Complete works of jokes that make girls happy (jokes that make girls happy)

Do you want to know what happened to your girlfriend? Please read the following jokes. Someone confided to a friend that he didn't like his girlfriend. A friend said his girlfriend was ugly, rude and expensive. He can't accept this view because it is an insult to him.

1. Love needs no reason.

A man likes a woman, so he wrote her a letter before breaking up. In the letter, he said to the woman, "Because you love me, I have to leave. Now your request has become two conditions: the first condition is that you must leave after I disappear for three days-the second condition is that you must leave the woman you like after I disappear for three days-if you can't leave, I will never leave my lover. " If you must give up these three days before you can leave me, then you must give me a letter and never disappear from me in three days before you can leave. "The next summer, the man really died. Humorous comments Although love can sometimes be said to be cruel, it does not prevent us from believing that our love is rewarding.

2. things you can't afford

A student found a lipstick in the shop. The shopkeeper said it was his mother's favorite. He tried to use cosmetics, but his mother sternly refused. The clerk asked him to put the lipstick back in the box, but he wouldn't listen. He turned to the cashier and reported what had just happened to the shopkeeper.

3. A woman in love is a woman who loves spending money.

Women in love often fantasize about their boyfriends, hoping to accompany them to their old age one day. In order to realize this wish, a woman dotes on her boyfriend in every way and even sacrifices everything for her boyfriend. But after breaking up with her boyfriend, she can still remain single and unmarried, even with her boyfriend. This state of love lasts longer than men spend their own money. So women break up with their boyfriends more and more, because she knows that no man will give all his feelings to his girlfriend without reservation now. -"Female stars are not bad women"

A friend bought a birthday cake for his girlfriend.

She asked him, "Do I want to eat cake?" The friend nodded his head. He said, "I will give it to you, but I just don't know how." Then a friend bought a cake on a red plate. He said to his girlfriend, "Hello!" "Interesting joke