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Jokes are the most taboo for middle-aged women.

What kind of "joke" does a middle-aged woman play with you, which shows that she has moved her true feelings for you? First, "Long time no see, have you forgotten me long ago?" "Long time no see" is generally used for friends who haven't contacted for a long time to find out how the other person is doing. If you just met a middle-aged woman a few days ago, but she told you a joke like "long time no see", it means that she is interested in you. As the saying goes, "I can't see Sanqiu for a day". If a middle-aged woman has feelings for you and doesn't look at you for a second, she will feel bored all over. If you don't understand her thoughts and contact her in a few days, she will definitely be a little disgusted. When she meets you again, she will use this joke to indirectly express her feelings of missing you. Behind this joke, there is a real intention, that is, middle-aged women want you to contact her more, so when you hear this from middle-aged women, you must first calm her down and tell him the reason why you haven't contacted her these days, so that he doesn't have to guess at random, and then tell him your thoughts, and your relationship will definitely speed up.

Second, "How do I feel that I am alone? What do you usually play? " Men, when you hear a middle-aged woman joking with you that she is the only other person, don't believe it. Naturally, she has her own things to do. The reason why she makes fun of you like this is because she wants you to take her to play. Through this joke, she can also understand your spare time and your daily life preferences, thus improving her mastery of you. When a middle-aged woman asks you this question, you don't need to tell her in detail what's interesting nearby or what you usually do after work. Just tell her "I'll take you to play next week", of course she's happy. It doesn't matter what game you play in the heart of a middle-aged woman. The most important thing is who to play with. Whatever she does with you, she feels very happy. You will find that when she is with you, she will be a special little woman. Sometimes you will think that she is not as clingy as a middle-aged woman, but as a young woman in her twenties. As a man, you should know that her little woman only shows you one side, and that is her gentlest side, which will only be shown after meeting the man she loves.

Third, "How do I feel old?" Age has always been a mystery to women. Under normal circumstances, women will not easily reveal their age to others. Especially when middle-aged women compare their younger men face to face, they will care more about their age and always worry that men will care about his age. When a middle-aged woman jokes with you that she is old, wait for your reply. If there is a hint in your words that she is old, she will take the initiative to leave; If you don't care about his age, but think she is older and more feminine, she will be very happy. "Sister-brother love" has always been a less optimistic feeling. Middle-aged women are always worried that you will cause emotional conflicts because of your age in the future, so she uses a joking tone to test your attitude.