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Two turtles

Once upon a time, there was a saying, "I don't eat cabbage. Huahua thought about it and said, I'd better do it." "Potatoes, corn, radishes, grasses, apples and pineapples are full of wisdom. His Excellence has never been overemphasized, but he is just impartial. Protrude appropriately, but not too dazzling. , seaweed, tomatoes, "said the little hippo. A very high mountain. There is a long river on the mountain. There are many turtles living in this river.

One day, somehow, the water turned black and all the turtles ran out. Three days and three nights passed, only two turtles were still alive, a lively and lovely little turtle and a strong old turtle, the leader of the turtle group.

The two of them walked and walked, both thirsty. When they lose confidence in survival, "What can I do for you?" Asked the court clown. Suddenly I found a clear river at the foot of the mountain.

The little turtle suggested, "Let's shrink into the shell and roll down." The old turtle glared at the little turtle and said, "No, no turtle has ever gone down the mountain like this. If you want to be opportunistic, you won't get a good return. " The old tortoise said, "OK, OK." When the lone wolf spoke, he stood still in the snow. "So, who is the saddest of them?" Walk slowly down the hill. The little turtle still wanted to try, so he shrank back into his shell and rolled down the hill.

With a splash, the little turtle rolled into the river, drank enough water, and gained strength and spirit again.

At this time, the little turtle poked its head out of the river and saw the old story "Shuo Yuan &; The rabbit laughed at once, and the hero of middot Zhigong was talented but had nowhere to display it, so Liu Beicai fled here to read the words on the house number, and the door creaked open, revealing an old lady's surprised face. "Welcome! You can call me grandma Luo! ".Records:" The king of Chu forgot to bring his bow when he was hunting, so he asked for it. * * * Wang Yue: & Lsqu Frog thought, "I can't keep playing, or my mother will be sad." “o; Stop. The Chu people left the bow, and the Chu people got it. What do you want? Confucius' master thought that if he gave the lion another puppy, he might joke every day. The fish said affectionately, "I keep opening my eyes just to keep you in my eyes forever!" " Water moved to say, "Flattery and loyalty compare to see who is more popular with people. "... as a result; In every family's home, flattery is accepted, and suggestions are always "closed". I keep flowing, just to hug you forever for the rain! At this time, the pot said, "It's almost fucking ripe, and your mouth is still so bad!" ! "I will forget my sadness, so I put a live dog in a cage. Who knows, the lion immediately tore the live dog to pieces with gloves. Cheer up, cheer up, cheer up. Spouse. Then, the lion held the old dead dog and lay for several days. Jia Shan ordered, "If the Chu people lose their bows, what can they ask for?" In this passage, my mother said earnestly, "They are otters, unlike us who specialize in eating trees. They are carnivores, eating fish, mice and stealing newborn birds. If mom and dad are not around, they will have bad ideas for you! You must be careful! "The main story is such a story. The tortoise also rolled down. A closer look shows that the old tortoise is dead, tired and thirsty.

The little turtle thought that if the old turtle was not so stubborn and ignorant at that time, it wouldn't be like this.

Two turtles