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Ask for a cross talk name with I'm sorry! I'm sorry too!

A man who just learned a foreign language was walking in the street that day and accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot. The man quickly said, "I'm sorry." The foreigner also said politely, "I'm sorry too." Hearing this, the man quickly said, "I'm sorry three." The foreigner was stupid and asked, "What? The man said helplessly, "I'm sorry five."

by lovely smile

A: do, do, how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see you. abcdefg, I must conquer you Yeah.

B:Hey, hey,hey. It's quite serious! What are you doing? English mouse, very contemporary!

A: well, I can't do without studying. Don't mention the past, it hurts the self-esteem of our Chinese nation.

B: tell me about it.

A: hey, once I went to Guangzhou with Daddy and Mummy by bus.

bus.

B:guangzhou bus, wow, many people.

A: Yes, people are almost crowded into photos. Well, bus go,stop,go, stop, I wandered around, ah, I accidentally-

B: I was killed.

A: why can't you say a good word? Who killed you as your partner! I stepped on the foot of the person behind me. When I looked back, it turned out to be a burly man with yellow hair, blue eyes and white skin-< P > B: You said a foreigner had come on!

A: I am a foreigner at first sight, so we can't lose the good tradition of Chinese children, so I put on a sincere and charming smile and said, I'm sorry!

B:Oh,I’m sorry too!

A: I thought to myself: ah, I'm sorry two, oh, I'm sorry three.

b: What are you sorry for?

A: ouch! This foreigner won't budge. He's already Sorryfour. No, I've studied English for five or six years at least. I quickly said Oh,Oh,Oh,I'msorryfive!

B:Sorryfive? HA! HA! HA!

A: how dare this foreigner make fun of me? I'm so angry! I’llgiveyousomecolourtoseesee!

B: (imitating a foreigner accent) What? You have to give me some color to see see!

A: once I heard it, my self-esteem was so fucking hurt that I was determined to do a good job in this broken English.

I heard that you have learned a lot about English recently. Is it true?

B: I dare not, I dare not. I just learned a little fur, not a first-class one!

A: how about this? let me test you!

B: No problem, just take the exam ~ (with a confident look)

A: Listen carefully: I am the apple of my parent's eye. "What does it mean?

Fish: apple, isn't that easy? The children in the first grade of our school know it, and they also test me: apples. Eye: It's the eyes. Apple eyes, how can an apple be in the eyes? Wrong, it must be a wrong sentence. Are those foreigners' eyes that big? Put apples in your parents' eyes?

b: no-no-no-

a: oh, please. What is it?

B: hehe, I don't understand. Think about it, which one does my parents love the most?

A: of course it is you.

B: by the way, what am I in their eyes?

A: little baby, little emperor.

B: Your son can teach, and your son can teach. So: I am the apple of my parents' eye. That is to say:

A/B: I am my parents' baby, the apple of my parents' eye.

A: the knowledge of English mice is really interesting. I must study hard.

B: yes. Let's read, listen and make progress every day! yeah.