Imitate other people's jokes

Yang: It happened on a dark night in Ma [Painting]. It was windy and dark that night. . .

Thief: I really reached out ... I can't see the ticket. . .

Yang: I only heard "Ka La La La La ..."

Thief: What's the matter? [What's the matter? ]

Yang: A bolt from the blue.

Thief: You scared me out of here.

Yang: I see "swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish". . . "

Thief: Is it time again? [What's the matter? ]

Yang: Lightning lasts seven and a half minutes.

Thief: What boring lightning, so long!

Yang: I heard "wow, la, la, la" again. . . "

Thief: What's that noise?

Yang: It was raining cats and dogs.

Thief: Ah, it's a good opportunity for me to do it.

Yang Changke: "Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. . "

Thief: Oh, the police are coming!

Yang Zong: Wow, it's an ambulance.

Thief: I warned you about the ambulance driver. I hate this sound!

Yang: There were several barks from the yard, "Want Want Want. . . . "

Thief: This is a Zimu [what] breed of dog ~

Yang: This is our domestic German shepherd. ..... I always feel that my left eyelid is jumping these days.

Thief: Left eye [AI] jumps up and asks for money.

Yang: Sometimes I jump on my right eyelid.

Thief: the right eye [AI] jumps.

Yang: How strange! It jumps on two eyelids!

Thief: I'm afraid this is a precursor to a stroke!

Yang: No, why did the power suddenly go out?

Thief: Hee hee hee, I cut the wire.

Yang: Where is my mobile phone?

Thief: I cut off the phone.

Yang: Why doesn't my German shepherd bark?

Thief: I cut the German shepherd.

Yang: I have to go out and have a look.

Thief: I'll cut you off if you come out.

Yang: No, I have something to do tonight. I must take strict precautions (imitate the sound of opening doors, unlocking and locking).

Thief: Hum, I have observed him for more than a month. . . . Hum, I designed this anti-theft lock (imitating the sound of unlocking)

Section chief yang: (imitating the sound of the door bouncing back)

Thief: (hit by a door, coughing) Ouch, it's called eating without making a sound. (Stand up, push) This is a spring door. . . I don't believe it, (push again)

Yang Zong: (imitating the sound of the door bouncing back) "Hello. . . "No, there is movement in the room, (waving arms back and forth, making a sound in his mouth). . . Who! ? . . . (continues to wave his arm back and forth) A false alarm. Nobody!

Thief: Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody. . .

Yang: The echo is as big as our house.

Thief: Such a big echo, such a big echo, such a big echo, such a big echo. . . .

Yang: I'm leaving.

Thief: Go, go, go, go. . .

I'm leaving (emphasis)

Thief: You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go. . .

Yang: Isn't this a ghost? (imitating the sound of opening doors, unlocking and locking)

Thief: Hum, I scared him away. Let me help him clean up. . . . Hit the wall. . . This man is really rich. . . The walls are all soft bags. . . Hmm. . . No, it's like a safe. . . (imitating the sound of code opening). . . Passbook. . . Hong kong dollars. . . Dollars. . . Fake ticket

Yang: (Cooperate with the thief's actions and imitate the sound of opening the safe. . . Imitate the sound of many metals falling to the ground)

Thief: Gold bars. . . Silver bars. . . Copper bar. . . Fried dough sticks (thrown away with a wave of your hand) . I regret it. Why not bring a sack? Is it easy for me to get rich? I have my clothes bag. . .

Yang: I took his clothes aside.

Thief:. . . Where are my clothes? . . It was left here. It's impossible. . . Is there a thief? . .

Yang: No thieves.

Thief: There are no thieves. Where are my clothes?

Yang: You are a thief! (imitating the sound of turning on the light) Bang!

Thief: Ouch! Which one turns on the light?

Yang Zong: I turned on the light.

Thief: I cut it.

Yang: I used an emergency light. You've been staring at me for a month. Let's meet this time. . . Yo, that look is stealing.

Thief: Uncle. . .

Yang: Huh?

Thief: Uncle. . .

Yang: It's no use calling it that.

Thief: Grandpa. . .

Yang: Call me Lao!

Thief: brother-in-law .

Yang: Hey! . . . Who is your brother-in-law

Thief: I have a sister who will definitely marry you.

Yang: What about my ex-wife?

Thief: She is the big room and I am the second room.

Yang: What Fannie and Freddie! Stop!

Thief: Hey.

Yang: Attention! At ease. It looks like an old sparrow. I have a mobile phone here.

Thief: Ouch, brother-in-law

Yang: Hello! 1 10? I am a brother-in-law! I'm section chief Yang.

Thief: Well, Director Yang.

Yang: There are thieves in our house! I got it all!

Thief: Oh, it turned out to be a thief. What a liar. . .

Yang: It's none of your business! Oh, right away? The sooner the better! 1 10 Come and tell the police uncle.

Thief: Director Yang

Yang: Yes.

Thief: I can't help it.

Yang: Yes.

Thief: I have a mother of 18 years old and an 80-year-old child.

Yang: There is something wrong with your family, isn't there?

Thief: I want to be a worker. I have no skills.

Yang: Oh.

Thief: Be a farmer. I'm afraid of being tired. I'm going to set up a betel nut stand. Not enough for me to eat.

Yang: You are just lazy.

Thief: I want to open a goldsmith shop, but it's out of stock.

Yang: What about you?

Thief: Isn't it just that every household buys some goods?

Yang: This is stealing!

Thief: Go and steal him. . .

Yang: It's faster to rob a bank.

Thief: You died so fast. . .

Captain Yang: (imitating the sound of shooting) Bang!

Thief: Huh?

Yang: Hurry up!

Thief: Huh?

Yang: Give me something!

Thief: OK, OK, this 600,000 passbook. . . Are you really rich?

Yang: What money? . .

Thief: Forty-eight gold rings

Yang: Hehe. . .

Thief: You can't even move your anklet.

Yang: I am an earring.

Thief: Sixty gold necklaces. . . You little section chief, how can you make such a big fortune?

Yang: How can I make money? I often walk by the river without getting my shoes wet. I have to wash my feet because my shoes are wet. Now that I've washed my feet, I'll take a shower, and the more I wash, the more untidy I get. I'm just messing around. . . .

Thief: Did you get rich by screwing around?

Yang: What kind of money, little public servant, old ox. . .

Thief: Your cowshed is really big.

Yang: Hey? Am I judging you or are you judging me?

Thief: Watch out! At ease! It looks like an old sparrow. . . Director Yang! Yang Da, a corrupt criminal! Are you still talking to me? 1 10 will be here soon, and I will contribute if I expose you! I created you. . . Hum. . .

Yang: Don't forget that you are a thief!

Thief: Neither can you! I'll put it in and let it out in two days.

Yang: Then I can't get out if I catch it. . . Oh, help. . . brother-in-law

Thief: Which brother-in-law do you call?

Yang: I call you brother-in-law. . . I have a sister who will marry you.

Thief: Bah!

Yang: You always spit everywhere. You don't pay attention to hygiene. Fine! Let me tell you something.

Thief: You are so old, how can your sister marry me?

Yang: Brother-in-law. . . . Please, I'm just a small official. Rub some sesame oil, eat some sesame paste and drink some sesame paste! I beg you, don't wake my door when the police come, so I won't call you a thief. Let's work hard, won't it be over?

Thief: What do you mean

Yang: At that time, you could say that you were my brother-in-law. . .

Thief: How can I be your brother-in-law!

Yang: Then I am your brother-in-law!

Thief: Bah!

Yang: Why do you always spit! All right.

Thief: I'm your father!

Yang: There is no such young father!

Thief: recognize the thief as the father.

Yang: Why don't you just say that we are twins?

Thief: We are so far apart, how can we be twins! ?

Yang: Uncle policeman, we are deformed people who don't look alike! Hehehe. . . Family, a misunderstanding, it's okay! Bye.

Thief: Then what?

Yang: The police have left.

Thief: Then what?

Yang: Then you left.

Thief: Then what?

Yang: I escaped. . .

Thief: Watch out!

Yang: What?

Thief: What shall I do if you run away?

Yang: You. . . The meaning of. . .

Thief: Thieves don't leave anything blank.

Yang: Huh?

Thief: You buy goods from every household.

Yang: Huh?

Thief: 19 points.

Yang: OK, this is 10%.

Thief: Are you crazy?

Yang: Huh?

Thief: I'll give you nine dollars.

Yang: Are you nine years old and one year old?

Thief: Huh?

Yang: I have worked hard for decades just to let you slip away before liberation!

Thief: Will you give it or not?

Yang: No!

Thief: No, 1 10!

Yang: Ah, ah. . . (Cover the thief's mouth). . . Half!

Thief: A lot?

Yang: Half!

Thief: You're right. Get the money quickly!

Yang: No, I'll give you money, but you can still wake me up.

Thief: Oh, don't worry. I am an old sparrow in Dongting Lake. I have seen the wind.

Yang: Then let's practice again.

Thief: How to practice? You're a problem.

Yang: I am a policeman now. You!

Thief: Huh?

Yang: What do you do?

Thief: Alas, the government and cadres, alas, I have been wronged. . .

Yang: You haven't tried it yet. Why are you crying?

Thief: Oh, I'm used to it.

Yang: Still an old sparrow. You!

Thief: Huh?

Yang: What does it have to do with him?

Thief: I am his father. . . Ah, ah, ah . He's my dad. . . No, no, no. . We are twins. . .

Yang: Twins? Why is he so old?

Thief: Him?

Yang: Hmm!

Thief: He is precocious! . . . He took the wrong medicine. . .

Yang: You just took the wrong medicine. Why are you so ugly?

Thief: I have occupational diseases.

Yang: What occupation?

Thief: the eyes of a mouse.

Yang: What are you doing here?

Thief: I'm here to purchase goods.

Yang: What kind of goods are in?

Thief: Not 600,000 bankbooks, 48 gold rings and 60 gold necklaces. . .

Yang: OK! You said it all.

Thief: I remember. He stole my skirt!

(What Yang said can be changed to narration)