Complete works of pea jokes

Complete works of pea jokes:

1, when people don't have umbrellas, it rains, and people are always wet.

2. Why do I feel that taking a bath every day is like washing vegetables for mosquitoes! !

3. I don't know how expensive the meal is, and I don't know how fat I am without taking pictures.

4. The clerk plays well in 4.word, and the investment bank plays well in excel. Will they play together? Hello, computer teacher!

You can't travel around the world without you.

6. Once upon a time, there was a Snow White. She is very hungry. Later, there were only seven dwarfs left.

7. Without the neck changing with each passing day, there is nothing the cosmetic industry can do.

8, but only each other's spare tires, really a confidante.

9. If Tencent Weibo is a vegetable vs a zombie, then Sina Weibo is an angry bird.

10, if one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one.

1 1. Life lies in exercise? How can a turtle live so long without moving?

12, Jing m Guo lives on 16 floor, but every time he takes the elevator to 10 floor, he always takes the stairs to go home.

13, the ass is the easiest place to get dirty, because there is a word called falling dust.

14, Apple surpassed Google to become the most valuable brand in the world, mainly because Google can't show off in the street.

Complete works of pea jokes II:

1, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

2, for fat children. The song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

5. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

6. Every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

7. I think we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who can't lose weight"?

8. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. Many people play it? Be generous? Understand? Do I have to be pregnant? .

10, the three most beautiful words in the world, aren't they? I love you? , but? You lost weight? .

1 1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

12, don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, don't wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

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