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Interesting thing, 20 words

Many interesting things have happened around us. Let me tell you something that happened recently.

One night, my mother and I went downstairs to play. Grandma Lu upstairs is downstairs with her two-year-old grandson. While playing with the toy car, her little grandson mumbled something. Her mother asked Grandma Lu, "What did Yang Yang say?" I was very angry when I asked grandma Lu. She said, "Last month, Yang Yang went back to her grandmother's house in Shandong. When she came back, she was full of nonsense. She said she was digging up dead people every day. Isn't this a curse? "

I almost laughed when I listened carefully. What kind of digging is killing people! Yang Yang speaks one, two and three in English, which translates into one, two and three in Chinese. I said to Grandma Lu, "You have been wronged, and no one has scolded you. Children over two years old cannot speak clearly. He speaks one, two, three in English. " "Good boy, you didn't lie to grandma, did you?" Grandma Lu said. I said, "No, it's true. Ask my mother. " Seeing her mother nodding, Grandma Lu turned anger into joy. She said, "I have been unhappy these days, thinking about what this adult is teaching children. It seems that I was wrong about them. "

When I got home, I told my father about it, and my father was very happy. He said: "This is because grandma Lu is old and doesn't understand English, so she has become a homophonic, so she made this joke."