What joke is shit and ice cream?

College entrance examination chemistry questions: A and B can be transformed into each other, B can generate C in boiling water, C can be oxidized into D in air, and D has.

The smell of rotten eggs. What is ABCD?

My answer: A is a chicken, B is a raw egg, C is a cooked egg, and D is of course a rotten egg! (this group of XX! )

Beijingers, French and Americans are walking in the desert together. They are dying of thirst. Suddenly, three people found a magic lamp and pulled out a magic lamp. He said, "I can grant each of you three wishes." The Americans said first, "I want a box of dollars", "There are two more", "Well, another box of dollars", "The last one" and "Well, the last one is to send me back to America". Whew, the Americans disappeared and the French were anxious. I want a beautiful woman, well, I want another beautiful woman, another one, give me a bottle of Erguotou, make two more wishes, another bottle of Erguotou and another one. Beijingers saw that it was boring for a person to drink two bottles of wine, so they said, "bring them back and drink with me." Hoo, the Americans and the French are back.

So the three of them walked on, but fortunately they found the magic lamp and pulled out a magic lamp. "Ha ha, I am the younger brother of the magic lamp just now, and the magic is not that high. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you. " The French and Americans thought about it this time, but it was useless to say anything. If they let him get it back, they will die. Let him speak first, so they pushed Beijing to the front. Beijingers say, "First." Beijing touched his head with wine and thought for a while, but didn't speak for a long time. The French and Americans were anxious and urged him to say, "Speak quickly." So the Beijinger suddenly said, "Well, I have nothing else to do. Go home." Whew, the ghost went back.

Rookie: Please be my master!

Prawn: You're welcome. Just discussing ~ ~ ~

Rookie: I have a puzzle.

Prawn: Go ahead.

Rookie: I'm a vegetable. Get off my back!

Prawn: I swear to God, absolutely not.

Novice: oicq means "I love Chongqing"?

Prawn: ... can I take back my oath just now? ! (In the spittle ...)

Rookie: I like a MM. She asked me if I had a Yi Meier, but I said no. Why are you laughing at me, old-fashioned?

Prawn: You should apply for a …

Rookie: weak water is 3 thousand, just take one spoon! I will never apply for another mm again!

Prawn: I feel dizzy. ...

Novice: I heard that there are two ways to start a computer, cold start and hot start.

Prawn: Yes, that's right.

Rookie: Cold start means pressing the power switch directly, but I can't do anything about warm start.

Prawn: Hot start means pressing alt+ctrl+del.

Rookie: I did, but there was no response.

Prawn: Did you press it at the same time? It is only useful to press these keys at the same time.

Rookie: It's a little hard to press … Meanwhile …

Prawn: Try it and you'll get used to it.

Rookie: I tried several times, but it still didn't work.

Prawn: Really? It's simple.

Rookie: Yes, A-L-T-C+C-T-R-L+D-E-L ... But first, how can I press the "L" key three times at the same time?

Prawn: ... dizzy ~ ~