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Unbelievable. Do Bao Zheng and Bao Qingtian know Kung Fu?

Some netizens posted a group of screenshots of the TV series Detective Bao Qingtian, which is being broadcasted by Shandong Satellite TV. In the picture, Bao Qingtian, played by ZhangZijian, goes into battle with a sharp knife and kills the enemy heroically, and finally succeeds in defeating the enemy. This set of screenshots has caused heated discussion among many netizens. Some netizens were shocked: Bao Zheng actually knows martial arts! In this regard, Qian, the general director of the drama, responded: People who make such remarks can only show that the history of China is blank to zero.

Qian said, "Most of the commanders of the armies in the past dynasties were civil servants, while Di, Yao Chong and Song Jing in the Tang Dynasty were all grand marshals. Take the Song Dynasty as an example. Fan Zhongyan and Han Qi, contemporary of Bao Zheng, were both commanders in charge of fighting Xixia. They took the lead and won the love of the whole army. Song Ci, the originator of forensic medicine, went deep into the tiger's den many times and defeated the rebels, winning more with less, which became a much-told story. These are the most familiar scholars. What's new about fighting with swords? "

At the same time, he is very angry with the voice of the internet. "I don't know how ignorant the poster is. Even this basic historical knowledge needs to be popularized. There is really no bottom line. It's just ignorance, but you must pretend to know. Whether you know it or not, you should belittle others. This is not only ignorance, but also shameless. "

Qian also said: "Bao Zheng was not a big official in the history of the Song Dynasty, but his greatest strength was that during his tenure as deputy envoy, both Wang Anshi and Sima Guang were under his command. These people's understanding of Bao Zheng comes from the Three Heroes and Five Righteousnesses. In fact, it was compiled by storytellers, which is not in line with historical facts. "

After reading this passage, I also sympathize with Director Qian, especially his seemingly furious "only shows that the history of China is blank to zero." This is really a problem. Bao Zheng's contemporaries all had martial arts, but where did Bao Zheng's martial arts come from? It is this particularly fatal question that Qian Dao did not give an answer.

Yes, "Di Renjie, Yao Chong and Song Jing in the Tang Dynasty were all marshals. Take the Song Dynasty as an example. Fan Zhongyan and Han Qi, contemporary of Bao Zheng, were both commanders in charge of fighting Xixia. They took the lead and won the love of the whole army. Song Ci, the originator of forensic medicine, led troops into the tiger's den many times, breaking the rebels, and winning more with less became a story. "

We can admit this, but we can't admit that Bao Zheng "went into battle with a sharp knife in his hand, bravely killed the enemy, and finally successfully repelled the enemy." In other words, the martial arts of Bao Zheng's predecessors and contemporaries does not prove that he also has martial arts.

For example, you are our contemporaries, and you can direct plays, but it doesn't mean that we can also direct plays like you. Logic was born in this way, and no one ever dared to play with argument like this. No one dares to use bold and illogical methods.

Money can lead to anger and response, but expressing feelings in such an illogical way, "People who make such remarks can only show that the history of China is blank to zero." Later, he called netizens "ignorant" and "shameless", which seemed weak and somewhat tough and overbearing. In the current popular words, it is called willfulness. In the earlier written language, it seems unreasonable.

Actually, it's not too much trouble to prove. The easiest way is to take a passage directly from the History of Song Dynasty. For example, the style of "Men practiced martial arts since childhood, made meritorious deeds, and did everything they could, and millions of troops rushed to the front as if looking for something" seemed to overwhelm all netizens. Qian might as well try to turn over the history of the Song Dynasty.

What is the relationship between Bao Tieshan and Bao Gong? How did Bao Tieshan finally die?

I watched too many Bao Qingtian TV dramas, but I never knew that Bao Qingtian's father was Bao Tieshan! When Bao Tieshan first came out, netizens were puzzled. Does he look like Bao Qingtian? This relationship is too complicated! No wonder Bao Qingtian in the play knows martial arts. It turns out that his father is a man with high IQ.

The previous paragraph is about the classic plot of "a civet cat for a crown prince". Bao Tieshan, Bao Zheng's father, rebelled for salvation and was hunted down by the king in Xiangyang. During this period, he got help from Yang Zongbao, but was seriously injured by Sui Yongsheng in the battle. After desperately breaking through, he entered the Black Gobi and got off the Xixia King Li Yuanhao. Two people came to Ganquan Inn, but they didn't know it was a veritable black shop.

In the tenth episode, Bao Tieshan came to the inn and met the proprietress Gan Qiuniang, but Bao Tieshan knew her tricks. So she betrayed Gan Qiuniang. Actually, Gan Qiuniang has a crush on Bao Tieshan. Bao Tieshan and Gan Qiuniang told their stories, but refused Gan Qiuniang's kindness. At this time, the pursuer arrived again.

Gan Qiuniang and Yin brothers fought, Bao Tieshan couldn't stand it, and then appeared to help Gan Qiuniang. Surrounded by the king of Xiangyang, Bao Tieshan struggled to resist. Finally, Bao Tieshan died. Before he died, he still remembered the Prince or the Great Song Dynasty. Bao Tieshan's death also brought peace to Xixia. Finally, the prince returned to South Korea, and Wang Zhaoqing's plot in Xiangyang failed.

Speaking of Bao Qingtian, that's great. Blue sky! The emperor is the son of heaven and the official is the sky. Speaking of which, I think the word "day" is really disrespectful. Isn't it obviously bigger than the emperor? Of course, this is just our immature idea. You can laugh it off.

Before Di Renjie was born, he was Sherlock Holmes in China. In fact, Holmes was more than a thousand years later than Dee Renjie. If you really want to compare two people, Holmes should be called Di Renjie of England, but Bao Zheng is almost the most popular judge. From Bao Qingtian to Bao Qingtian, as a teenager, he knew divination and fortune telling, and he was very powerful. I think there was a joke in Gan Long's movies at that time. Bao Qingtian let out, is the official.

Of course, official history is often more bizarre than novels. Official history can't record everything, so unofficial history is not necessarily more unreliable than official history. It's just that the Bao Zheng we are talking about today is the official history.