Are there any jokes that are meaningful?

1. How long will it take for a vegetable to wake up? He told me that he fell asleep half a year ago and hasn't woken up yet.

2. Chinese Americans are nothing, but I am a Chinese beauty.

I always envy my girlfriend having the best girlfriend in the world.

4. Gather talents and tap the elites of the times.

You ask me why I love you, which is as difficult as asking me to describe what water tastes like. Good Night!

6. I am good-looking. My parents gave me this nonsense mouth.

7. My family said that I had no sense of direction, and I refused to accept it. Until today, I bought watermelon into pumpkin.

8. I hope someone will accompany you from school uniform to wedding dress. I hope someone will accompany you through youth and frivolous, and also accompany you to the temple. I hope you can meet once and make a book.

9. Good sisters, can we stop hesitating about each other's decision?

10, in the middle of the night, I can also see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street, and suddenly feel very inspirational. Everyone else is still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

1 1, I don't like answering messages very much. I feel that I was an undisturbed person in my last life.

12, a successful convenience car, Bo Wen will give you a ride.

13. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

14, do you believe that there is a feeling of never losing to time in this life?

15, it is normal to fall on the muddy path; Falling is a summary, and getting up is the beginning.

16, when I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford to take a bath. I can only lie by the window and watch others take a bath.

17, I hope you shine on me forever, you are my color, a deep red. Good Night!

18, I'm really the black sheep of my family. I woke up with hundreds of millions of assets gone.

19, famous enterprise Bole gathering place, elite good horse distribution center.

20. Seriously, the most comfortable thing is to go in. If you don't go in, you will never feel the pleasure and passion inside. You can't feel it just standing outside the internet cafe.

2 1, real gold is not afraid of fire, and talents are brave in resources.

22. I want to be a ruthless praise machine in the sister list.

23. Sister is coffee, sister is a cup, and sister is always in her heart.

There are so many prisons in the world, but you just walked into my heart.

25. I sat by the window and sent you 99 messages. You finally answered me. You said "send your mother", and I suddenly cried. It turns out that your efforts are really useful. You have begun to think about meeting my mother. You like me very much.

26. I really want to stay up late and play mobile phones less. My eyes are getting worse. You can't see the money when you open Alipay.

27. The coincidence you think is just the result of another person's heart.

28. My turnover rate is quite high. I basically look back at good-looking people.

29. There is a good saying: "Life is not a lack of beauty, but a lack of discovery." As long as we always feel the dribs and drabs of life with our heart, we will find that happiness is so real and beautiful. Be happy every day, don't abstract happiness.

I just want my best friend to be alone. If others are good with her, I will be extremely unhappy in my heart!

3 1. If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

People can only live once, don't live too tired: you should live comfortably, happily and smartly. Good Night!

You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

34. Only people who have mines at home use lipstick. Just like me, just go out and kiss couplets at the door.

35. Those who are somehow nice to you all want to sleep with you. I am different. I can stand.