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A composition thought of by mahjong

China, as an ancient civilization, has a lot of national quintessence, but in my opinion, mahjong is really carried forward by China people, the so-called "one billion people and 900 million hemp"

The most important thing about mahjong is that it is always full of uncertainty. Unlike chess, both sides are in the same position at first. You have two cars, I have two cars, you have two horses and I have two horses. Unlike poker, there is an absolute difference in size, for example, K is greater than Q. ..

Idle is idle, and this life is just like playing mahjong. Seven points of luck, three points of skill. Playing cards is like your background, unfair but impossible to choose. Some people just started playing cards, or listened while eating. Some people are short of cards, and maybe one of them hasn't come to work yet. . This is destiny. Similarly, in life, it is hard to say that being fat is better than being thin, and it is hard to say that men are better than women. This can only be concluded in specific circumstances, just as you can't say that nine is greater than six.

However, what you can do is how to play this deck well and how to make the cards in your hand realize value. Even if everyone else's cards are shuffled in the end, you have adjusted the cards to the best state. This process is also worth enjoying. For example, when you only have a pair of 9 cakes and 79,000 yuan, when you catch a pair of 9 cakes and touch an 80,000 yuan, every friend who plays mahjong can feel the joy. It's like a rescue in the predicament of life, which rekindles hope.

Of course, you may not be able to play good cards. Some people listen to cards for three times, grab whatever they want, and so on. Just like life, there is no such thing as fairness.

If you play without making a fool of yourself, people will often be strangled, just like in life, you have the ability but may not have the opportunity to show it. Furthermore, someone may deliberately let your "ability" not play out.

On the mahjong table, watch the house, resist the house, and die. Intrigue and intrigue are as serious and tragic as a war. What deception, cunning, risk, mystifying, out of thin air, are often interpreted incisively and vividly in the poker field. The four people on the table seem to go their own way, but sometimes they are United. Just like a few days ago, a family put down an open bar and two dark bars, and one of them was dark, so they went to listen. Faced with this situation, the other three stood on the same front and smashed all the cards. At this time, the family preparing for Hu Da also wanted to find someone to give him an injection. Of course, if a Hu card can guarantee not to lose, he will definitely be Hu ... just like human society has no absolute friends and no absolute enemies, only absolute interests.

At the mahjong table, regardless of the level, people's words and deeds often reveal some information, such as eating or not, swearing and playing cards hard. These are the sources of information. We should learn to analyze, just like in life, we should learn to read minds, learn to collect information, and learn to analyze the implied information of other people's behavior. As I said before, there must be someone on the mahjong table who is mystifying and making something out of nothing. You must master everyone's habits and know yourself. This is especially true in life, so it is necessary to be able to distinguish between true and false information so as not to hinder others.

Don't be proud if you win, and don't be discouraged if you lose. As long as you are on the operating table, the outcome is still undecided. Just as people are alive, they should be full of hope and indomitable spirit. We may not have started well enough, but playing the cards well is king. Never give up easily. Maybe what you gave up was a historical surprise. But you need not be too tired. If this card really has no nuts, then you won without firing. You don't have to pursue anything too much. What is yours is yours. If you don't expect it, you don't expect it. It's like sometimes you lose a card, and you may get it back. The charm of mahjong is that you never know what card you will get next. Everything is full of variables. Life is like this, you never know who you will meet at the next intersection and what opportunities you will meet.

Mahjong is like life, life is like mahjong. ...