Brainstorm jokes

1: The hotter the weather, the higher the climb.

thermometer

2: What animal did you kill but it bled?

mosquito

Who goes to see a doctor every day?

doctor

4: What photo can't tell who it is?

optical test

5. Why do a healthy couple give birth to offspring without eyes?

The eggs laid by the rooster and hen couple have no eyes.

6: Mrs. Wang talks all day, but he talks the least in a month. What month is it?

February

7: What cloth keeps cutting?

waterfall

8: Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. What happened?

Just push the door open

9. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

They all handed in blank papers.

10: What will solidify when heated?

egg

1 1: There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

Chaodi

12: Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Livestock hospital

13: What products have the same production date and effective date?

newspaper

14: Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon?

I have a headache.

15: Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Brush false teeth

16: An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat?

Have time to sit in the car.

17: There is a person who was born to your parents, but not your brother or sister. Who is he?

yourself

18: water snake, python or bamboo snake, which is longer?

Green bamboo snake

19: What books can't be bought in bookstores?

secretary

20: What kind of water is inexhaustible?

saliva

Encyclopedia of Brainstorming and Answers 2 1-40:

2 1: A major earthquake occurred in a certain place, causing heavy casualties, and the disaster situation was constantly reported on the radio. In the process of looking for you, an old man has been listening to the radio report. Someone asked him: Did you hear about your grandson on the radio? He replied: No. Then he added: But I know my grandson must be safe. Excuse me, how did he know?

His grandson is a radio announcer.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

He's aiming.

23: Xiaoming sets the alarm clock to six in the morning. He woke up after five, but he didn't know where the alarm clock was. Can you help?

Wait until six o'clock, when the alarm goes off, and you will find it.

24: What door can never be closed?

Football goal

25: Why do geese fly to the south in autumn?

If you go, it's too slow.

26: What is easy to type?

doze off

27: There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters away from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?

A rising tide lifts all boats. Water won't drown the ladder.

28: Two people from south to north, one carrying a pole and the other carrying a backpack, didn't argue, didn't make any noise, and no one gave way, but they passed the wooden bridge smoothly. Why?

South to north is the same direction, of course, you can cross the wooden bridge smoothly.

Are there aliens on the moon?

Astronauts from the earth have landed on the moon.

30: What floor should Gai Lou be built on?

Start with the basics.

3 1: Xiaoming is always so-so. He wrote ten letters at the same time. After packing the envelope, he checked it and found that a letter was wrongly packed. Dad said he was careless again. Why?

If the installation is wrong, it should be two mistakes at the same time, not one, and Xiao Ming is careless when checking.

32: Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why?

Because he is a dentist.

33: Where do I have to pay for the speech?

make a telephone call

I can't do light work. I put one foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why?

Stand on the ground with the other foot.

Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why?

Because of wearing shoes

36: Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards can I send to women to win their hearts?

credit card

Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon. Why doesn't he see anyone?

Not a shadow.

38: Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours?

When sleeping

39: When eating an apple, eating a bug makes you feel sick, so how many bugs are the most disgusting?

Half a bug

40: What's the fastest way to turn ice into water?

Remove two points of ice.

Brainstorming Encyclopedia and Answers 4 1-60:

4 1: What do most self-employed people eat in today's society?

mouth

Two people came to the river at the same time. They all want to cross the river, but there is only one boat, which can only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river?

Yes, they are on both sides of the river.

43: There is a kind of bacteria. After 1 minute, * * becomes two. After 1 minute, * * appears again and becomes four. In this way, it takes 1 hour to put a bacterium in the bottle until it is full. If you put two such bacteria in the bottle from the beginning, how long will it take to fill the bottle?

59 minutes

44: Put the eggs in a basket, assuming that the number of eggs in the basket increases by 1 time per minute, so that after 12 minutes, the basket will be full. So, when is it half a basket of eggs?

1 1 min

45: Who is sick and never sees a doctor?

blind person

46: You just call it by name, and it will be destroyed. What is this?

silent

What comes often, but never really comes?

tomorrow

How can I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen?

Write a scarlet letter

When the car turns right, which tire doesn't turn?

spare tire

50: There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th?

Sink into the bottom of the river

5 1: When do people tear their hair?

cremate

52: foxes are best at confusing men, so which best men and women are fascinated together?

alcohol

53: Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up?

No one dares to stop fighting.

54: There is one thing you can only take with your left hand, but you can't get it with your right hand. What is this?

right hand

55: A sheep eats half of the grass a year. How many years did it take to eat all the grass flowers?

It will never eat up the grass, because the grass will always grow.

56: How can I drink a drink full of drinks at the bottom?

Suck through a straw

Jack should have sailed to the Red Sea, but he went to the Black Sea. Why?

He is color blind.

58: What do you mean, a good horse never turns back?

There is no grass to eat in the back.

59: Who is the king of beasts?

zoo director

60: What is the only thing a person can do?

have a dream

Encyclopedia of Brainstorming and Answers 6 1-9 1

6 1: What animal stays up all night?

Panda, can't you see its eyes are all black?

62: The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why?

She married the frog prince.

Every couple has absolute similarities in their lives. What is that?

That is to get married on the same day in the same year.

64: What is the biggest regret of Adam and Eve after their marriage?

No one came to the wedding reception.

65: What is the first thing everyone will do when they wake up in the morning?

open one's eyes

66: When can children meet side by side?

okay

67: There is a medicine that you can take without going to the drugstore. What medicine is it?

Undo key

68: What kind of gun kills people and doesn't hurt them?

Water gun, starting gun

Why did Gao Xiao buy two books with the same content at the same time?

leak

70: What has five heads, but people don't think it's strange?

Hands, feet

7 1: What gives birth to a tail at night?

meteor

72: What English letters do people like to listen to best?

laser record

73: The plane flew in the sky and suddenly ran out of gas. What fell first?

Oil gauge pointer

74: The angrier things get, the bigger things get.

mediate

75: What are the flowers that bloom all year round?

plastic flower

76: Where is the narrowest road?

Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).

77: When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in?

In the toilet.

A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse?

A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

79: There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, unplugging the cork and drilling holes in the cork?

Push the stopper into the bottle.

80: Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces.

Of course, they stood face to face.

8 1: Lin Laosheng changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why?

Don't really love her.

82: If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

Is this the earth?

83: Is the black-bone chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Why?

Black chicken, black chicken can lay white eggs, white chicken can't lay black eggs.

84: When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish?

I forgot to lock the door.

85: What are the benefits of black hair?

Not afraid of tanning

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to commit suicide today?

Sit down in heaven

When is four minus one equal to five?

Cut a corner from something with four corners.

88: Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people?

As long as you don't drink it

There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this?

coffin

90: Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like?

A volume of books

9 1: What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark?

Nobody knows.