What are the meaningful divine replies?

1, Q: Why do people usually take off their shirts when fighting in groups?

A: I always feel something is wrong when I take off my pants. The atmosphere is strange.

2. Q: What kind of psychology is it for a girlfriend to date a man who has pursued me behind my back?

Your best friend is really strong.

3. Q: In the subway, how do you judge where people will get off early?

A: People who put their mobile phones back in their pockets.

4. Q: Why didn't Altman just make a big move and wait for the monster to hang up?

A: You fight landlords and throw bombs directly.

5. Q: Did the ancients have procrastination?

Answer: Don't worry, wait for the Monkey King to be arrested, and then stew with Tang Priest, hahahahahahaha. ...

6. Q: What do you want to do most after graduation? A: You

7. Q: Why do some people feel more handsome/beautiful after taking a shower and washing their hair?

Because I'm crazy.

10, q: What are you thinking when you are insomnia?

I want to sleep.

1 1, Q: Is my avatar awesome? A: Yes!

12, q: has a book changed you, even affected your outlook on life, and moved you?

A: Three years simulates the five-year college entrance examination.

13, a man: It's great that girls can spend Halloween by removing makeup!

Jane Doe: You can have Children's Day if you take off your pants! Better!

14: Q: What kind of woman is a real woman?

A: There is no inflation.

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