82 of the best sentences in the messenger game

1. A small success depends on friends, a big success depends on enemies.

2. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money.

3. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

4. Let others smell your farts!

5. Don’t seek to be a good match, just seek to feel qualified.

6. Don’t wait for opportunities, but create them.

7. I don’t hate you because I don’t want to remember you.

8. I won’t date you anymore, so why bother with me?

9. Even if you can afford it, you must learn to let it go.

10. Walk through this mud, I will wait for you there!

11. The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become an adult.

12. I am not afraid of anyone, I am afraid that I am not strong enough.

13. During abstinence, don’t disturb! Otherwise, I will break the precept.

14. Either live well or die quickly.

15. This wind is so obscene, it kissed me all over my mouth.

16. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that you can’t dig down?

17. I like children, and I even like the process of making children!

18. You must be your mother, but if you are rich, you must be your father!

19. Lovers will eventually become house slaves, and those who own houses will eventually become married.

20. It’s the son who can’t control it, but it’s the daughter who can’t control it.

21. If you want to fly, you have to chase; if you want to succeed, work hard!

22. Those who are greedy for ill-gotten wealth are easily destroyed, and those who believe in unfaithfulness are prone to disaster.

23. Squatting on the roadside watching girls, lying on the bed and playing with little girls.

24. Who is that? Go back and urinate and rinse your mouth before coming back!

25. Your heroes are all very powerful. Torture them to excess!

26. In the eyes of fools, the wisdom of smart people is worthless.

27. The moment the sun rises, yesterday is forever!

28. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.

29. I am too pure, even my purity is a bit shameless!

30. True love is like a ghost, many people believe it but few people see it!

31. If there were no perverts in the world, would beauties still have value?

32. Achievements are achieved through hard work, but waste comes from playfulness; actions are accomplished through thinking, and destroyed by casualness.

33. I heard that you loved me. What a ridiculous joke.

34. The early bird catches the worm; the early bird catches the worm!

35. If you are destined to not get happiness, don’t expect so much.

36. As soon as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.

37. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

38. For many things, it’s not whether I do it or not, but whether I want to do it.

39. No one can control happiness, only you can hold it tightly.

40. Those who always say that others are pretending, you are not even pretending.

41. I believe that as long as I walk in a down-to-earth manner, I will eventually find my way out of heaven.

42. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is inserted into the hole!

43. A person’s greatest bankruptcy is despair, and his greatest asset is hope.

44. You’d better let me kneel on the washboard. I can’t stand the electric heater!

45. All the difficulties that are pointed out by thousands of people are to eliminate cowards.

46. It’s yours that you can’t run away even if you want to, but it’s not yours that you can’t get.

47. It is unwise to compare with others, surpassing yourself is the most important thing.

48. Money, let us indulge, let us make money, without condoms.

49. Being brave may not necessarily lead to results, but if you are not brave, there will definitely be no results.

50. I have no sleep at night, I just want to have fun and have sex, no one is around, and a wild dog is doing the work.

51. If the heart does not have a place to rest, it will be wandering in any gang.

52. Three thousand literary thoughts are not as good as four taels in the chest, eight buckets of talent are not as good as half a catty in the crotch!

53. Never believe in things that become soft after being hard for a while!

54. Without you, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, and even **** has become smarter!

55. A man’s biggest worry is his creditor, and a woman’s biggest worry is her lover.

56. Goose, goose, cut the curved neck with a knife, pluck the hair, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!

57. Instead of blindly worshiping others, it is better to stop and admire yourself proudly.

58. Your mother must have thrown you away when she was pregnant with you and raised the placenta.

59. Of course, galvanized coffins are more durable, but wooden coffins are good for health.

60. No matter how difficult the road you choose is, you have to climb it to the end.

61. Goods have expiration dates, and people sometimes get tired of them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

62. King Kong is a fool whose head was caught in the door; have you ever seen bananas growing on coconut trees?

63. Close your eyes and imagine growing old together with you. Crying sadly.

64. Don’t regret that your previous efforts need to be repeated. There are certain paths that cannot be omitted.

65. You are wasting air when you are alive, you are wasting land when you are dead, and you are wasting RMB when you are half-dead.

66. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei; the woman men like most is Pan Jinlian.

67. I have to work hard, at least not to leave any regrets for my future self when I recall it.

68. Open your heart and let love embrace you! In fact, happiness is a very easy thing.

69. You may not succeed in doing things, just try your best. Don’t ask for too much in life, just be happy.

70. Create a lifestyle, not just a business. How deep can a foundation be.

71. If you don’t persist and work hard, no matter how awesome you are, you will eventually disappear.

72. I have only one enemy, and that is myself who could not resist fate!

73. Don’t completely lose your possessiveness towards love and step into a dark corner just because of a relationship.

74. Life is just a process. Sadly, it cannot be repeated. Fortunately, it does not need to be repeated.

75. The definition of failure: Doing everything, doing everything, but never finishing it or doing it well.

76. Since ancient times, there have been no girls on the Internet. There are rows of broken flowers and willows. There are occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks, which are also pheasants and wolves.

77. Family background determines a person’s starting point, but I am afraid that if the family background is not that good, there will be more room for improvement.

78. If a boy does not study hard, it only means that he does not love her enough, because he has not considered his future with her.

79. There is a time when flowers bloom and a time when they fall. No need to linger, what should go will eventually go; no need to be demanding, what should come will come sooner or later.

80. Persistence may not necessarily lead to success; but without persistence, failure is doomed. For success, the shaping of persistence is essential!

81. Don’t be angry but strive for success, don’t see through but break through, don’t be jealous but appreciate, don’t delay but be positive, don’t be tempted but act.

82. Everything is still so at a loss. Maybe the best choice is to make peace become calmer. Perseverance? It's just a big statement.