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Not long ago, we sent a collection to see what young people have in their refrigerators. As a result, I received an unexpected answer-a little boy put a quilt in the refrigerator for a long time. Two years ago, he was diagnosed with acute leukemia and survived, but he still needs to be careful because of sequelae such as allergies.

Twenty or thirty years old, the brightest time in life, the coming of the future, the coming of hope, but some people have also met greatness. Where will you go? How do they face these losses and impermanence? So there is a new collection: what kind of experiences do young people who have experienced life and death in their twenties have? We want to know what they went through and how this experience shaped them.

We received nearly 400 replies, some of them wrote thousands of words, some told these secrets for the first time, some asked for anonymity, and some said that they would take this opportunity to review their lives for the first time.

In these letters, some people had an accident, such as car accident, drowning, earthquake, kidnapping, some people suffered from serious diseases, some people bid farewell to their relatives and relatives, some people once thought of bidding farewell to this world, and medical students told everything they saw in the emergency room.

These hundreds of life slices have something in common-people often don't spend too much ink to describe the physical pain at the moment of life and death. The first thing that comes to mind is the people they care about, relatives or lovers. These people are the pillars of their lives, sugar and comfort, making people feel that the world is not so desolate.

You will also find that few people can escape from do or die unscathed. People will always lose something: or close relationship, or normal life, great future, or lose some opportunities and choices; Or something small but equally important, such as playing a piano piece, reading with your eyes, and the possibility of sitting in the classroom like a classmate and having a normal class.

What people strive for is survival first, and as important as survival is to love and be loved.

Wen Lin Songta

Editor huaiyang

0 1

Some moments of life and death come from accidents.

"My first reaction was to push the dog out of the car, and my partner's first reaction was to unfasten my seat belt. 」

"I firmly mastered the knowledge of the reaction between sodium and copper sulfate solution and became a beautiful girl who has experienced life and death. 」

@ jiaozi sauce hxx3 104

I climbed Mount Fuji the year before last, just at the final stage of the summit, and all the remaining rocks were undeveloped and needed to be climbed by hand. The weather suddenly changed and we were hit by a typhoon. Like a super hair dryer with full power, it blew wildly at my chest, and my feet were blown off the ground several times, leaving only my hands clutching the stone. Everything in front of us, including the sky, turned milky white and the visibility was less than 3 meters. If you are not careful, you will slip off the cliff and be in a dilemma.

After about 10 minutes, I climbed to the top at a very slow speed and quickly got down from another dirt road with a lower wind speed, and the whole person was blown/soaked. When I came back, I learned from the staff in the store that an emergency mountain closure had been announced before I reached the top, and I was the last one to go down.

@ Shuang Mu

Last June, 5438+065438+ 10, go on road trip deviated from the route, broke eight road poles, rolled over into a ditch, and the front car was deformed as a whole. When the car stopped, people were hanging upside down in their seats and the car was smoking. At that time, my first reaction was to push the dog out of the car, and my partner's first reaction was to unfasten my seat belt and push me out of the car. Thought at that time: I loved my other half and decided to spend the rest of my life with him.

@ Tan Guofeng

A few days before the wedding, on the way to my daughter-in-law's engagement, the car skidded and overturned on the snowy road when it was only ten minutes away from her home. My parents, my uncle, my wife and I were all sitting in the car. From the blank brain to the shock in the back, and then to the cold back in the future, this accident affected my whole mentality. Fortunately, only my parents and I were injured in the head at that time, which was not very serious.

Later, after hard work, I wore a wig and had a wedding.

@ Anonymous

20 15 national day, I just graduated from college. I work in my hometown. He rented a house outside the school to prepare for World War II. I went to see him. On the last day of the holiday, he took me to the railway station. It was raining that day and a car was driving very fast. I was hit by a fly when I was crossing the street. He said that he turned his head and saw me lying on the ground. In an instant, his heart stopped. At the end of February 2020, we broke up. So having experienced life and death is not necessarily immortal love.

@ Beautiful girl who almost lost the window of her heart

In the chemistry experiment class of senior one, because of impatience, I didn't master the chemistry knowledge well, so I threw the sodium block directly into the copper sulfate solution without leaving my head directly above the beaker. Sodium with a strong reaction splashed directly on my eyes. Before the experiment that day, I was still wondering whether I wanted Dai Gang's first pair of glasses. Finally, I wore ... the spilled sodium hit my lens and forehead, and my forehead was burnt, and my eyes were still alive.

Listen carefully in chemistry class and don't get sleepy. It's really a loss of knowledge. I firmly mastered the knowledge of the reaction between sodium and copper sulfate solution and became a beautiful girl who experienced life and death.

Niuyan

That was when I was in junior high school, I went to live at my classmates' grandmother's house. On Sunday morning, she asked me to take a bath. As a result, there were too many people in the bathhouse and the steam was full. I was dizzy when I first went in, and I couldn't get up on the bench. I heard someone calling me, and my voice became more and more blurred, and then I lay naked on the ground. Just when I was about to lose consciousness, I heard many people trying to lift me to the chair next to me naked. They were busy for a long time and didn't lift me. I was about 160 kg at that time. Later, I recovered, climbed into the chair and lay down for a while. My classmate bought an ice cream, and I'll be fine after eating it.

Still have to lose weight, otherwise others can't lift it.

I'm May.

I think it was an accident. Kidnapped by thieves 16 hours for ransom. They got it, took the money and let me go. I am the lucky one among the misfortunes. The previous victim was killed.

Now I can't recall everything that happened in 16 hours. In the ten years after this incident, my relatives left me one by one and fell in front of me. I am sometimes numb, indifferent and sometimes manic about aging, disease, dying and death. I changed from a cheerful and lively young man to a middle-aged man with a split personality.

grazing land

On September 27th, I found myself cheated by telecom for 220,000 yuan. The night before, I went to the cinema to watch the Summer of Mujiro. I am the only one in the cinema, and I feel very peaceful, because I feel comfortable after taking a shower. The next day, a group of friends told me that I was cheated. The cheated money borrowed 6.5438+0.7 million.

I want to change the status quo so much that I can't see the trap under my feet and get into a quagmire. As for why you are in such a hurry, it is a story of 100,000 life segments. I admit I'm a gambler, and I won't look back if I fall dead. I woke up and the world changed. When I went to the police, the police comrade said to me: You have been cheated, which does not meet your academic qualifications. This sentence has been echoing in my mind.

In that group of victims, I watched them talk separately, as if standing in a crowd shuttling back and forth. Two years' work was done for nothing. Can't sleep, mental stress. This state has been light and heavy until now.

@ Takeaway Rider

As a takeaway rider, the closest moment to death is when you are speeding on the road. No one knows which comes first, the destination or the accident. At noon on a rainy day, the system load reached the limit, and each rider was arranged with many lists. My lunch box is full. At an intersection without traffic lights, I turned on the turn signal and turned left. Suddenly a truck came from the right, and the car in front was turning left. I didn't dare to brake, so I subconsciously screwed the throttle to the end. In an instant, I fell out and the car collided with the van. I'm glad I didn't brake, otherwise I would have been squeezed in the middle.

I didn't see any injuries, so I quickly got the car up and looked at the takeout in the lunch box. I sold it to the customer without spilling it, and compensated the customer if it spilled it. By the time everything was finished, my trouser legs were soaked with blood, and there was a long wound that was crushed by my pedal. But life goes on. I'm still a takeaway rider, but the road is much slower and I'm really scared.

@ shimiaoxi

5 12 earthquake. At the moment of the earthquake, I wanted to live, and there were many meaningful things to do. But later, this incident completely changed the course of my life. Although everything at home is happy and calm, I still see through the nothingness in the world and now I am a monk. He is 30 years old and has been a monk for five years.

@Sveta

When I was 9 years old, I went to the park with my parents and sisters. I stepped empty when I crossed a narrow bridge and sank into the water. When sinking slowly, a man jumped in. In my panic, I thought my sister had fallen off the narrow bridge, so I gave her a hard squeeze and let her go up. I don't know how many times I pinched her. After a while, I thought it was my father. He lifted me up. I felt a little touched when I woke up on shore. Facing life and death, my father and I thought of my family-I ignored myself to help my sister who thought I had fallen. Seeing me fall, I jumped to save my father without saying anything.

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02

Some people's moments of life and death come from sudden illness.

"The last meal my mother cooked in my life was a bowl of tomato noodles in 20 16 years. 」

"The strongest feeling is that I am willing to exchange everything for health. 」

Miss Jing

At the beginning of September this year, I had a physical examination, and I had an intestinal ultrasound. After the examination, I was kept by the doctor. Then six times a month, colonoscopy, various CT and MR examinations were performed to diagnose rectal cancer. /kloc-admitted to the hospital in October. My father also died of rectal cancer. The day I was hospitalized was my father's first anniversary. I'm lying in the hospital with the same disease, and I want to faint with pain. I feel like I'm sharing my father's experience. I have thought a lot about how to spend my life, and how to arrange it if I can only live a little time, but I really don't know. The only thing I am sure to do is to live every day well and continue to go to radiotherapy and chemotherapy next week.

Big cats

Brain tumor. In his twenties, he underwent craniotomy for acoustic neuroma 10 hour, and the tumor body was 5.5cm 6cm 7cm. Because of the growth position and size of the tumor, there are still many sequelae after the operation. For example, complete facial paralysis on one side of the face, such as hearing loss on one side, such as irreversible damage of corneal sensory nerve in one eye. Later, I did a lot of repair and improvement operations and took a lot of detours. Three and a half years later, I had an operation to repair my late facial paralysis in Shanghai and regained my smile. I deeply realize that the most beautiful sentence in life is "what is lost is recovered".

In the first few years after the operation, my mentality changed little by little, from despair to slow acceptance, and I learned to live in harmony with these sequelae. I can't hear in my right ear or my left ear. If your eyes are not closed tightly, you will wear goggles when washing your hair for fear that water will cause inflammation. Accepting your own misery is another kind of reconciliation for yourself.

@ Xiao Chen

/kloc-when I was 0/7 years old and got leukemia, I thought about finishing chemotherapy and transplanting bone marrow quickly, and I could go back to school when I recovered almost. But then I couldn't go back to high school because the school said I would drop out of school automatically after two years. I could only find a vocational school to study, and later I went to a junior college. I wanted to enter a key university, but all this was impossible. It is even more painful to see that all my high school classmates have a bright future, but when I look back, many patients have lost to the disease, but I have survived and can't help crying. I didn't know that this bright future was my life.

Mumu

In senior three, twenty days before the second model, I watched my mother experience do or die. A brain tumor that has been quietly growing for several years suddenly bleeds one night and oppresses the nerves, causing the mother's half body to keep twitching. The doctor said that the operation was risky and not sure of success. The next morning, I sent a wechat to the class teacher, saying that I would not take the exam this year. No matter what happens to my mother, I will stay with her. At that time, I felt that I had lost the whole world. The line between life and death has survived, and there are still sequelae.

What saddens me most is that I can now say that the last meal my mother cooked in my life was a bowl of tomato noodles in 20 16 years.

@ le

Father, liver cancer. It was a winter, and the Spring Festival was coming. The hospital is in the center of the busy street, and people are coming and going, which is very lively. It is normal to hold his hand and talk to him warmly in the hospital. Except that I can't eat much, I always say that lying down is uncomfortable. I never believed it. It feels far away.

The ambulance took him home, but he kept saying that it was cold, and it was useless to cover the quilt and warm the stove. Later, I got up to go to the toilet, and suddenly I had blood in my stool, so I couldn't stand up. At 6: 00 a.m. 15, I asked him to answer me. His mother said that his mouth moved and he finally had tears. Later, I put it on the ice bed for several days, and I saw his face far away, black with cold. Later, I put his bones in a box. ......................................................................................................................................................................

What do I think? I am afraid of his pain. My uncle died of liver cancer and collapsed in bed with pain. I'm afraid so is he. Later, he didn't feel so painful, just uncomfortable, lying at night, uncomfortable. After he left, there was a huge gap that could not be filled. You can't share the happiness of children's growth with others. That's our bones. My heart was hooked by a big tiemenguan. My name is engraved on his tombstone. I am a man with a tombstone.

E. Joe

Life and death are uncertain, and this disease has been tormenting myself.

In 20 13, I was diagnosed with psoriasis, which started from my back and spread all over my body, head and arms. I broke up with my boyfriend, saying that this disease affects the next generation. Then my favorite grandma left. The mood is getting worse and worse. Go to bed every night and look at the red spots on your body and the white skin on your bed. Dare not wear short sleeves in summer, dare to wear trousers. Dare not go to the seaside. In the past seven years, I have cried countless times, cooked Chinese medicine, folk remedies and western medicine, applied ointment, and seriously went to the hospital. What is the strongest feeling? It is to adjust your state, be in a good mood, and be in good health to earn money and be independent.

@ Little Hiragi

One night I stayed up late to go to the toilet, thinking I had diarrhea. Looking back, the toilet was full of blood. Ran to mom and dad's room and fainted, and was rushed to the hospital by 120. At that time, the results of the postgraduate entrance examination had not yet come down, but for a moment, I felt that it didn't matter if I didn't pass the exam. Then I want to break up with my boyfriend. I can't delay him. I'm still wondering whether commercial insurance can raise money and reduce the pressure on my parents. The strongest feeling is that I am willing to trade everything for health.

After examination, it was found to be internal hemorrhoids, which was a false alarm.

Ling Yan

Engaged in architectural design industry, the second year after graduation, the unit arranged a project, a scheme design of nearly 500 thousand square meters, only me and another colleague were doing it. For more than two months, I went to work at nine o'clock every morning and got off work at three o'clock in the evening. Finally, on the morning of the last day before bidding, I felt my heart beating very fast. I told the leader that I felt sick and needed to go home and rest. Lying in the rental house, my heart is still pounding. That night, I didn't dare to sleep for fear that no one would know that something had happened to me.

I rested at home for two days, and when I returned to work, I was criticized by the leader, saying that I was so young that I was afraid of hardship and fatigue. I'm not defending anything. After that, chest pain will occur at 1 1 or 12 in the evening. I'm afraid of working all night, and I don't believe in any chicken soup for the soul anymore.

Get out of here tells the story of cancer patients struggling with the disease! Tumor jun "Tuyuan Net

03

Others have been thinking about life and death because of depression.

"I'm not afraid of death, but I have no feeling for this world. 」

"Some people have concluded that those who commit suicide because they can't graduate are psychologically too fragile. People who have not experienced it can't understand it. 」

@ Mi Xiaoxi

Before the National Day, I woke up in the middle of the night, had an acute panic attack, had difficulty breathing, and entered a state of near death. Lying on 120, listening to the monitoring while inhaling oxygen, my father took my hand and imitated my mother to massage my acupoints. In fact, I think his strength and position are wrong. I am very sad, how can I let my elderly father accompany me on 120. He doesn't wear reading glasses and can't even use the self-service payment machine.

Yang zehong

I can't bear this kind of pain after mental illness and unbalanced living conditions. After swallowing the medicine, I felt very relieved, completely relieved. What are you thinking about? Don't bother your uncle.

When I woke up, I was lying in the emergency room of the hospital. After leaving the hospital, I continued to work as usual. I lived in a mental hospital for a while and hurt myself for the second time. Then I quit my job in a listed company and became a flexible employee. I took out my milk tea shop goods and shouted at people I knew, buy buy bought them. When my body recovered to the point where I thought I could go out, I worked as a restaurant waiter for five minutes, three days a week, and my face and heart were swept away. Two months later, I transferred to a Hong Kong-owned bakery as a clerk, working 20 hours a week. My colleagues are simple and harmonious, and I feel very safe.

This collection is probably the only time to really stop and look at the past experience. I feel sorry for my former self and hurt my partner's heart. Now while working, explore what you are suitable for, but don't be too unnatural, valuable and profitable. What I am afraid of is not death, but that I have no feelings for the world.

@ Xiao

The day before the doctoral graduation and the graduation thesis was submitted for review, the tutor refused to submit the thesis for review and refused to graduate anyway. At that time, I had found a good job and was waiting to graduate to practice, but because my tutor postponed, my job was gone. My tutor said that my graduation thesis was not innovative, valuable and meaningless, but I finished both the topic opening and the mid-term defense, and the design of my graduation thesis was not denied, but it was completely overturned at the last minute. All efforts and forbearance turned into jokes.

I can't stand the conclusion that people who commit suicide because they can't graduate are "psychologically weak". People who have not experienced it can't understand it.

@ Anonymous

During my PhD, I jumped into the Yangtze River, but I didn't sink and climbed up again. It seems that death is not so easy. I tried to sink several times, but I couldn't sink, and then I gave up. Then there was the outbreak of the epidemic. I was isolated for more than three months, living alone, having a lot of time to think about life every day, and suddenly realized what kind of person I am. I gave up my doctorate and went to a new city.

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04

These people's life and death choices are related to gender.

"It is my 2-and-a-half-year-old child who supports me and just wants to see him for one more minute. 」

"I changed from a little girl looking forward to a better life to an unmarried person. 」

Zhangye

I gave birth to a child with massive bleeding, lost a quarter of his blood and almost had his uterus removed. I saw a dying person going to sleep in a TV series before, and the result is true. I almost fell asleep at that time. The doctor keeps calling me and talking to me. I thought at that time, the child's face is so soft. I'm going to die before I hug him. Later, I was still in poor health and always got sick. I had three operations in five years, but it's good to be alive.

@ Miss Cherry

20 19, 18, 2 months later, because the cough did not improve, the chest pain was unbearable, and a large tumor was seen in the chest. I was admitted to the respiratory department, and all kinds of examinations and treatments didn't help at all. At this time, I found myself pregnant.

After the abortion, the child was transferred to thoracic surgery and was initially diagnosed as lung cancer. A huge tumor and two lobes were removed by thoracotomy, and the immunohistochemical examination showed Hodgkin's lymphoma. Then I went to the cancer hospital. The doctor said that the lungs were cut in vain and the chest was opened in vain. The most effective method for Hodgkin's lymphoma is chemotherapy, followed by chemotherapy and radiotherapy. 19 12 9 radiotherapy is over and reborn.

The strongest feeling is not pain, but the desire to live. Once moderately depressed, it seems to get better in an instant. It is my 2-and-a-half-year-old child who supports me and just wants to see him for one more minute.

@ Almond

165438+1October 8th, sudden ectopic pregnancy. I was in class when I suddenly had a terrible stomachache. I rushed to the toilet and began to sweat. When I came out of the toilet, I collapsed to the ground in shock. Colleagues took an ambulance to the hospital and went directly to the ICU. I was immediately pushed into the operating room, and my husband signed a critical notice.

Because of the nature of work, my husband and I have been licensed for more than half a year and have no time to hold a wedding. This is what I regret most. In the hospital, my husband cried all the way while watching my B-ultrasound results. Seeing him cry, I felt distressed and comforted him. When I was awake, I told my husband that I loved him very much. I got my mobile phone when I recovered, and when I saw what my husband sent me during the rescue, I felt that I didn't marry the wrong person. As a newlywed couple, this life-and-death encounter between two people also made me understand what husband and wife are. A life and death can witness love and the rest of my life better than a wedding. But I still want to have a wedding. I want to tell you the story of my critically ill notice.

@ Xiao Kai

I was raped by a distant relative in the first and second grades of primary school, and I was afraid to tell my parents. On the third day of my life, my first period lasted for three months, so I had to ask my father to take me to the hospital. Some neighbors and relatives heard about it and said that I am no longer a girl. I don't think I can ever wash it off. I might as well die. I took the only two dollars in my pocket to buy rat poison, and wandered around the market for a long time without finding it.

Then suddenly one day I thought, it's not my fault. Why should I die for it? What's more, my parents are very good, and I should live a good life. Then I told my mother about being bullied, but because I was in the countryside, my consciousness was not high, and my mother was old, and I didn't say anything, so I stopped contacting those relatives.

Then I want to study hard and be an educated person to protect myself. Studying hard is really useful. I walked out of that small village, went to high school in big cities, and went to universities and medical schools in bigger and more developed cities. Now I am a doctor, and I am doing well. The only thing is that I don't trust men and can't get out of that shadow. From a little girl looking forward to a better life, she became an unmarried person.

The story goes like this. After being raped, the woman decided to find the man who raped her.

05

Because they have seen life and death, they choose to save others' lives.

"Realizing regret in heartbreak, life is long and short. 」

"I was a little happy at the moment of diagnosis, because I found it myself, and it was a feeling of applying what I have learned. 」

@ Crick

When I was in the fifth grade of primary school, I always felt very tired for several months. I went to the hospital for examination, and the doctor gave me glucose to supplement my energy, and then I fell into a coma. At that time, I didn't know why I was rescued, and there were various symptoms of renal failure and brain edema. I hung glucose until the third day and was diagnosed with diabetes. Use insulin and hemodialysis to rescue him immediately.

When I was lying in the hospital bed, I felt as if I was dreaming, as if everyone I knew appeared in my dream. I can't see, but I can hear. I can feel the pain when I prick the needle. In my dream, I can combine the information I heard and felt with my previous real life imagination to rationalize it. From then on, I wanted to know what consciousness is.

Now he is a doctoral student in neurobiology. Although I have long known that this major is not good for employment, I almost want to study this major and understand the biological basis of consciousness.

Jiang Mumu avocado

A malignant tumor of 20 15 made me undergo two operations and 12 courses of chemotherapy, which can be said to be suffering in hell and almost hollowed me out. Even now, the thought of chemotherapy rooms and hospitals scares me. I wish it was over.

I was a medical student. Before I got sick, I was on my way to becoming a doctor. To change, I am more concerned about the health of people around me now. Life is too short to catch too few things. Seeing so many patients in the hospital, I deeply felt the fierceness and ruthlessness of the disease. For patients, a little warmth in the world is all the light. I want to be a doctor, even if I can only give patients a little light, it is enough.

Bisan

I'm an intern in the emergency room. I met a girl my age, 2 1 year old, who died strangely. When she arrived, her heart had stopped. She didn't have any basic diseases in the past. She went out to play on holiday two days ago, giving up rescue and sorting out the body. The teachers are out. I took a piece of gauze to wipe the stain on her face, as if to wipe my own face. Suddenly, her eyes are sour. I want to tell her that you have worked hard.

And my grandfather, who was dying when he arrived. He has an intestinal infarction. It is clear that there is still hope for treatment in my hometown, but my family's insistence on coming to Beijing's top three hospitals is irreparable. Grandpa always has a kind smile on his face.

And my grandmother, who died of heart failure. I asked if I knew my situation. My grandmother said that she told her child that she was cured, but the child disagreed and said that she would be cured anyway. Only then did I know that grandma insisted on the painful days in the emergency room for her family, and her family had to treat her. This is mutual satisfaction and love.

Coming out of the emergency room, I found that people were still fighting for all kinds of unimportant things. People who have seen life and death, doctors and nurses seem to bring a kind of simplicity. Simplicity and sympathy, no hypocrisy. An old man clamored for tape when he left, or he would go home again. A nurse put a new roll of tape in grandpa's hand and said, Grandpa, take it home.

@ Demian

I am a medical student. 20 19, junior year, 20 years old. I was diagnosed with malignant melanoma. This is the closest moment to my death.

Perhaps a little strange, I was a little happy at the moment of diagnosis, because I found it myself. Before the diagnosis, I suspected malignant melanoma. This is a feeling that I can use what I have learned to help myself. High school wants to do a Chinese question and ask what slogan is most suitable for hanging in the hospital. There is an option called "life and death are determined by fate, and wealth is all in the sky." This sentence is the most comforting thing for me at that stage. "It is a long and short life to realize regret in heartbreak." My understanding and belief in medicine supported my whole treatment process.

Now, apart from routine immunotherapy, my life has not changed, but my mentality has changed a lot. During my internship, I have been in contact with various tumor patients and their families, and I feel more empathy. Really realized the doubts and suspicions of patients when they didn't know their illness, as well as the panic and fear when they learned their illness. When facing them, there is always a kind of compassion, sometimes healing, often helping and always comforting.

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