A selection of jokes about coaxing girlfriends.

1, if people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to their faces.

2, women are plump, thin is slim, high is slender, and short is exquisite! Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd. There is no justice!

3. If today's girl walks in the ancient streets and is dragged back by the emperor to wait on her bed and wash her face at night, will she be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

4, because of my introverted personality, I have never been able to rush to check out!

Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, if you are unhappy, you have to be together.

When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in my wallet. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.

7. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him!

8. Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

9. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add filters to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like it, the second changes to the original picture. God, was I blind?

10, primary school consumes pencils, middle school consumes notebooks, high school consumes brains, and universities consume traffic.