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Kneel down and beg the great god to give me a lantern riddle about New Year's Day! ! !
92. There are eleven people in a family and twenty people in a family. If the two families are combined, everything will be fine. 93. A little more than a kilo. 94. Bite off the oxtail. 95. Go and be a bailiff. 96. Do two things at once. 98. You can't guess the work with three words. 99. There are five strokes in a word, and the last stroke is 100. Firefly 600. Standing with only one foot and one foot 102. With feet and hands, thieves can't escape 103. 104 It's hard to say. Someone laughed at 105. I can't remember what I said. I can't see 107. I changed my mind again 108. My father-in-law 109. It was all at the sports meeting. Goodbye 1 1 1. Goodbye 165438+. Plant trees 1 15. Catch half and run half 1 16. Woodpecker 1 17. Autobiography 1 18. Be arrogant, everyone hates 165438+.
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Category of place names (guess the names of China or foreign provinces and cities):
1 .Forbidden City 2. Looking forward to dawn 3. Rush to the finish line. A city with only men. Go to the toilet and count to six. It's neither too cold nor too hot. The initial letter is 8. Longevity 9 Great Gobi 10. Everyone laughs at you 1 1. Talk big and brag 12. The judge entered the sheepfold 15. He can't tell high from low 16. Very calm 17. Gobi city 18. Green boat at sea 19. Airmail letter 20 2 1 at night. Gold, silver, copper and iron. Awakening earth 23. The old lady can't get on. Hang the gun on the butt. Hero club 29. Rabbit at the crossroads 30. Double happiness 3 1. Land and water are impassable. Flowers bloom in four seasons. Join the army for my father. No.35 Xiannvling. Have a nice trip. The harvest is very busy all the year round. It rains on cloudy days, and the north wind blows 38. Firefly 39. The postal route is impassable. Pearl Harbor 465438+
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Food category:
1. Hundreds of sisters, thousands of sisters, sleep in the same bed, each with a quilt. This baby is not afraid of the sun. It's strange to wear, with a red shirt inside and a sack outside. 3. We don't sow in spring, and it doesn't bloom in all seasons. It tastes delicious and chews without residue. 4. Drink a bowl of water in the pool, laugh, scold and limp. 5. Red pockets, green pockets, some people are afraid. There is a white goblin under the green canopy. 9. Wearing a red robe and a green hat, sitting in the mud, dull, 10. Roots don't fall to the ground, leaves don't bloom, they are sold in the street, and they don't grow in the garden. Seven or eight brothers sat around the pillar. When everyone broke up, their clothes were torn.
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Category of supplies:
1. Not too big. The painting was full, and I carried a paper bag on my back and traveled all over the world. 2. Less long, much shorter. Dozens of brothers are sitting on several sides, and when they see someone coming, they will pass over your head. An eccentric old man, with a burden on his shoulders, is upright and eccentric. 5. Look at it, but it's like ice. She tasted sweet and sour first. 8. If you don't grab it, throw it when you get it. The more I like it, the more I want to fight. 9. Born in the mountains, they are all the same color. At your home, there are green and red 10. Strike a boat with iron, and the matchmaker is in it. After hitting the water, it will dry up to 1 1. Xiao Bai A family is divided into two houses. There are many sisters in the two houses. More than less, less than more. A thing goes back and forth, with only teeth and no mouth. 15. A cow, with two heads, drinks water here and flows there. Some people go out all the time when they are not used or used. If you want to break your leg, 18. At home, the face is white, and when you go out, you can reach it far and near. If you don't go home, 19. Your mouth is as big as a city gate, your teeth weigh seven or eight pounds, and you have eyes all over and only one tail.
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Animals:
1. The elder sister barked in the tree, and the second sister got a fright. The third sister hits with a stick, and the fourth sister lights up (four bugs). 2. Walking in the field, strung in the ditch, carrying a needle and forgetting the thread. 3. Bones, bones, eyes, bones, feet, hands and bone vests. 4. The sides of the beard are not very upturned, and the mouth is always wonderful. Eyes patrol like lights at night and sleep during the day. five
8. Wearing a red hat and a white robe, walking and putting on airs, talking and stretching his neck. 9. Tie two hairs on your head, wear a flowered cheongsam, do not work all day, only know that you are happy and carefree. Bend a big bow and wear a string of tassels on your head. Wear filial piety when you are alive and red 1 1 when you die. Fight for me, fight for you. Welcome guests to 13. Sit like a dog, not as tall as a dog, without ears and hair. 14. The knife floats with eyes but no hair. 15. Hairy eggs can only jump but not run. 16. One grain of rice, three tablets, no bones and no blood. Wearing leather all year round is 19. I have a sharp mouth and a long tail. I went to the South Garden to steal vegetables and left my son and daughter at home. I don't know if there will be an answer after returning home. 20. Sit, lie, stand, walk and sit.
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Country name:
1. Rehearsal 2. The siege is progressing smoothly. The answer is in Shandong 4. Looking forward to Winter 5. Artificial hill 6. Goods are not wholesale. See you tomorrow. I just want to make more money.
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Crossword puzzle:
1 .package 2. Qin 3. Fu 4. Last name 5. Tea 6. Sorry, 7. Gate eight. Zhuo 9. Ya 10。 Tuan 1 1。 solid
12.Ge 13。 Xue 14. Ice 15. Miao 16. Huai 17. Hao 18. Xiang 19. Cluster 20. Take 265438+.
23. cooking 24. Candle 25. A few 26s. Feather 27. Dress up 28 A fine of 29. Half past eight. Take 3 1. Claw 32. Open 33. Sleepy.
34. ling 35. Ji 36. Shout 37. Wu 38. Fans 39. Bundle 40. Dark 4 1. You are 42. Friend 43. Tea 44. Tian.
45. Only 46. Meat 47. You are 48. Cut 49. People are 50. Health 5 1. Family 52. There are 53. Fat 54. Sorry, 55. Heavy.
56. Li 57. Lucky 58. He 59. Please choose Zhuang as the satisfactory answer.
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