Funny about homework, 78 sentences about homework.

1, learning god is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics!

2. Every time before going to school, there will always be * * shouting: Teacher, you forgot to assign homework. .

3, I can only say that I am too handsome, and my homework sticks to me every day, but I just don't like her.

4. Loading ...1%... 2% ... 3% ... 5% ... 5% failed. Please ask the Education Bureau to have another holiday.

5. What is the homework? Is it edible?

6, homework, let's break up ~ I don't think we are suitable.

7. According to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at the National Day!

8. Part I: A day's homework killed many people. Bottom line: the teacher doesn't want to die. Horizontal criticism: the school is really cheating.

9. My wish to start school: the school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, and the homework belonged to others.

10, they say that in front of the person you like, you become stupid. Do I like homework? I can't.

1 1, it is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Did I fall in love with my homework? Damn it, it won't work! ! ! .

12, teacher, I have put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, which is touching. Can you not hand it in ~

13, children's papers that have not been written in homework are all good children's papers that dare to fight against teachers and defeat a new generation of fascists ~

14, [Long live those who didn't do their homework in summer vacation]

15. Homework became my friend. Teacher, please don't separate us. I don't want to give it to you.

16. Look again. Look again. Have you finished your homework? Why don't you do it?

17, ldquo How do you feel about the avalanche of homework? ""You got my man, but you didn't get my heart. "

18 quot； Try to copy your summer homework while chewing. . . ""Wow, I'm copying again. There is too much homework to stop. "

19, long live the children's shoes that were not written in the summer homework.

We are not copying homework, we are just porters of homework.

2 1, a person with character who copies homework doesn't care how many red crosses there are after handing out homework.

22, all of it, isn't it that you haven't finished your homework yet? As for it, I have no idea what my homework is.

23. more homework Is this pear big? Are the students roaring? The students are roaring.

Doctor, I have been unable to sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. What is wrong with me? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? I: 15 years old. The doctor said: Your homework for the summer vacation.

25. Actually, my mother gave me a yellow diamond 4 without doing my homework.

26, children who haven't finished their homework,,, You have a big accident! !

27, three nights, three pounds of homework! ! ! !

28. Every student has a nightmare, which is called starting school.

29. Teachers assign more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test papers can circle the earth three times together. For nine consecutive years, the number of global assignments has been leading, with good results, and of course it is more popular.

30. There are vampires in American high schools, long legs in Korean high schools and broken legs in China high school homework.

3 1, we never copy homework, we are just porters of answers.

32. I dreamed that my summer homework was robbed @

33. ldquo Why does your child do homework in the room all day? ""Turn off the WIFI and she will come out. "

According to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at the National Day.

35. The two main reasons why I can't do my homework are that there is a joke beside me and a mobile phone in my hand.

36. "How is your homework?" "Nothing, I am alive and well, and I have raised it for nothing."

37. Try to copy your summer homework while chewing. . . ""Wow, I'm copying again. There is too much homework to stop. "

38. It is obvious that the system must start the operation mode in the summer vacation, which not only consumes electricity but also is particularly stuck.

39. School begins. The deskmate always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Is it scribbled? I am messy in the gorgeous wind. .....

40. My wish is: less homework, fewer holidays, fewer exams, cheaper apples, a Japanese teacher who teaches general subjects, and a person I will always like.

4 1, xj: You remember to say ~ Hand in your homework separately ~

42. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

I did a very stupid thing this week. Obviously, I don't have any homework. I searched for the paper for over an hour.

44. The school is to sign in for five consecutive days and give you a homework carnival.

45, winter vacation is nothing more than being scolded at home, going out without money, staring blankly at home, a lot of winter vacation homework.

46, too much homework, you can play cards with homework!

47. The couple's school is recruiting people. Couples enter school, homework is halved, and exams are free.

48. The teacher read our little notes more carefully than correcting homework.

49. How many children's shoes complain that the winter vacation time is too fast? That's because the school is about to start and the homework has not been finished.

50.hy: thank you for covering for not doing our homework ~

5 1, I am the kind of paper boy who can delay one point in homework.

52. Summer homework can go around the solar system 1 week.

Zgg, look at the rest of your homework, and then look at the calendar. It's over. Something's wrong. Something's wrong.

54. There is such a big homework that always accompanies us.

55. Homework is the pain of breathing. He lives in everyone's heart. Translating ancient Chinese is very painful, so is reading.

56. I learned to call names, copy homework, keep up with the joneses, rebel, and puppy love. Do you know where it is? It's at school!

57. I want to cry, and I will go to school soon, only to find that my homework has not been finished. A sad baby can't afford to be hurt.

58. It is the basic morality to copy homework firmly and not doubt the right or wrong of the other party's homework.

59. The teacher assigns more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test paper can circle the earth three times in a row for nine years. The number of global assignments is leading, and good grades are of course more popular.

60. At school, I learned to swear, copy homework, be rebellious, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, and know many dogs.

6 1. Because I am extremely poor, I have been doing homework for primary schools in winter and summer vacations for a long time, bullying other students for primary school students, and undertaking the following businesses: coolie handling, fitter welding,

62. When I was at school, I always heard this sentence when I borrowed my homework from my classmates: Don't look for me if you are wrong.

63、LX:？ Failed to load homework, please take a new vacation at school.

64. Make an appointment with classmates to burn winter vacation homework for 30 nights.

65. Homework. Let's break up. I find that we are not suitable for each other.

66. I hate teachers to assign homework and homework.

67. As your homework, you don't write it yourself. If you want me to help you write it, you are shameless.

68. Boss, give me another summer vacation without homework. Thank you!

69. It's very kind of the teacher to leave us so much homework during the holiday! Do you want us to thank you? Or hate you?

Teacher, my homework is still sleeping at home. I can't bear to wake it up. Can you not pay it?

7 1. Today, our challenge is to chew strike gum and do homework until it is tasteless. Fuck, too much homework to stop.

72, summer homework didn't write anything! Son, you are calm enough.

73. Homework, please don't make me do it.

74. These days, no one believes that you are a student who has no puppy love, no infidelity, no rebellion, no copying homework and no playing mobile phone.

75. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

76. School will start soon. Have you finished your homework?

77. I think the most powerful person in the world is the person who sleeps when he sleeps, gets up when he says he gets up, and does his homework when he says he does his homework.

78. My wish is less homework, fewer holidays, fewer exams and cheaper apples.