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Whoever tells me a joke will tell it to my favorite person.
Doctor: What are you going to do after you leave the hospital?
Patient: smash all the windows in your hospital with stones.
When the doctor heard about it, he found that the patient had not fully recovered, so he decided to continue the treatment. After a few months, the doctor felt that the patient seemed to be able to leave the hospital and decided to talk to him again.
Doctor: What are you going to do after you leave the hospital?
Patient: Get a job.
Doctor: Then what?
Patient: Making money.
Doctor: Then what?
Patient: Save money.
Doctor: Then what?
Patient: Marry a wife.
Doctor: Then what?
Patient: The bridal chamber.
Doctor: Then what?
Patient: Take off her clothes.
Doctor: Then what?
Patient: Take off her pants.
Doctor: Then what?
Patient: Take off her underwear.
Doctor: Then what?
Patient: Take out the rubber band in your underwear, make a slingshot and find some stones to smash all the windows in your hospital.
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