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Why did Sung River accept harness?
"To ping lu, protect the people on sale. The sun and the moon often hang loyalty and courage, and dust blocks evil. 」
Although Song Jiang is a small official in Yuncheng, he is also a Shandong native who grew up reading sage books. Cultivate one's morality, put one's family in order, rule the country and level the world naturally planted roots in Song Jiang's heart. There are only two ways to rule the country and level the world. One is the white snake uprising like Liu Bang, and the other is "learning martial arts with words and selling them to the royal family."
The real Song Jiang rebelled in history, and the ending was not successful. Sung River in the Water Margin was embraced, and then Fang La was embraced, which at least realized Sung River's wish of "protecting the country and benefiting the people".
In fact, rationally speaking, Song Jiang's "road to harness" is the best way for the leaders of water margin.
First become an outlaw and become a bandit, constantly pulling people into the water. When it becomes bigger, it will become a threat to the court. The suppression failed, so naturally we should talk about it. Talking about asking officials to give officials and asking for money. The so-called "murder and arson" is also a fact.
In the history of China, many people did things according to Song Jiang's routine. For example, Li Zicheng, a rebel general in the late Ming Dynasty, was constantly wooed. When Li Zicheng drove his troops to the gates of Beijing, he also wanted to be wooed and begged the king. With Li Zicheng's strong military strength, he still regards woo as a good way out. How can a small Liangshan castellan Song Jiang do it? Do you really want to rebel?
Throughout the ages, many people rebelled. Really, how many? From the perspective of future generations, Sung River lived in a decadent and gloomy era, but at that time, it was actually a rectification movement and prosperity. China's famous genre painting "The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" depicts the time when Song Jiang lived!
Rebellion in troubled times still has a low success rate. Isn't it a fair death honors the whole world?
If you are Song Jiang, you are a Song Jiang who has been attacking classics since childhood and has grown into a Machiavellian. What do you want? Are you willing to just be a small official in Yuncheng and lead a mediocre life? Of course you don't! Sung river also don't want to!
If you are Song Jiang, you don't want to be mediocre all your life, but you are stabbed with Jiangzhou and accidentally mention anti-poetry. What would you do if you had to become a fugitive? Is it really necessary to have a bloody battle at the mouth of Xunyang River? Do you really want to laugh at Huang Chao's husband? It's okay to talk when you're drunk, but you can still say such dirty words when you wake up?
Rebellion? It's easier said than done. Rebellion is not a treat to dinner, not an essay, not painting and embroidery, not so elegant, so leisurely, so gentle. But ask for one!
So, if you are Song Jiang, you really have the strength, and wooing is the best way out!
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