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Why did Hu Sanniang go to Lin Chong in the middle of the night on the eve of the war?

After reading "Water Margin", many people felt aggrieved for Hu Sanniang.

One of the few heroes in Liangshan, a female hero with both beauty and martial arts, forced Song Jiang to marry the short, ugly and lustful Liangshan's most rubbish Wang Ying. . Wang Ying was not only ugly, short, lustful, but also fond of cannibalism. Before going to Liangshan, Zheng Tianshou, Yan Shun, and Wang Ying were lawless and committed all kinds of evil. They not only robbed and killed, raped women, burned, killed, and looted, but also liked Kill people and take their livers to make sobering soup.

At that time, Song Jiang was caught by Wang Ying and was almost made into a hangover soup. If Song Jiang had not reported his family name and said his name, I am afraid "Water Margin" would have ended early.

It is because Wang Ying is too scum, so scum, so Hu Sanniang marries him, which is equivalent to a good cabbage being overtaken by a wild boar, and a flower stuck in cow dung, which is embarrassing. Many people feel that, Hu Sanniang and Lin Chong should be a couple. Lin Chong lost his wife, and Hu Sanniang wanted good looks and martial arts skills. They were a match made in heaven. What's more, it was Lin Chong who defeated Hu Sanniang within ten seconds, then rode his horse forward and hugged Hu Sanniang. ?

Later, Lin Chong handed Hu Sanniang to Song Jiang, and then went to find someone to fight with. Lin Chong was too stupid. If it was Wang Ying, he probably wouldn't be interested in fighting, so he took Hu Sanniang first. Go to the woods and cook the uncooked rice so that no one can take it away.

However, Lin Chong is not that kind of person and cannot do such things. If Lin Chong had been careful and told Song Jiang his appeal in advance, Song Jiang would have been embarrassed to refuse.

Lin Chong: Brother, I, Lin Chong, have had a rough life. My wife died and I lost my family. Please give Hu Sanniang to me. From now on, my Lin Chong’s life will belong to my brother! Song Jiang hesitated for a moment. He had fallen in love with this woman, but how could he have the nerve to compete with his younger brother for her? If the news spread, wouldn't people laugh at her? Now I have to reluctantly give up my love and look for a beautiful woman later!

Song Jiang: What are you saying, coach? You captured this woman and she is a perfect match for you. I will make the decision today and give her to you!

Lin Chong: Thank you, brother!

Wang Ying could only be envious of this situation. He couldn't defeat Lin Chong and didn't dare to touch Hu Sanniang!

Of course, the above is pure nonsense. The plot in "Water Margin" is: Lin Chong did not express his request, and Song Jiang ordered people to send Hu Sanniang to Song Taigong's room and told him to take good care of her.

Song Jiang’s original intention was to keep Hu Sanniang as his wife, so he handed Hu Sanniang to Song Taigong. On the one hand, there were many lechers among the heroes in Liangshan, and Song Jiang was worried that someone would harass her; The grandpa kept a close eye on his daughter-in-law to see if she was satisfied. Song Taigong should be very satisfied. His son is so short and dark, and Hu Sanniang is tall and has white skin. He can improve the genes of the old Song family.

Something happened later. Li Kui killed Hu Sanniang’s family. Li Kui was Song Jiang’s confidant, which meant that Song Jiang killed Hu Sanniang’s family. Song Jiang became Hu Sanniang’s enemy. No matter how beautiful Hu Sanniang was, Song Jiang didn't dare to marry her anymore.

If he couldn't get what he wanted, he would abuse her violently. Song Jiang, who had an extremely dark, dirty and vicious heart, married Hu Sanniang to a shitty person? Wang Ying.

The night Hu Sanniang married Wang Ying, Hu Sanniang and Wang Ying had a fight in the bridal chamber, refusing to let Wang Ying touch her, while Lin Chong was alone, hiding in the corner, drinking wine. , filled with regret in his heart, who made him so stupid and thin-skinned? Huh? As for Hu Sanniang’s moonlit night visit to Lin Chong on the eve of the war, that was made up by future generations!

That night, the moonlight was hazy, the shadows of the trees were whirling, and insects were chirping. There was silence, without the chilling atmosphere before the war. Under the moonlight, a man and a woman hugged each other.

Lin Chong: Qingmei, aren’t you afraid that Wang Chaozi will find you when you come out alone?

Hu Sanniang: That San Cun Ding only likes to drink and gamble, and doesn’t care about me. He gets drunk every night? By the way, Brother Chong, the war is coming tomorrow, are you afraid?

Lin Chong: To be honest, I am afraid, mainly afraid of losing you! As he spoke, Lin Chong gently turned his head and touched Hu Sanniang's hair. His eyes were full of tenderness. Hu Sanniang's face was full of spring and she smiled and said: Brother Chong, let's hold him like this tonight, okay? ? Okay

Lin Chong reached down and kissed her?

This night was very long, yet very short, making people nostalgic for it!