What are the joke stories of tongue twisters?

A Lama came from the south with five catties of Kun's eyes in his hand;

A mute came from the north with a horn pinned to his waist;

The lamas of the southern Lachunling want to exchange the Lachunling for other dumb people in the north;

Dumb people don't want to trade horns for Lama's eyes;

The Lama wants to change the dumb horn;

Lama swings his eyes and draws a blind eye from another angle;

The mute took off his trumpet and gave Lama Kunyu a trumpet.

I don't know if it's the Lama who pulled out his gun and pulled out the dumb horn.

Or don't honk. Dumb and Kunyu Lama play the trumpet together.

Lamas stew their eyes, and dumb people blow their horns.

Extended data:

Traditional tongue twisters only pay attention to homophonic words and ignore their ideological content. Nowadays, when China folk literary and art workers create tongue twisters, they inject a new flavor of the times, and some of them also have the function of education and help thinking, such as lions:

"There are four rows of stone lions in the park. Each row is fourteen big stone lions. There is a small stone lion on the back of each big stone lion. There are four small stone lions at the foot of each big stone lion. Teacher Shi led forty-four students to count stone lions. How many big stone lions and small stone lions can you count? "