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Ask for a cross talk name with I'm sorry! I'm sorry too!
by lovely smile
A: do, do, how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see you. abcdefg, I must conquer you Yeah.
B:Hey, hey,hey. It's quite serious! What are you doing? English mouse, very contemporary!
A: well, I can't do without studying. Don't mention the past, it hurts the self-esteem of our Chinese nation.
B: tell me about it.
A: hey, once I went to Guangzhou with Daddy and Mummy by bus.
bus.
B:guangzhou bus, wow, many people.
A: Yes, people are almost crowded into photos. Well, bus go,stop,go, stop, I wandered around, ah, I accidentally-
B: I was killed.
A: why can't you say a good word? Who killed you as your partner! I stepped on the foot of the person behind me. When I looked back, it turned out to be a burly man with yellow hair, blue eyes and white skin-< P > B: You said a foreigner had come on!
A: I am a foreigner at first sight, so we can't lose the good tradition of Chinese children, so I put on a sincere and charming smile and said, I'm sorry!
B:Oh,I’m sorry too!
A: I thought to myself: ah, I'm sorry two, oh, I'm sorry three.
b: What are you sorry for?
A: ouch! This foreigner won't budge. He's already Sorryfour. No, I've studied English for five or six years at least. I quickly said Oh,Oh,Oh,I'msorryfive!
B:Sorryfive? HA! HA! HA!
A: how dare this foreigner make fun of me? I'm so angry! I’llgiveyousomecolourtoseesee!
B: (imitating a foreigner accent) What? You have to give me some color to see see!
A: once I heard it, my self-esteem was so fucking hurt that I was determined to do a good job in this broken English.
I heard that you have learned a lot about English recently. Is it true?
B: I dare not, I dare not. I just learned a little fur, not a first-class one!
A: how about this? let me test you!
B: No problem, just take the exam ~ (with a confident look)
A: Listen carefully: I am the apple of my parent's eye. "What does it mean?
Fish: apple, isn't that easy? The children in the first grade of our school know it, and they also test me: apples. Eye: It's the eyes. Apple eyes, how can an apple be in the eyes? Wrong, it must be a wrong sentence. Are those foreigners' eyes that big? Put apples in your parents' eyes?
b: no-no-no-
a: oh, please. What is it?
B: hehe, I don't understand. Think about it, which one does my parents love the most?
A: of course it is you.
B: by the way, what am I in their eyes?
A: little baby, little emperor.
B: Your son can teach, and your son can teach. So: I am the apple of my parents' eye. That is to say:
A/B: I am my parents' baby, the apple of my parents' eye.
A: the knowledge of English mice is really interesting. I must study hard.
B: yes. Let's read, listen and make progress every day! yeah.
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