in the mouth! 1. A dying man made a will to his wife: "When I die, I hope you can marry our neighbor Mr. Ed." The wife was puzzled, so she explained, "Two years ago, the cow that this bastard sold me couldn't milk at all. Now I want him to feel cheated!"

Dad told the fish that he was often hungry when he was a child. Fish and fish had tears in their eyes: "Well, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?"

3. A train passes through a mountainous area, and all the farmers along the way come to watch it. A female guest on the bus came for her period, changed the paper and threw it out of the window.

Flying head-on in a farmer's face, the farmer took it off and said, "Wow! ! ! The train is fast, and a piece of paper can make my nose bleed.

My three-year-old daughter often says to me, "Dad, don't you understand what you are planting?" I said, "Yes, you reap what you sow." The daughter said happily, "Then I grow jelly. I want a lot of jelly."

The two fathers and sons are violent and never let people down. One day, the father ordered his son to buy meat to entertain guests. When I came back, I met a man who refused to give way at the city gate. After standing for a long time, my father ran over: "Good son, you take the meat first, and I will stand next to you!" "