Talk about humor about anger.

1. Humor is a person's interest in jokes when he wants to cry.

2, my best friend was scolded, and I was very unhappy, so I scolded that bitch, and then my best friend began to scold me again. Yes, after all, I have known him for eleven years.

Summarize all your misfortunes in one sentence, and then ask yourself: Is it still important to you after 3 years?

Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

After all, tears can't flow into the ocean, and people always grow up.

6. You are a fool when you call names in the lower grades. You are! The antonym of rebound fool. The antonym of fool.

No one has ever told me that it is not good for girls to curse, so I still abandon my temper as before.

8. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

9. If you give your heart, you will get it, but you may be completely injured; Keep your distance to protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever.

10, I don't like swearing, because I have strong hands-on ability.

1 1, we do have many advantages, but we also have to hide some points. It's called self-cultivation.

12, then there are many kinds of fire, such as liver fire, stomach fire, heart fire, lung fire and kidney fire.

13, you don't have to be awesome, you don't have money, you don't have to swear, but you can't be afraid. If you are bullied, you can't resist yourself. How can others help you?

14, the fallen petal intentionally follows the flowing water, but the flowing water has no beloved fallen petal.

15, life is rich and colorful, and people are often beautiful scenery in life. The true feelings between people, the warmth in the family and the dedication in the society are more colorful and beautiful.

16, I used to be good-tempered, patient, not swearing, not ambitious, and laughing without staying up late.

Don't mess with me I am a self-protector.

18, after years of research, I finally figured out the law of swearing in China. I drew a circle with my mother as the center and my relatives as the radius and began to swear.

19, teach you how to curse and fight back. Are you awesome? Do you like licking bitches? Hehe, baby, aren't you afraid of a rotten tongue?

20. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

2 1, high temperature in summer, people's thermoregulatory function is prone to disorder, which will affect normal physiological function. At this time, it is easy to have some symptoms of lung fire. You can drink chrysanthemum and pork liver soup. There is also kidney fire, which is caused by kidney deficiency. It is better to drink pig kidney and wolfberry soup.

22. May your ex give you full sweet memories. Swearing is too tiring. It is better to bless than to curse.

23. I smoke, drink, wear high heels and wear heavy makeup. She won't swear or wave around you, just for you. I pointed to her and said that I used to be like this.

Don't turn my tolerance for you into your shameless capital.

25, hitting people without hitting their faces, swearing does not expose shortcomings.

26. Playboy is scolded, absorbed in being really played, cheated and trampled. This is the reality.

27. The deleted person once had hundreds of pages of chat records. People who don't say hello in the street used to get tired of being together all day and secretly scold you.

28. What is a critical moment in life is a decision; Is a choice; Whether left or right; Whether to continue or give up; It is a time to bid farewell to the past; It is the moment when you bravely wipe the wound; It's time to choose the future.

29. Those who really wait for you will always wait sincerely. People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around.

30. now we can't think that sb is cursing. Sb is short for Shuaibi, short for Sunshine Boy, which means husband in Thailand.

3 1, why do you always hold your mobile phone in your hand, because one person can't put it down?

32, ten years of life and death two, incredible, unforgettable, thousands of miles away, nowhere to be sad.

33. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?

34. Your chat records are full of your automatic replies.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can never have him!

36. Is it interesting to be lovelorn in the rain? Is it interesting to cut your wrist and commit suicide? Is it interesting to be a bitch and scold the street? Do you know how many people are watching your jokes?

37. I have never experienced the looting of big winds and waves, and I have a little knowledge of life. Looking back, there are joy and pride of success, regret and regret of failure, laughter and loneliness that accompany me.

38. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

39. I really want to be scolded until you think you are handsome and powerful.

40. Will you cry for me on the day I leave?

4 1. In this world, love exists in many ways: passionate or dull, romantic or sad. There is a kind of person who scolds you while doing it for you.

42. If you are in a bad mood, it is easy to cause heart fire. In this case, drinking honeysuckle is better.

You are everywhere in my body, but unfortunately you have cancer.

44. We embraced the truth back to back and circled around.

Don't scold me, don't hate me and don't tell me to get out, okay? I am thick and shameless, but my heart still hurts.

46. You don't know how much people who often scold you love you. Don't judge a person easily, because you have no mind-reading ability.

47. Beauty makes people stop, but wisdom makes people stay.

48, a person, from birth to death, is always inseparable from suffering. Baoyu won't shine unless he grinds it. I won't be perfect without training. The burning of the heat of life and the shower of the rain of life have benefited me a lot, but every suffering is accompanied by tears. Why does God punish me like this and make me fail again and again?

49. Repeating simple things several times will make you an expert, but if you put your heart into it, you will become a winner.

50. Some people we call dear, but don't like others. We scold Huang Shaohua, but we really love him.

5 1, sometimes you really can't live too numb and need some good words to brainwash.

52, some people, we call dear, but don't like it, some people we scold silly than, but really love.

53. How can a girl get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother.

54, the same bottle of drinks, convenience store yuan, five-star hotel yuan, many times, a person's value depends on his location.

55. I smoke, drink, wear high heels and wear heavy makeup. She won't swear or wave around you, just for you. I pointed to her and said that I used to be like this.

56. Do you know how to write a forgotten word? Is dead heart!

Whether I am online or not, I think people who care about me will find me.

58. If you eat too well, wear too much and stay bored for too long, people with yin deficiency may get angry.

59. Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

60, there will be a person like a nail in your heart, sometimes painful, sometimes thinking. I don't think that person is necessarily good and irreplaceable. It's just that you paid so much when you loved him that you were too lazy to be infatuated with anyone in the future.

6 1. If a person affects your mood, your focus should be on controlling your mood, not the person who affects your mood. Only in this way can we be truly confident.

62. The person I like is not the person I liked at the beginning.

63. Anger in the liver is generally caused by irregular life, uncoordinated diet and bad mood. Rock candy pear water has a very good effect in clearing liver fire.

64. I will only scold the person I love most. I'm sorry if anything hurts you. I really thought we were close.

65. I only scold people I can meet. I'm sorry if my words hurt you accidentally. I really thought we were close.

66. Crying and scolding me made me feel guilty.

67. With the arrival of summer, the market of beer in summer will double, which is easy to cause stomach fire. Mung bean porridge with stomach fire is very effective.

68. My best friend was scolded, and I was very unhappy. Then I wanted to scold that bitch, and then my best friend began to criticize me. Yes, after all, they know 1 1.

69. It's always a long time before we know that what we abandoned with our own hands will never happen to our later children again. .

70. Be confident, ignore sarcasm and doubts, laugh and scold, and be a free and easy person.

7 1, beautiful people squander love, and unattractive people cherish love.

72, like a person, very happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

73. He said that his ex-girlfriend was beautiful and gentle, and her voice was sweet, which was very kind to him. I know I am ugly and gentle, and my voice is not sweet. Why did you insult me in front of me?

74. Women's tears are useless liquids, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

75. Language is often false, and only what we have experienced together is true.

76. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends.

We feel as if we are worthless. But no matter what happens, or what will happen, you will never lose value in the eyes of God.

78. Standing at the crossroads of life, we may hesitate. The factors that affect our determination are often neither too complicated nor our poor judgment, but our unwillingness to give up our choice and want both fish and bear's paw. At this time, you must understand that if you don't give up, you won't get it. What you gave up today may be repaid to you twice tomorrow.

79. Those senior managers are not satisfied with their responsibilities. They have done more and gone further than ordinary people. They don't want to repay kindness, because they know they will taste the fruit in the end.

80. People who hate you for scolding you may be impulsive or careless, but people who like you will always like you for a long time.

8 1, smiled and hurt me, leaving me to cry.

82. People who don't say hello in the street may have been tired of being together all day. People who call you like a dog behind your back may already be your best friends. People around you always change relationships. Sometimes they will rest quietly. The freshness and enthusiasm soon disappeared. There are new lovers and old lovers. Sometimes I feel that I am staggered. In fact, no bottle is suitable for all caps.

83. Life is a journey. Sometimes we think it is so long that many people give it up and commit suicide. Sometimes we think it's too short to believe.

84. When you didn't reply to my message, I kept refreshing. I thought my internet speed was slow.

85. While I am not afraid of gossip, I am deeply aware that there are still people paying attention to me, and I am inevitably relieved.

86. If you scold me for being cheap, I will tell you that people are not cheap and have defects.

87. How many times did Russia look back, but it still missed this life.

88. When someone tells you: roll your calf, you should say: roll gently! Heifer.

89. It is a reality that a playboy is scolded, absorbed in being played, cheated and trampled.

90. There is always one heart waiting, calling for another.

9 1, only to find out in summer that staying in a cool place is not swearing. That is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

92. I prefer people who can point at my nose and scold me to those who seem to laugh with me and stab me in the back.

93, you can be silent, regardless of my concerns; You can ignore my anxiety by not returning messages; You can take my concern as a reason to upset you; You can put my ideas in the corner and ignore them. You can smile at others, you can hug others, you can be good to the whole world, but forget that I was sad. You like you just because of me, which is the only reason that makes me humble.

94. You should be sensible when you grow up. You should be a kind and measured person. You can't swear when you see someone you hate, even if you are unhappy. Calm down, imitate that guy and cut him.

95. Be realistic about swearing, or people all over the world will laugh at you for not smelling the flowers, hahaha.

96. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

97. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and solve the plot.

98. Sometimes memories are too sweet and too heavy.

99, people behind a set of scold me to feel avenged? When people are not allowed to grass before and after, two men will give it to you together, right?

100, do not love each other. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

Talk about the mood of getting angry

1. Don't love everyone. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

2. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

No one has ever told me that it is not good for girls to curse, so I abandoned my temper as before.

After years of research, I finally figured out the law of swearing in China, and began to swear by drawing a circle with my mother as the center and my relatives as the radius.

Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

6. Tears can't flow into the ocean after all, and people always grow.

7. I don't like swearing, because I have strong hands-on ability.

8. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

9. Don't say get out in the future. Instead, it should be said: the world is so big, you should go and see it.

10. I'm smoking and drinking, wearing high heels and wearing heavy makeup. She won't swear or wave at you. I pointed to her and said that I used to be like this.

1 1. The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

12. I only talk and swear with people who can walk in. I'm sorry if my words hurt you accidentally. I really thought we were close.

13. It's not until summer that I find that staying in a cool place is not swearing. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

14. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

15. We do have many advantages, but we also need to hide some points. It's called self-restraint.

16. A person, from birth to death, is always inseparable from suffering. Baoyu won't shine unless he grinds it. I won't be perfect without training. The burning of the heat of life and the shower of the rain of life have benefited me a lot, but every suffering is accompanied by tears. Why does God punish me like this and make me fail again and again?

17. Sometimes you really can't live too numb and need some good words to brainwash.

18. Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

19. You don't know how often people around you scold you and love you. Don't judge a person easily, because you have no mind-reading ability.

20. Laughing and scolding are all done by people.

2 1. Be realistic about swearing, or the whole world will laugh at you for not smelling the flowers, hahaha.

22. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you'll never have him!

23. Teach you how to swear and how to fight back. Are you awesome? Do you like licking bitches when you are awesome? Hehe, dear, aren't you afraid of a rotten tongue?

24. I have never experienced the looting of big winds and waves, and I have a little knowledge of life. Looking back, there are joy and pride of success, regret and regret of failure, laughter and loneliness that accompany me.

25. I really want to be scolded until you think you are handsome and powerful.

26. Be confident, ignore sarcasm and doubts, laugh and scold, and be free and easy.

27. Don't scold me, hate me and tell me to get out, okay? I am thick-skinned and shameless, but my heart still hurts.

28. Life is a journey. Sometimes we think it is so long that many people give it up and commit suicide. Sometimes we think it's too short to believe.

29. When you grow up, you should be sensible, be a kind and measured person, and you can't curse people when you see annoying people, even if you are unhappy. Calm down, imitate that guy and cut him.

30. Don't hit your face. Swearing doesn't expose your weakness.

3 1. You call me cheap, then I tell you, people are not cheap and have defects.

32. The people you meet in the street who don't say hello may have been bored with each other all day. People who call you like a dog behind your back may already be your best friends. People around you always change relationships. Sometimes they will break quietly, and the freshness and enthusiasm will soon disappear. There are new lovers and old lovers. Sometimes I feel that I am staggered. In fact, no bottle is suitable for all caps.

Enthusiasm is the greatest wealth in the world. Its potential value far exceeds money and power. Enthusiasm destroys prejudice and hostility, abandons laziness and removes obstacles. I realize that enthusiasm is a belief in action, with which we will be invincible. I will always be bathed in warm light and shadow.

34. People who don't understand me, why should you scold me, insult me, make me dirty and let your mouth fester?

35. When people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

36. I smoke, drink and wear high heels to make up. She around you won't curse or wave, just for you. I pointed to her and said that I used to be like this.

37. You are so fond of swearing. Is it useful? Why didn't you cut him with a knife?

Scold me for not bringing my parents. This is the bottom line. Don't touch my hair. This is a hobby. Forget about my people. This is the principle. Don't betray me, don't challenge me.

39. I smoke, drink and wear high heels to make up. She around you won't curse or wave, just for you. I pointed to her and said that I used to be like this.

40. Learning Chinese is to write love letters to others, learning English is to curse others in another way, and learning sports is to run away if you can't beat it. Please give me a reason to study math.

4 1. Well, I was severely scolded for doing nothing wrong. Well, I am a fat man. I am in a bad mood today. Can you give me a hug?

42. When the cold weather comes and the snow falls, I know the luxuriance of pine and cypress!

43. Is it interesting to be lovelorn in the rain? Is it interesting to cut your wrist and commit suicide? Is it interesting to be a bitch and scold the street? Don't be silly. Do you know how many people are watching your jokes?

44. I swear, I never talk about other people's parents, because it's bad enough that they gave birth to people like you.

45. At one time, she had no tattoos, no drinking, no smoking, no fighting and no swearing. Now she drinks, smokes, fights and swears at tattoos. These are all pain and fear. Who is like me?

46. My friend scolded me today. It suddenly occurred to me that I can't buckle words. I can't remember a word. I think I'm going to start swearing again. To protect her.

47. Sometimes you have nothing in common with some people's lives, but this does not affect their judgment or scolding of you.

48. Greetings need not be formal, but they must be sincere and touching.

49. I only swear to those I can walk in. If my words hurt you accidentally, I'm sorry. I really thought we knew each other well.

50. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

5 1. Face a lifetime of troubles with the simplicity of a glass of water!

Talking about the feeling of getting angry and having a sore mouth.

1, after eating a bag of potato chips, I got seriously angry, and my mouth ached and my teeth ached badly.

2. One day, my mouth ached, and the big bag at the corner of my mouth just bit me, and then the wound began to grow sores and ate takeout for several days, and the whole person got angry and dry.

Some time ago, I got angry and my mouth hurts. I finally got over it. I have wisdom teeth, toothache and a stomachache today.

I want to get up, but I'm too lazy to move. Lying in bed playing mobile phone, my mouth hurts when I get angry.

5, get angry, your mouth hurts, and it is not good to feel uncomfortable at night.

I caught a cold at school for a week. Angry until now. My mouth hurts like hell.

7. A person gets angry, his mouth hurts, his face is covered with pimples, and he wants to eat hot pot because it's snowing outside. Let's talk about it after eating anyway.

8. I have a headache, stuffy nose, earache, slightly open eyes, annoyed mouth and oral ulcer these two days.

9. I really can't stand the weather. It's too hot. I get angry when I get hot. My mouth hurts, I can't eat, my teeth hurt, and even my temples hurt.

10, getting angry, coughing, sore mouth, unable to eat anything to lose weight!

1 1, the heart that gets angry can't stop, and my mouth hurts, and my baby is wronged.

12. This time, I was so angry. I didn't hide my medicine. My nose hurts, my mouth hurts, my throat hurts, and all kinds of symptoms of getting angry have appeared.

13, oral ulcer, bitter taste, cold cough and sore throat caused by excessive internal heat.

14, got angry. At first, it was just gum pain, then mouth pain, and then throat pain. It's all right now. My whole head hurts.

15, all kinds of fires, mouth pain, nose pain, breathing out sooner or later is a fire to yourself.

16, I got angry, and my mouth hurts, the most painful time ever.

17, eating too much pineapple gets angry, which really hurts your mouth.

18, my nose hurts and my mouth hurts when I get angry. Drink a cup of chrysanthemum and honeysuckle tea to remove the fire.

19. After eating a whole package of spicy strips, you get angry and your mouth hurts.

20. I've been angry for a week and I haven't recovered. My mouth hurts like hell.

2 1, I can't even laugh in Lian Xiao, because my mouth hurts when I get angry. This may be a turning point for me to embark on the road of a lady.

22, the throat is inflamed, and the mouth hurts and can't eat.

23. I should have stayed up late, got angry, had a sore mouth and bit my mouth again.

24. It hurts to be angry again. It doesn't help to sprinkle sugar on the wound this time. It will hurt for a while. Who has a good idea?

25, angry, sore mouth and don't want to talk.

26. I don't know if it was caused by getting angry or how. My mouth hurts!

27, the whole person is in a state of getting angry, the mouth hurts and can't eat, and the toothache can't chew. My menstruation has been driving me to death for several days.

28. When you eat when you are angry, your mouth hurts and you can't eat anything. Eating for the first time is a torment.

29, visiting relatives is to eat three meals a day, today is really a variety of food! Angry mouth hurts.

30. When you are busy, you start to feel anxious. When you are anxious, you will get angry. When you are angry, your mouth hurts. You can't eat when you are in pain. If you don't eat, you will be hungry. You lose weight when you are hungry. It seems not bad.

3 1, oral ulcer, aphtha, sore throat, nostril acne.

32. I ate a plate of spicy fried duck gizzards yesterday, but I ate fire today and my mouth hurts.

33. I have a headache and a sore mouth. When I was angry, I was almost there.

34. I am really angry. My mouth hurts. I am so angry. I still can't sleep at night and want to learn CET-6.

Say forty angry and humorous words in a circle of friends.

A humorous and angry circle of friends told a story-1. With my unremitting efforts, I finally got angry.

Fortunately, I was not cheated, otherwise the old man is so old, and the consequences of getting angry in a hurry are very serious!

3. The consequence of impudence on weekends is anger and bad mouth.

4. The Rouge Pavilion caught fire seriously, with a blocked nose, hoarse voice and a headache. Then drink mung bean oatmeal in the morning, think about mung beans at night and eat spicy snacks.

5. Catch a cold for a week at the beginning of school. Angry until now. My mouth hurts like hell.

6. One day, my mouth ached, and the big bag at the corner of my mouth just bit me. Then the wound began to grow sore, and after eating takeout for several days, the whole person was so angry and dry.

7. I have a good appetite recently and can eat five meals a day. Throat inflammation, nose fire, uncontrollable.

8. My legs and buttocks are so painful that I can't breathe, and my throat is a little sore. If I eat too many oranges and peppers, I will get angry. I hope I can get up better tomorrow morning.

9. Maybe I feel that I am not miserable enough. The accumulated excessive internal heat broke out these days. I've had a cold for two days from my initial sore throat to my cough, and I haven't recovered yet. I think I will sleep for two days, and the quality of sleep is worse. I seldom cook once after a long time. My mother, the winter melon soup is too weak, and the fried cucumber is not cooked enough. Whoo! What have I done to myself?

10. Hello, Grandma Zhang, my baby is seven months old. I want to give him some probiotics. The baby's stool is not very good, a little sauce, and some are still on fire. What kind of probiotics is better? Thank you.

1 1. My mouth hurts. I want to eat oranges.

12. The one who got angry recently still ate hot and sour powder.

13. In order to prevent the Chinese New Year from spending money indiscriminately, I have spent all my money in advance. This is me, unexpected me, I am me, different fireworks, I think I'm going to get angry!

14. A week has passed, and I am still a 56kg girl. I'm still horny. I wonder if a light diet can make me lose weight again.

15. My gums were swollen for three days just because I ate a KFC that just came out of the pot. How angry! Yesterday, I thought that the journey of getting angry with my mouth full of blood ended. Today, it seems to be worse, and my whole mouth feels uncomfortable.

16. I got angry. At first, it was just gum pain, then mouth pain, and then throat pain. It's all right now. My whole head hurts.

17. My cough hasn't healed yet, and I got angry here again. I have a toothache and a sore throat, and I haven't stopped taking the medicine.

18. After several days of planning, my left eye is very uncomfortable. I have been drinking mint water, half a glass of water and half a cup of mint for the past two days. The mint family is so big.

19. The doctor told me not to eat seafood in the near future, because I got angry and my fever continued to be low. Isn't this a sentence for me?

A humorous circle of friends is on fire and says article 2: 20. I have a sore throat and can't swallow anything. My mother said she was angry.

2 1. It seems that it has been decades, and I haven't remembered it like this. I cann't believe I'm so angry in my mouth

22. Angry, toothache, then toothache stopped and my face became swollen. I don't even know my swollen mother.

23. Autumn is really an unpleasant season, with colds, fever, runny nose, sore throat, excessive internal heat, oral fire, oral ulcers and dry skin ... plus good things, well, this is sour and refreshing. ...

24. This is a disgrace to Zhoushan people. They ate seafood yesterday, but today they got angry and their mouths came out.

25. I don't know if it was caused by getting angry or how. My mouth hurts!

26. It's easy to get angry when something is on your mind. When you are angry, it will affect your mood. You can't eat if you are in a bad mood. If you can't eat, you can't grow meat. If you can't grow your body again, you will come down. ...

27. I want to do stretching or activities every day. I can't move when I think about it every day. I was defeated by inertia again and again. I got angry and began to bubble.

28. What's wrong with me? Get angry and take cold medicine, then have diarrhea, then take diarrhea medicine, and get angry again?

29. This place is rainy! But people get angry easily. Now I have a sore throat and am angry. Am I full of nonsense?

Although the fire was serious, I couldn't help lighting it for several days.

3 1. Today, my gums are swollen. It's so uncomfortable that I can hardly talk. Anger is very serious. Pangge spicy hotpot is poisonous.

32. Is it true that people who like to eat Chili tend to have a bad mouth and get angry again, but they still continue to eat spicy food and fight poison with poison?

33. I'm not used to Tibetan food. I eat Sichuan food three times a day. I don't want to eat spicy food, which leads to serious internal heat.

34. My friends, life is at its peak. I was so happy that my angry mouth cracked with laughter.

35. A person got angry, his mouth ached, and his face got pimples. He wanted to eat hot pot because it was snowing outside. Let's talk about it after eating anyway.

Recently, oranges have flooded, and several oranges have successfully caught fire in the morning, evening and evening.

37. Why do you all have a bad appetite? Angry. Go get angry! Take care of yourself.

38. Everyday life is like a war. I was busy from the blink of an eye to sleep at night. The road is long and the road is blocked. I urgently need hot pot and spicy food to extend my life, and I should avoid it when I am angry.