"goose with a dull head"

once upon a time, there was a child who didn't want to read. His parents sent him to school, and he fled home after three days of school. From then on, he refused to go to school again and played with the children who herded cattle every day.

When he grew up, he didn't know a word, didn't understand anything, couldn't do anything, and had a low IQ, so everyone called him a "goose with a dull head". Fortunately, his family is a well-known rich man and has no worries about food and clothing. He is served from morning till night, with his mouth full of food and his clothes reaching out.

At the age of getting married and starting a family, parents helped their son find a beautiful young lady from an ordinary family in a neighboring village and married her as a daughter-in-law. The beautiful lady treats "goose with a dull head" as a little brother.

One day, the young lady said to Goose, "Tomorrow my mother will celebrate her 5th birthday, and we will all go to congratulate her. According to the rules, you are also going back to drink with me. "

Goose Goose asks happily, "Is there anything delicious in your house?"

The young lady said, "It's a birthday treat. There are many delicious foods."

Goose said, "That's great. From now on, I won't eat. I'll eat more tomorrow."

The young lady said, "It's a shame."

Goose said, "It's not like going to someone else's house."

The young lady said, "When I go tomorrow, I will leave first, and you will come later." Miss really doesn't want to go back to her mother's house with her dull husband, for fear that people will look down on her.

Goose said, "I don't know your home. Where does your family live? Where to go? "

The young lady said, "When I go back, I'll take a bag of Gu Kang and scatter it along the way. You can walk along the road with chaff and you'll get to my house. No, it's an hour's walk. You will come in a moment, and you must catch my family for lunch. "

The next morning, the young lady got up early, finished dressing, picked up her luggage, and then went to the pigsty to pack a bag of chaff and set off. When the young lady went out, she repeatedly told her, "Remember: walk along the chaff and don't go astray."

"Goose with a dull head" said, "It's not difficult, I know. You go first. I'll come in a minute. "

as soon as the young lady went out, she began to scatter chaff along the way.

Half an hour later, Goose Goose also went out. He walked along the road with chaff.

miss, walk all the way, scatter all the way. At the end of the village, you will see your home, and you can't sprinkle any more chaff, otherwise people will see jokes. The young lady poured the unfinished chaff into the big pond on the roadside.

"Goose with a dull head" walked all the way to the head of the village, but the chaff disappeared, so it stopped.

"where should I go? Why are there no chaff? Is it finished? I don't know how to bring more chaff. What a fool! " He looked around and found chaff in the roadside pond, so he jumped into the big pond.

It's almost time for lunch, but the young lady has not seen her husband coming, and she can't see him standing at the door. Miss thought, maybe I don't know how to get to the village head. I'll go and have a look.

Sure enough, the young lady found her husband walking around the big pond at the head of the village, chasing the chaff.

When he saw his wife coming, Goose Goose blamed her and said, "Where is it hard to live? Why do you live in a pond?"

Miss called her husband ashore. She was so angry that she couldn't speak. She just squatted on the ground and cried. Today is my mother's birthday, and there are many guests at home. I can't cry my eyes red, so I have to endure it. The young lady stood up, dried her tears and said to her husband patiently, "When you eat at noon, you should pay attention to your eating style and know some rules. So many guests, don't embarrass me. "

"If you eat, you can't be so particular," said the husband. "I'll just listen to you when you eat. I'll eat if you let me. Isn't it easy? "

The young lady said, "We sat on the same stool at dinner. I brought a twine from home. I tied one end of the twine to my foot and the other to yours. I'll pull the twine and you'll have a bite. Remember? "

"ok. It's simple. I will eat as soon as you pull the wire, and I will not eat if you don't pull the wire. "

it's time for dinner, and all the guests are on the table. The guests are waiting for the birthday boy to be seated, ready to raise their glasses.

At this moment, a rooster walked under the table and tripped over the hemp thread under the table. The rooster pulled the hemp thread, and the husband thought that his wife had asked him to eat the food. Before others started to eat, he began to eat rudely.

The cock tripped over the twine and couldn't walk. He kept pulling the twine. "Goose with a dull head" thought that his wife thought he was eating too slowly, so he gulped down. The faster the cock pulls, the faster the husband eats. The rooster kept pulling the string under the table, and the "goose with a dull head" simply picked up the plate and poured it into his mouth. He almost emptied a table of food by himself.

The guests squatted on the ground with their bellies in their arms, and they all burst into laughter! (Text/Dai Xuesheng)

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