There is a joke that a man came home drunk and turned his wife's anger into joy because of one sentence. Who can give me the original?

Mr. Zhao got up with a terrible headache in the morning … because he came home drunk the night before! He forced himself to open his tired eyes, only to find a glass of water and some headache medicine beside the bed. Then he sat up and saw that his clothes had been ironed, folded and put by the bed. Because he saw these abnormal things together, he decided to get up and see if there was anything strange in other parts of the house. When he took some headache medicine, he suddenly found a note under the medicine, which read: Dear, I went to buy food, and your breakfast was hot and put on the table.

Mr. Zhao walked into the kitchen in a daze, and then he really saw the hot breakfast on the table and the morning paper of the day. He looked at his son sitting at the table and asked, "Son, what happened yesterday?"

The son replied, "Well, you stumbled at three o'clock in the morning, went home yelling, kicked a few pieces of furniture, and then hit the wall several times in the corridor."

Mr. Zhao became more and more puzzled and asked, "Then why did you clean the house so clean, and then your mother made me a hot breakfast?"

The son suddenly realized, "Oh, you mean that ... ~ Mom saw you come home drunk and angry yesterday, dragged you to your room and wanted to take off your clothes. As a result, you took off your pants and scolded: get the fuck out of here, I'm married! "