It's funny to praise a handsome man. I say I'm not handsome and they say I'm hypocritical.

1) I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

2) I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

3) If Shuai Neng is a meal, Ben Shuai will feed hundreds of millions of people.

4) Handsome is providence, and cool is man-made.

The weather is very good today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

6) Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

7) Everyone loves flowers, and the car has a flat tire.

8) If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will call myself a rogue.

9) Your appearance is very refreshing.

10) Why cover your face with your ass!

1 1) International faces are universal.

12) You broke the rules.

13) looks very sci-fi and abstract.

14) Your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

15) a face of innocence, a face of sorry for the people, sorry for the party.

16) Long adventure.

17) I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

18) The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

19) I am handsome, with regular facial features and a well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO handsome guy system certification for the first time, and there are hints; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

20) Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say, Holy shit, he is fucking handsome again.

2 1) I am young and handsome. At the age of seven, he studied literature, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of eight, knowing astronomy and geography above and trivial things below. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to jump off a building. Handsome men are kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, suddenly I understand ...

22) Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on?

23) There are no shortcomings except being handsome, why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!

24) You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

25) One day I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome! ! God listened, and a thunder struck. Who told you to lie?

26) I ran to Mount Everest and shouted to the sky, "I'm not handsome!" Suddenly, there was thunder in the sky: a flash of lightning hit me! ! God said angrily, "if you lie again, I will chop you to death!" " ! ! "