China's interesting sentences

Chinese is superior to other languages. First of all, as the cultural carrier of the Chinese nation, Chinese characters have the characteristics of unity of abstraction and imagery, philosophy and artistry. Secondly, in the process of word-to-word and word-to-word word formation, with the help of punctuation, pronunciation or flexible concept, it is full of magical colors and effects.

1, the point is wrong

It is stipulated that senior two children keep a diary every day and check it at night.

On this day, after checking his diary, he was furious with his puzzling wife. The husband said, "There is evidence to check." Spread out the child's diary in front of his wife. I saw scrawled words on it: "I did my homework today, and Uncle Wang went home to play. After finishing my homework, my uncle praised me for doing well. My uncle kissed my mother and kissed me. "

The wife was furious and called the child to ask questions. The child cried and said, "I mean, my uncle kissed me and my mother kissed me."

2. Fuzzy association

According to legend, one year before the spring, Zhu Zhishan, one of the four gifted scholars in the south of the Yangtze River in Ming Dynasty, went to a hotel for a drink. When the shopkeeper saw the celebrity coming, he hurried to Four Treasures of the Study and asked Zhu Zhishan to write couplets for the hotel. Zhu Zhishan did not shirk, and wrote: "Tomorrow spring will be unlucky; Less luck, more money all year round. " After reading it, the shopkeeper's smile suddenly turned into anger, because he read this couplet as: "Tomorrow is spring, so unlucky;" Good luck and little money all the year round. When Zhu Zhishan saw this scene, he smiled and said, "The shopkeeper doesn't have to be angry. You are mistaken. I mean this: tomorrow spring is good, not bad luck; Less luck and more money all year round. "Hearing this, the shopkeeper turned his anger into joy and immediately treated him with wine.

According to legend, Li Yu, a drama theorist and writer in Qing Dynasty, once wrote a pair of ambiguous couplets for a rich man. The first link reads: "The pig's head is a big mouse." The bottom line is: "A brewing pot is a good vinegar pot." The horizontal approval is: "many people are ill and less wealth." When the rich man first saw this couplet, he read the upper and lower couplets as follows: "Raising pigs and mice is just a plague; The wine tank is good in vinegar and sour in the altar. " And read the horizontal batch as: "Many people are ill, but less money." He turned purple with anger and went to the county government to complain that Li Yu had scolded him. The magistrate sent someone to send Li Yu to the county government and asked him about it. Li Yu said unhurriedly, "I wrote auspicious words!" So I read the couplet again: "The pig is the biggest, and the mouse only dies;" A good wine-making jar makes the vinegar jar sour. There are many people, few diseases and wealth. " The magistrate and the rich man were dumbfounded after hearing this.

3. An article that can be read clearly.

All literate people in China understand the meaning of Chinese characters, but the pronunciation in the southeast and northwest is different. Therefore, a foreign writer said that if there were no Chinese characters, the only people in this land would be Hunan, Guangdong, Sichuan and Guizhou ... Only with Chinese characters would they become China people. "Money, money, money, sweetness, children ..." If you can't distinguish it by pronunciation alone, you can see the words "river, front, dive, money donkey, dry Kun and pass" at a glance.

Zhao Yuanren, a famous linguist, once wrote an easy-to-read essay to illustrate the characteristics of homophones in Chinese characters. The record is as follows:

"Shishi Shishi, a lion lover, vowed to eat ten lions. Shi always sees lions in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market. History regards ten lions and makes them die according to the arrow. Stone picked up ten lion corpses, suitable for stone chambers, stone chambers are wet. The stone room wiped the stone room, and the stone room tried to eat ten lion corpses. When eating, I knew for the first time that it was the body of a lion, and it was the body of ten stone lions. "

Step 4 name

A couple surnamed Xie, in their forties, have been married 10 for many years and have never given birth. Recently, they were suddenly pregnant with pearls, not only twins, but also a man and a woman with a flower and two children. The couple are very satisfied. They don't know what to name their children. I wrote home and asked Gaotang's parents.

Looking forward to this happy event, the old parents who have been looking forward to their grandchildren for many years are naturally overjoyed and immediately call back to congratulate their children and tell them that their grandchildren's name might as well be "Xie Tian, Xie Di!"

5. Contrary to the text.

In the absurd era of "Cultural Revolution", many childish humors prevailed in pale culture, such as "a young old man killed the living dead with a brand-new old knife in the morning after dusk". People use such plain and confusing concepts to transform ridiculous and pathetic jokes.

In fact, there are many contradictory ideas in life, and the expression is not unreasonable and inconsistent. From the following sentences, it is not difficult to figure out the unique humor of Chinese character culture.