The more words and jokes, the better. High score reward! ! ! ! ! !

1. Give you a gift with the heaviest shit! You must eat one kilogram. Include more! There's not enough dung. Do it yourself! Stop laughing! Or I'll leave half for someone else!

2. You shit on your head with a sword. You think you are the sword of Oriental Xia, but in fact you are cheating on the street. You just saw the gangster take out your sword, but who wants to open your pants? Still looking at your cell phone? Never seen the world!

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.

Congratulations to your wife for giving birth to another boy at home. You've been out for two years, and you won't come back to see it.

A fat man weighed himself, but the scale didn't respond. He walked down in disappointment, and the scale suddenly said, "Please don't stand two people at a time to maintain the machinery. Thank you for your cooperation. "

6. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you … pig!

7. Although you have teeth, don't feel sorry for yourself! You can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, separate the tea residue when you drink tea, and use it as a knife and fork when you have a picnic. Do you think you are the best?

8. benefactor, the underwear you are wearing today is not in good color. I hope you can take it off immediately and throw it in the toilet to ensure safety. It's kindness, it's kindness.

9. You are eating buns without meat! Take a bite, but you don't get meat. If you want another bite, you still haven't got the meat. You'll have meat after the third bite! Why do you think it is?

10. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him questions, he only answers "No". Have you heard this story?

1 1. Weather forecast: It will be fine tonight, with a probability of precipitation of 0 and a minimum temperature of 3 1 degree; The north wind will be 6-7 in the daytime tomorrow, and the highest temperature will be minus 5 degrees. Please don't go out and put on more clothes!

12. The pig cried sadly. Mother pig asked: Why are you crying? I feel stupid, said the pig. Mother comforted: don't cry, the pig reading this news is dumber than you!

13. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. These chickens are mentally ill. They don't eat, drink or rest. The cock and hen look at the chicken. Silly chickens don't pay attention, they are secretly looking at their mobile phones.

14. I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig!

15. Don't cry, don't laugh, and don't scream when you sleep at night! You'll give me a fright! Are you still listening to me? You are such an idiot!

16. Wooden furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talents practice, geniuses send messages, fools read messages!

17. You rode a motorcycle up and down the mountain and killed more than 200 people. The police are coming to arrest you. You ran into the ladies' room. There is no light in the ladies' room. You fell into the poop pit. You almost died fighting poop!

18. Your round face, so white, curved eyebrows, so slender; A pair of watery eyes, so bright and affectionate voice, so sweet: Wang! Woof! Woof!

19. Baby, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a crow chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings!

20. The sky above is your bathroom. You spent a lot of money on this bathroom. You don't know how deep the water is or how shallow it is. If a dive fails, you will never see it again.

2 1. It rained heavily. Your wife called to tell you to go home quickly. You're not scared at all. You don't want to hang out?

22. Study hard, make progress every day, and don't date anyone for three years. The key is that you are ugly, but you have no other advantages except ugliness!

23. Report commander, your wife is in Taiwan Province province. As soon as Taiwan Province Province was liberated, your wife wet the kang! Commander, your wife will be born as soon as she develops in Taiwan Province and Taiwan Province provinces!

24. Friend, let me tell you a story: What's the matter? Come on, come on. This story is called << Piggy wants to know.

25. That's a dozen bamboo boards. Let's not praise others. Come and boast that you look like a flower. Although you look like a flower, you must hang it down. You can eat three steamed buns in one bite!

26. Your head is like the earth, with mountains, water and rivers! There is also a big hair building!

27. You are a little donkey. You run very slowly. Suddenly one day you run very fast on a whim-you want to go to the toilet:)

28. debauchery does not deteriorate, and lovelorn is abnormal! Anyway, you are a vegetable! I guess nobody loves you either. Brother, look how helpless you are!

29. I am your father, how great I am, and I have worked hard to raise you. If you don't listen, I'll give you two mouths!

30. Just buy headphones for my dad, and then write a receipt asking for money and saying what I want. Thank you very much

3 1. You are really not smart enough, and your nose is like an old smooth; Eyes like red pepper; Eyebrows are like two knives; Walk on both sides; It seems that the crab fainted.

32. Human beings know how to be shy, so they wear clothes, so the installation fee can be regarded as a "shame fee".

33. Others have a lot of roses, but I am short of money. I have a cactus. I hold it and summon up courage to say three words to you: "sit on it!" " "

34. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I laugh because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you … pig:)

35. Brother, I'd like you to meet a girlfriend: noble temperament, charming appearance, charming figure, flowing long hair, gentle eyes ... 80 years old this year.

36. I have a poem that is unknown in the world. Stupid melon is reading this poem: knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing. I knew you were a fool. Stupid melon must have been reading this poem when he heard the phone ring.

37. If girls are divided into five grades according to their looks: beautiful, elegant, lovely, patriotic and obeying traffic rules, you can only rank between patriotism and obeying traffic rules.

On the first night when I moved to my new home, a man broke in in the dark, and I couldn't resist. He stole all my things ... damn grave robbers, and he didn't cover the coffin when he left.

39. Last night, I had a dream that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!

40. There is hair on the top, hair on the bottom and hair at night. An organ of the human body. Forget it, my friend. It's the eyes.

4 1. When I was a child, I lacked love. Calcium deficiency when you grow up. I wore pants and a tie and thought I was Dong Fangbubai. Actually, I'm a fool.

42. I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

43.GG, it doesn't matter if you are ugly. If you go out to scare people, that's your problem!

44. A bamboo in Hanshan Temple, if you don't want to fly separately, you will be half-matched, and the golden cup will fly away without a dish. Bottom; When you pay me.

45. You are a little aura, and I am a little stupid; You are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; You are a little fragrant, and I am a little drunk; If you are angry, I won't lose my temper.

46. Tianma Meteor Boxing, asking for money when meeting people; If you don't pay, this is a punch!

47. I want money when I have no money, but I don't know how to use it when I have money. Just food, clothing, housing and transportation. You should remember that you are full and lustful.

48. You are standing on the side of the road, waiting anxiously. I rushed to you, and you seemed to close your eyes happily! I am both excited and sorry to say: I am sorry! My headlights are shining on you!

49. You'd better. I don't hate you anymore, and I don't bother you anymore. Besides, I'm in love with you again, deeper than before, because spring is coming, pork prices have gone up, and you can buy a good price again.

50. Even though you have teeth! Don't feel sorry for yourself, just have teeth! You can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, separate the tea residue when you drink tea, and use it as a knife and fork when you have a picnic. Do you think you are the best?

5 1. Sprinkle baking soda. Plan to sprinkle baking soda. Sprinkle baking soda on time Sprinkle baking soda on time

52. You are the cleverest-first place in flushing the toilet:)

53. Did you get the message? If so, it means that your mobile phone was hacked by me. Be careful, but all the expenses are paid by you-your colleague.

54. Man bites dog: man is better than dog: animals are worse than animals! Dogs are better than people: even dogs are inferior! Even: like a dog!

55. I peel your skin, prick your tendons, dig your liver, scratch your lungs, dig your heart, eat your meat, drink your blood and chew your bones!

56. Dude, do you want to be an official? I guarantee that you will go out on business, the police car will clear the way, three meals a day will be delivered on time, there will be a mobile sentry at night, and the police will give you a pair of handcuffs.

57. Laugh at the sight of bones, and jump over the wall when you are in a hurry. When the stranger came, he screamed like hell. It's good for humans to have you!

58. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you … pig!

I've always wanted to write a poem, but only two people in the world know it. Now I'm laughing and a fool is watching.

Please read this poem aloud for three times: as soon as you lie down, you will smell the flowers, and as soon as you lie down, you will fall under the embankment. Invite people to smell the stone, lie wet and answer Chun Lv, lie wet and answer Chun Lv, lie wet and answer Chun Lv.

6 1. Do you know Song Ci? Please read this poem out loud for five times: black traces of spring, stepping to scare the spring moth away, black eyebrows posing like gauze hanging, black songs and dances.

62. Read the following words and you will get a job with a monthly salary of 2 million. These problems are as follows: 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩 鉩

63. Brain teaser: A pig was killed by a car while crossing the road. Why? I'm telling you, pigs don't turn sharply.

64. I've been wanting to say three words to you for a long time, but I'm afraid I can't even be an ordinary friend, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

65. Can you give me a chance? In a population of more than 5 billion, it is fate to get to know each other. This fate is the blessing I have accumulated for generations. I don't want to waste it. Give me a chance to hit you.

66. I miss you very much. Can you come back to me again? Do you know I'm waiting for you? Xiao Qiang (my dog)-looking for something.

67. There are immortals in the sky, and their strength is endless; I'm from the same family as you. My name is Pig Fairy!

68. If you are going to lose or have lost something, then you will gain or have gained something.

69. Wooden furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and fools read text messages.

70. I admit that men are lascivious heroes and women are coquettish and noble, but I really regret knowing a eunuch like you for half a year.

7 1. Your words haunt my mind. You are really the only one for me. You are the only person I hate most.

72. Standing under a tall building, I feel sad, my face is wet and it tastes a little salty. Is it rain or tears? Look up at the sky ... Shit, who is peeing upstairs?

73. You are so handsome and cool that it is almost impossible to compare with you. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

74. Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is of bad color. You should take it off immediately and throw it in the toilet to ensure safety. Kindness is kindness.

75. Urgent reminder: There may be tornado weather recently. Be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those weighing less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

76.let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

77. Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and suck hard, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman.

78. If it is just a gust of wind, it is so eternal; If it's just an understatement, but it's so strong, now I have to boldly confess to you: say hello before farting!

79. Your liveliness, loveliness and naivety make me feel the beauty of life. Today I will say to you carefully: I love you, son.

80. I dreamed of you again last night. You raised your eyes and stared at me, and finally said three words-woof woof.

8 1. I have been looking for you for many years. In the forest of people and the ocean of life, all my seasons come for you-oh, my dear dog.

82. I remember in a silent moment, you took my heart away, and since then my people have gone with others.

You are more beautiful than roses and flowers. Seeing you reminds me of Hong Kong star Wu Junru.

84. Your singing is beautiful. Love songs make people cry and remind me of the dog I just lost.

85. You know me better than the mirror, you are more knowledgeable than Zhuangzi, and you are smarter than your grandson, so I always call you the grandson of Jingcun (net)!

86. I really miss you, love you and love you these two days. I want to dream about eating at night during the day and even going to the toilet, but I can't remember who you are.

87. You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life, and you are like a mountain in my heart. If you are ill, it's none of my business.

88. You have a slender figure and temperament. If a successful man sees you, he will definitely call you aunt.

89. Somehow, I dreamed that your figure has been in my dream for the past two days, which made me unable to look forward to it. Today, I want to summon up the courage to tell you that I hope you have plastic surgery and don't scare me in your dreams.

You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

9 1. I ran into you suddenly and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I tried my best to escape, and you followed me. I shouted helplessly: whose dog is nobody's business?

92. I have been secretly in love with you. Your face, your lips and your ears are always in front of my eyes! But I am too poor to tell you. Now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

93. Who didn't have shit since ancient times and who didn't use paper for defecation? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

94. You are very virtuous-you can't do anything at home, you are a beautiful woman-a moldy girl, and you have an affair with me-an unshakable friendship!

95. Sitting under a hat, wearing shoes on your head, chewing socks in your mouth, holding a mobile phone in your hand, staring at your eyes, trying to have fun.

96. You are a genius-born fool, graduated from Harvard-Harbin Buddhist College, and you look good-it's really not your fault that you look like this.

97. Are you lonely? Don't you feel understood? Even if the whole world abandoned you. My door is always open for you! -Private pig farms in Shenzhen.

98. You look at the national color from a distance, but you look at the blood. Hair is thin and yellow, and teeth are black. Who dares to ask you to be a cousin?

99. In the starry night, I seduce you with tears. Since it's so easy to hook up with you, it's not polite to dump you!

100. Congratulations! We finally found you with an annual salary of one million in the talent market. Please give your luggage and belongings to the doorman on duty after work.

10 1. I heard that you are coming to our home and my brother will pick you up. For easy identification, please take two first-class cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Maotai in your right hand.

102. The doctor advised me to ride a horse to lose weight, and the effect was really good. I lost 30 pounds a week, but I don't understand one thing: why do they insist on weighing people and horses together?

103. Seeing a pile of cow dung on the beautiful road, I couldn't help eating a catty.

104. Shh, can you keep your voice down and fart? !

105. The benefits of tooth eruption can be dug out in the ground. When it rains, you can cover your chin, drink tea, eat tea residue thoroughly, cut it with a knife and fork, and stop your teeth from sprouting twice.

106. Friend, I want to tell you a secret, but you must remember, never tell anyone that you know it. This matter must be kept secret. Remember. Remember.

107. White clouds are floating slowly in the sky, streams are gurgling in the valley, beloved girls pass by in a hurry, your pants fall off one by one ... your ass is on fire.

108. "If an apology helps, what do you want the police for?"

109. Cold remedies: lean your head against the door frame and close the door hard until you feel dizzy and slightly congested, and the cold can be cured.

1 10. Play gymnastics with your mobile phone, you idiot.

1 1 1. It's almost dawn ... but you should still be sleeping now ~ If I accidentally disturb you again ... I want to tell you sincerely ~ ~ I ... intentionally. ...

1 12. Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless ... don't forget, even if people all over the world don't like you and ignore you, at least there is our ... Animal Protection Association.

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1 14. Once upon a time, there was a mountain and a temple in it. There is a little pig studying in the temple:' Once upon a time there was a mountain and there was a temple in the mountain. . '

1 15. Why do we celebrate April Fool's Day? Because I want to comfort the weak who are fooled by short messages!

1 16. Three unfortunate people. Stir-fry Hu, stir-fry Hu and play mahjong Hu. Outstanding achievements, work and backbone. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis.

117.3 ... 8 ...! Sorry, I stuttered again today. Happy ... March 8 ... Day!

1 18. I've been wanting to say three words to you since the Spring Festival, but I'm afraid you'll laugh at me for being dishonest and never give up. When Valentine's Day in China comes on the fifteenth day of the first month, I must say to you-play with the lights!

1 19. Singing is not like singing. It's like putting out smoke in your house. Leave you a short-lived ghost to pretend to be uncomfortable in front of me.

120. Want to be happy? Just shake your head for ten minutes and you will know the meaning of happiness. Attention! Don't stop.

12 1. You have a bad life, the mall is frustrated, your love is over, your reputation is ruined, and your friends dislike you. How to avoid it? Say it a hundred times in Mandarin: woof, woof, woof, woof! Keep your voice down, the dog catcher is coming.

122. Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (headline)-"At least you"!

123. God saw that you didn't have a lovely friend, so he created me, but before that, God saw that there were no idiots in the world and created you by the way.

124. Hello, hello, you have antelope horn on your head, chicken feathers on your body and bags all over your face; You said you couldn't judge a book by its cover, but I ran away as soon as I saw you! !

125. Congratulations, your wish that "all fences have been knocked down, feed has fallen from the sky, butchers all over the world have died, and people all over the world have become Buddhists" has come true!

126. A Dai peed and saw the words on the wall: Look up. Artie looked up curiously and saw that it said: Look up again, so he looked at it again. The wall near the ceiling says: You peed on your shoes!

127. Tintin, your friend ordered a delicious meal. Please go to the nearest bathroom and toilet. Did you hear that? Is it nice? thank you

128. Some people are really great. They jump when they see money, laugh when they are good, and change their tune when they have no money.

129. Do you know? I think about you day and night. I want to eat, sleep and work. I really want to say to you: "pay back the money quickly!" ! ! ! ! ! "

130. If you were born in 1970s, there must be more than 20 picture books in your toy box. You have eaten 50 cents popsicles, and at least one of your girlfriends has tetracycline teeth!

13 1. If I drink, you can get drunk and I'll let the young lady pay the bill. My heart aches because I am stupid, but I feel guilty because I missed this life. If I meet you in the next life, may I be with you forever.

132. The wall says "No defecation anywhere, offenders will be fined", but people still urinate there. Unexpectedly, the word was changed. On the wall, it said, "It is forbidden to urinate here, and offenders will confiscate their tools."

133. You are the eighth monster in Jiangnan. You are always outside when you don't go home. You don't drink or eat vegetables, you don't talk about love, you always have sex. You often take a young lady as a quilt, be lazy without giving money, and often get kicked.

134. Attention! ! A pinhole camera was installed in your bedroom a month ago. Check the other side of the bed carefully. The VCD will be delivered to you by courier in three days. Please check it!

135. You're a book, I'm a bag, you're a mouse, I'm a cat, you're wood, I'm glue, you're pork, I'm a knife, and we have such a good relationship. Please have dinner today!

136. You look very distinctive. It is a kind of courage for you to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but your parents played a game. Only you can set off the beauty of the world.

137. I want to skin you, prick your tendons, dig your liver, lungs and heart, eat your meat, drink your blood and chew your bones ... pig!

138. Hello! I am Xiao, the legendary nephew. This year I flew from Afghanistan alone to visit your old uncle Wang Cai!

139. Actually. . . You are a "prosperous wealth" in folklore, and the real meaning of your name is "Wang" ... Wang (surname) ... Good luck! "Ha ha laugh .. Good dog!

140. I've been wanting to say something to you for a long time, but I'm afraid everyone will be embarrassed after I say it, but I still can't help it: actually, I love you ... impossible. You really look like a pig.

14 1. We filmed your one-night stand. If you don't want your wife to know, please prepare 65438+ ten thousand yuan in cash to redeem the goods within seven days, otherwise, ...

142. Remember the days when we shared weal and woe? Remember when we laughed and drank a lot of wine? The most important thing ... Remember the money you owe me?

143. The so-called "idiot" is a person who knows nothing about what you are familiar with and knows nothing about what he knows. Do you know this sentence?

144. Which country are you from? The washboard made of wood and the urinal made of cement?

145. You don't know how important you are in my heart. Others are a pile of shit to me, but you are different. You are two piles of shit.

146. Look at that boy. He looks like Dong Fangbubai, with a bundle of Chinese cabbage on his head and a sack and a kelp on his waist.

147. Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

148. I love you. My hands are shaking because of you, my mood is excited because of you, and my body is shaking because of you! It feels good to win the first prize!

149. You are suspected to be involved in a drug trafficking case. Please surrender to the local industrial safety authority immediately, or you will be severely punished. -Provincial Public Security Department

150. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover with a quilt, wear a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

15 1. Snowflakes are floating in the cold sky, and ice stubbles are hung on the green trees, revealing beautiful shoes. You are a fool.

152. Please say the following three words loudly at the post office door to get a five-day tour of the Third Hospital for free: "I am a pig!"

153. Congratulations, your wish that "all fences have been knocked down, feed has fallen from the sky, butchers all over the world have died, and people all over the world believe in Islam" has come true!

154. You talk like singing and eat like fighting! Don't let me go, drive like a crazy cow! ! !

155. I wish you good health and die soon; Naive and lively, ha batch rub; All the best, take it out on your ass.

156. Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!

157. Happy, careful, worry-free, comfortable, assured, caring, considerate and careful, do you feel good, but be careful!

158. Honey, I'm sorry. Since we kissed romantically last night, you licked half of the bean sprouts in my mouth. I remember to brush my teeth after dinner!

159. I know you have no money to spend, but even if you are poor, you should be ambitious. You would rather be a duck than rob a woman at night! Damn it.

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1. When you left the card room yesterday, the lady told me that you didn't give enough money, and she was going to sue you at your wife's!

2. The head is like a radish, the figure is like a watermelon, the face is like a banana, and it is as sour as a hawthorn. As it grows, it is all sediment. Guess who it is. -So it's you, you idiot

You look very distinctive. It is a kind of courage for you to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but your parents played a game. Only you can set off the beauty of the world.

In the dark, a tiger threw you down, but why didn't it eat you? Because this tiger is a Muslim and doesn't eat pork! !

You drunkards are jumping up and down around the leaders and yelling at the subordinates. You still don't sleep at night, holding the young lady and swearing sadly.

There is a cow flying in the sky, because someone is blowing on the ground. From now on, you can keep silent, but everything you say will become nonsense.

I really want to say three words to you, but I don't have the courage to say it. Whenever I dream that you walk in front of me in the middle of the night, my heart is afraid to tell you, so I say to you, lend me money.

8. The stock was locked up, the secret was soaked, the wife was fooling around, Viagra really failed, the dirty money was stolen, the police knocked hard, and the backers fell down one by one, so they had to beg for food.

9. Doctor, what are the chances of a successful operation? Oh, I had 97 operations this time. Then I'm relieved. Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ................................................................................................................................................................................

10. I like your kindness, but you are an idiot. I like your delusion, but you are an idiot!

1 1. I have something to say to you. Whether you say it or not, it's not just a question of how to say it. Willing to talk: don't talk, I feel bad if I don't talk, then talk! You are so stupid

12. Extremely urgent: It is expected that eggs, goose eggs and dinosaur eggs will fall tomorrow ... Please protect your head.

13. Note: This is a fire. Attention is a fire. Please evacuate to a safe place as soon as possible ... Please note that this is not a drill. ...

14. Love you for 10,000 years and keep your eyes on money; If you want to see me, remit 10 thousand yuan quickly

15. Please press ... and then press ... to continue ... OK, You don't have to press ................................................................................................................................... No, Please .................................................................................................................................................... ........................, you are a pig. ........................................................................................................................... ......................................................, I'm Kao!

16. Do you know what I ate yesterday? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Deep-fried you, deep-fried you, cold-mixed you.

17. Did I hit you? ! Sorry, I forgot about .......................................................................................................................................................................!

18. Do you know? I dreamed that you were happy last night. . . We walked by the river and snuggled up together. You looked up at my eyes and said three words of joy affectionately: ". . Woof, woof, woof ! "

19. turtle son, an old man, wants to shit, has toilet paper, don't pull my rotten mat.

20. Pigs chase sheep and sheep climb trees. Do you know why? ..... Tell you the truth, the pig is thinking.

2 1. Teacher Wang's marking is divided into three grades: one is nonsense, the other is to treat you as a person; Second, dogs fart, you are already a dog; Say fart dog, you are already a fart dog!

22. Hello, you eat pig grass, have more hair and less meat, and like to take a bath with rice soup. It is also said that the skin care effect is better than Dabao. Everyone said that you are a rare clown.

23. Your appearance: You look peaceful, you look attentive, you look thoughtful, you look hardworking, and you look selfless.

24. Eat very fat, pretend very badly, insert a pen, can't settle accounts, and can only pee on the kang at night!

25. Once upon a time, there were four monkeys. The first one was blindfolded. The second covered her mouth and stopped talking. The third one stopped listening. The fourth one smiled with a mobile phone!

26. Do you know? I was fascinated by you from the first moment I saw you. This is the happiness that God has given me. I don't want to leave. I've always wanted to say this: your zipper is open.

27. Please look down ... look down again, .........., please look down again ... Let you see, you idiot!