It's so hot, send some jokes to friends to relax.

1. After drinking too much for a long time, I went home and mistakenly entered the pigsty. I lay next to the sow and said, wife: Give me a glass of water. The sow snorted. The village chief said, if you don't fall, you won't fall. What are you sprinkling? Feel casually and say: buy leather or double-breasted ~ ~

2. The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked, "Do you want to measure light, backlight or full light?" Grandpa said shyly, "I don't care." Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt? " No matter how busy you are, smile!

3. One day, a barber beat a candied haws seller and went to the police station to ask the barber: Why do you sell candied haws? The barber said, I'm so angry. I was in the room perming my hair, and he shouted "burn it" outside!