Give me some BT jokes

The warm spring is here, and everything is waking up. The mother fly slept all winter and woke up. She climbed out of the mud hole, buzzed and flew to the toilet, where she laid many black, round eggs in the stool. The spring breeze blows gently and the sun shines. The fecal water in the toilet is getting warmer. The eggs laid by the mother fly slowly started to move and turned into a group of white and fat maggots. They were swimming around in the excrement water, very happy. One day, the mother pinworm took her baby to swim in the septic tank. The little maggots saw the little pinworms paddling around in the water with their mother. They swam to the mother pinworms together and shouted: "Mom! Mom!" The mother pinworms said: "I am not your mother. I am the little pinworms. The little maggots asked the pinworm mother: "Pinworm mother, have you seen our mother? Please tell us, what is our mother like?" : "I've seen it. Your mother looks different from you, go find it yourself." With that, he swam away with his children in a hurry. "Thank you, mother pinworm!" The little maggots swam forward happily. At this time, a roundworm swam over. When the little maggots saw that the roundworms looked nothing like them, they thought their mother must be here, so they chased after them and called their mothers: "Mom! Mom!" The roundworms smiled and said, "I am not your mother. I am the mother of the little roundworms." Your mother has six legs, go and find her!" "Thank you, mother roundworm!" The little maggots swam forward again. A mosquito flew over. When the little maggots saw that the mosquito had six legs, they thought to themselves: This time it is really their mother who is here. He chased after her and shouted, "Mom! Mom!" Mosquito smiled and said, "I'm not your mother. I'm the mother of Little Mosquito. Your mother is fat, so go and look for her in front." "Thank you. ! Mother Mosquito! "The little maggots swam forward again. A dung beetle next to the squatting pit called "hum hum" and pushed the dung over. The little maggots saw that the dung beetle was fat and had six legs, and they thought happily: This time they have really found their mother. He chased after him and shouted: "Mom! Mom!" The dung beetle smiled and said, "Children, you admitted your mistake. I am not your mother, I am the little dung beetle's mother. Your mother has two big eyes on the top of her head. Wearing black clothes and flying in the air, singing songs, go and look for them in front! "Thank you! Mother dung beetle!" The little maggots swam forward again. The little maggots swam and swam until they came to a pool of excrement. They saw a fly sitting on the yellow excrement and singing "buzzing". They quickly swam over and asked in a low voice: "Excuse me, are you?" Have you seen our mother? She is fat, looks nothing like us, has two big eyes on her head, has six legs, wears black clothes, and sings "buzzing"... The fly laughed and said, "Hey, silly boy, I am your mother!" The little maggots all shook their tails and said, "We look weird!" Are you different?" Mother Fly said with a smile: "You are still young. In a few days, you will turn into pupae. In a few days, you will grow six legs. When the legs are full, you will grow. If the mother is the same, you can fly to any stool and taste it carefully." The little maggots turned somersaults in the water happily: "Ah! We found the mother! Good mother, come to us quickly! Come to us quickly!” The mother fly was flying around the little maggots and playing with her children.