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Seeking the full text of Zhenhe Wang's novels
Schubert has nothing to say to us.
Henry James: The Portrait of a Lady
There is always Hubert in life.
Will remain silent and correct. ...
People in the village are laughing behind their backs; When I am in front of him, I am not afraid of his anger, or it may be because he is deaf! .
Wanfa is not completely deaf: a sharp and corrosive word can still penetrate into his eardrum. This is really a very regrettable thing.
Book a fresh meal (a good meal) at Kerry's restaurant. Every time Wan Fa pulls an ox cart back. Today, he finally has a cow and a car! It costs thirty dollars to drive someone else's goods with your own ox cart. Business is ok. Compared with before, he lives a comfortable life now! Earn as much as you can and spend as much as you can. There is no need for him to supply daily necessities at home. After he got out of prison, he did nothing and never thought about it again. If you have money, you should go to duck. You have never been so happy in your life! Everyone in the village laughed at him and laughed at him. There is really no way not to listen to a word. Two ears are really generous to the whole world. Wan Fa may feel more at ease, especially now that he is holding the bottle of Jane's wine to comfort him.
Sit down. The owner of the restaurant hurried up to him, greeted him politely, and couldn't get a word into his eardrum. He watched the silent film and only saw the repeated opening and closing of the boss's charred lips. One moment he was in a hurry to bite the bone that had just been snatched away by a hungry dog, and the next moment he seemed to be dozing off. What does he know? ! It looks ridiculous. Wan smiled and finally found someone who could make him laugh. This is very rare. A mouth with nearly ten thousand ears, he wants to say something. The shopkeeper repeated what he had just said in an extremely strong voice, which didn't sound like a skinny person like him at all.
"Fried dish dew snail meat! A bowl of spaghetti. " Wan Fa looked at the boss's bald head.
"Come to the bar? There is red dew that has been stored for ten years. "
The beer that bribed Jane was piled on the table, and Wan Fa's head was rolled up and shook, much like the description of a deaf person who refused something.
Where the two tables are far apart, there are four or five villagers playing (eating) around the table, eating and drinking. One of them squinted at Wanfa, and I didn't know what he said. The others immediately stopped boxing. Military training action turned around, staring at Wan Fa like that, a face of contempt, not blindly training Mu Yan. Another one started talking, and then he laughed so hard that the whole person would break in half. Infected with a strange infectious disease, others laughed out of shape. One looks like his head is bigger than his swollen chest. Huo Ran stretched out his hand to warn everyone to keep it down. His eyes glanced nervously at Wan Fa. First of all, I looked straight at my waist, touched my ear with one hand, exaggerated my mouth, evil and malicious.
"Is a smelly ear lang (deaf)! Not afraid of him. If he could hear, maybe this wouldn't happen! "
A word rang into a gong and got into the ears of the doorman. The reverberation is lingering! In the first few days after he got out of prison, he would suddenly blush and meet someone laughing at him. Now his face won't wrinkle for a while, and he deserves to smile at these people.
These are not his. After straightening his head, he still drinks, and he drinks very badly.
The lid of this bottle of wine for Jane on the table was pried open and it was full. Just as I was about to take a sip, Wan Fa's chest suddenly felt anxious and nauseous. Almost everyone has this feeling, drinking Jane's wine at a time.
Things have come to this. Jane did all this.
Maybe I gave too much in my last life. From the beginning of being sensible, Wanfa is trapped in giving money; After marrying Ah, life was particularly bad. After dad died, he was given three or four gardens. They planted all kinds of vegetables and grass, but refused to plant any. The planting of pneumonia grass has been going well for a year, and the stems are getting taller every day, which seems to be about to be dug up. There was a very heavy rain that year and the garden was washed away. I didn't know where the pneumonia grass was buried, so I was busy fleeing the air raid soon. At this time, he suffered from ear disease. According to him, when I washed my body, I got sewage in my ears. The air raid couldn't find a doctor, and he thought it didn't matter. Later, when the pain was unbearable, Fang went to the doctor for help. The doctor is a gynecologist. It's a little technical to treat his ears by treating women in that place. He was only treated as deaf for eight minutes. Every time I find a position, I am quickly dismissed. Everyone thinks he listens too carefully. You should make a hullabaloo about when you talk to him like a quarrel. Later, I came to the village and settled down near the cemetery. Pulling an ox cart during the day and sharing some porridge with the owner of the ox are barely passable. It's just that this wife gambles well and sells her daughter if she loses too much. All three girls have been dumped; Only two men are not for sale, so maybe we are going to keep them as an interest! No wonder their lives have returned to primitive times.
On the right hand side of the cemetery path, stands their hut, like an old man standing in the extremely cold air, how narrow it is! It's not the only one. There is a toilet a little further away. There is a family living in that hut. They can't stand the horror of the graveyard at night. They moved to a popular place in the village a year ago. In this way, the room is very empty, as if it were a place for ghosts to rest.
Now there are only 10,000 rounds left, interacting with ghosts in these four gaps. No wonder I noticed someone moving into an empty hut. A Hao was very excited and quickly told Wanfa the important news.
"Someone has moved in! Have company! Don't be afraid of ghosts coming in the middle of the night! "
This news cannot be overwhelming. I can't do a penny. I have been used to half my life in a silent world-it doesn't matter if I have one less person and one more companion.
Drag a dry sweatshirt on the pole to cover the naked upper body. There's only one sweatshirt. Take off the washed clothes at night, and the water will be almost dry enough to wear out at noon the next day. Ben has two substitutes. Recently, the boss went to work in the city and brought an extra one of his. The poor family is not poor, the poor road is poor and the father will be wronged! Instead of visiting his new neighbor, he wore a hat to catch the ox cart. A Hao chased out the door, his hands on his waist, parentheses in arithmetic, and thin I-Yu around the arc, so there were no twists and turns of numbers to make his heart beat faster.
"Being a neighbor, don't look at others. Maybe people lack a hand and foot arrangement! " A good mouth has reached my ears!
Wanfa pretended not to hear and strode away.
Than at dusk, Wan Fa will come back. Sitting on the ground in front of the door, smoking a very thick and spicy cigarette, he still didn't mean to visit the new community in the past, although it was only two steps away. A Hao's tone suddenly became very complaining, referring to the new comer next door.
"Dry-no dependents, arhat feet (bachelor). Lu Gang's here, say e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e! Damn it, I thought there would be a woman! "
He swallowed his cigarette silently. I concluded that he didn't hear the accurate report from the other party and his body was very close to him. A Hao is going to do some more reporting.
"Stop nagging, I'm not deaf and can't hear." 、。
"oh! Still not deaf? " A Hao put his mouth to his ear again, as if he could swallow all his hair in one bite. "Crows laugh at pig black, hum!"
In the next few weeks, Wanfa still didn't want to visit the people in Lugang. I'm really afraid that my ear disease will uglify others' impression of myself. I don't know why, and I've never seen this appraisal come and get acquainted. For example, I borrowed a hammer here. I just moved here recently, and it is inevitable that I will hammer. At night, I watched them close the door early and die. Is it because I am afraid that female ghosts will stick to him? Although I have never met him, Wanfa knew this Lugang boy very well at the beginning. Almost every day, A Hao has information about this Lugang boy for him to judge. The new neighbor, in his mid-thirties-ten years younger than him, surnamed Jane, who is in the clothing business, went to the village and rented an empty hut near the grave. I don't know what good it will do. Gradually, Wan Fa and Jane became very good friends, although she still hasn't met Jane.
"Is he eating?" The voice he asked had a lot of concern.
"I didn't notice this," A Hao cocked his head and looked at the thatched cottage where Jane lived. "Maybe cook it yourself. Niang, you have to do business and cook. What a skill it is for a single person to have hands! "
Finally, he met his surname Jane and got along well.
When he saw Jane approaching, he opened his mouth one by one, as if chewing something, or maybe talking. A crane named Jane jumped in front of him and his feet didn't have to land. Mm-hmm.-It smells abnormal. Cover your nose for fear of rudeness, but don't stop? Into the depths of the limb socket, there seems to be tinea to rent him. If you don't pay the rent for years, start kicking it out! I can't stand it. Just listening to him babbling, the big steamed bread was gagged and I couldn't guess a word. Wanfa Hongpu laughed hard at the most eye-catching place in the quarrel. For a long time, his lips became numb and couldn't close properly! Sometimes I answer a few words and catch a glimpse of the description on Jane's thin face. The answers are irrelevant! Shit-this ear, this ear! Wan Fa suddenly felt a little disgusted with the Lugang people he knew so well.
A Hao came out and waved to the clothes seller. The clothes seller approached her and took the needle and thread from her hand. O improve nearly ten thousand rounds:
"This is Mr. Jane! He borrowed a needle and thread. He said that he should have come to talk to you a long time ago, but the business was too busy, and Dahei had to go out early. " The voice is very high, as if talking to thousands of people.
I turned around and said something to Jane. She covered her ears with her fingers very quietly and shook her head exaggeratedly. Explain his deafness. I have to! Jane's face lit up as if she had found something shocking; My eyes glanced at me again, like an organ missing from Wan Fa's face. In the past, this moment-the moment when I was assigned to make decisions-was the most hateful, but now it is very common. "
"Your business is good!" Find a sentence.
"Nothing!" A Hao read the name of Jane to Wan Fa, but she didn't listen to the words. "What did Mr. Jane ask you to do?" -——
"Oh!" Hold on to it and throw it to the clothes dealer who laughs and laughs at himself. "Give people a cart."
"Are you okay? ! "When he got an electric shock, his body, surnamed Jane, shuddered, and his hands quickly reached into his limbs, making his hair rustle and itch to his bones! Draw your mouth as a diagonal. These two simple sentences were finally heard, and it was the first time that this loudspeaker was not used.
"Do three bowls of porridge to drink. If you want an ox cart, you can earn a little more. " Ok, Jane is asking how much the ox cart costs. "The roof is relatively old, about three or four thousand yuan. What? Go to first place? Oh! Where can I find money? Besides, I'm almost fifty, and I can't earn that much money. Haven't you heard that if you don't accumulate wealth at forty, you will die poor all your life. "
There will be such a friendship almost every night in the future. A Hao sat between two men and acted as a hearing aid. Simplicity is still strong and spicy; My hand always sticks into my armpit, which is itchy and addictive. Sometimes it's simple to just chat with A Hao; She always asks Watson in the city and whispers. In this case, Wan Fa slept with his property first. When did they talk about it?
At three o'clock (often), A Hao also visited Liao, surnamed Jane, and talked with him for a while to help him mend and wash. Jane herself said that she had known her parents since she was a child, and she lived outside for half her life, so she didn't care about him as much as Jane did. It is often he who insists that A Hao take his family to places where there are problems in selling clothes. Wanfa doesn't have to worry about taking off the washed undershirt at night. Can you do it completely the next day?
Later, Wan Fa often dropped in to thank him, right? Wanfa also practiced hard to smell the smell of tile construction. This is really hard to get.
Jane's business seems to be booming, and she always feels short of hands and feet. Later, he said what he was thinking and understood. After listening to this exciting plan, she likes to go home and report:
"I have good news for you!" Seeing Wan Fa lying on the mat, she put her hand on his shoulder. "Tell you a good news! Jane's business is too busy, so she wants us to help him, give him 200 yuan a month (one month's salary or salary) and barely eat! A mother! Where can I find such a happy thing? Shit.-you can't make much money in a month. what do you think? Wu is eleven years old. It's time to go out and be a gangster! "
Spending more than 200 a month will only make life easier. What's wrong with that? "Let Mr. Jane worry about our Ah Wu!" I spoke calmly, but I lay down again, and a quiet joy flashed through my mouth. "
A Hao sat on the bench with his legs bent. "When I get to the month of Awu, I'm going to catch some piglets to raise. Dry-how much feed you can save by growing your own sweet potato vegetables. Niang, the pork market has always been optimistic, not afraid of not making money. "
The next day, Wu went to work and helped the Lugang people named Jane push a cart of clothes to the village to sell them. A Hao usually walks around the village sparsely, but now he often follows them and does some business. Sometimes she will pick a bunch of aunt leaves and sell them to kill pigs and ducks. Thai half is like this. As soon as she sold the money, she won or lost with that gentleman, but it was very confidential and spy-proof, and Wanfa didn't know it. Jane knows all about bulk items. A Hao did not shy away from him. Even if it is sent to Wanfa, it will be in vain. Wanfa never knows what he is talking about! Besides, he likes this art a little himself. Later, I often saw Jane and A Hao go to chariots and horses together and played ten pairs.
It seems that after a long time, people in the village began to tell this joke! "Wang Ge said, Liu Geying won't look so funny in the photo. Jane's clothes dealer hooked up with A Hao! Someone looked at them from a distance near the ridge, and it was not very nice behind the place where people raised pigs. When it rains, the sky is full of water and the ground is covered with mud. It is said that the two of them are still in the mud, and the mud rises beautifully! There is a saying that quarrelsome people are desperate, and those who are greedy for love are indifferent to diseases.
"Don't tell the truth, A Liang is at least ten fingers bigger than the clothes vendor and can be his mother! It's okay to have a look. Partial-hum! Good pig, eight sister-in-law, not four or two thin, with a mouth as big as a pit (toilet)! Is it too difficult to hold a washboard on your chest? I wonder what that idiot in Lugang likes about her? " People in the village all talk like this.
Wan Fa, listen carefully. He left a month and a half ago. The fortifications of his ears are not simple either. When the news broke into Ercheng, he was so confused, no wonder he didn't have the chance to meet such a thing before! After that, there was an inexplicable surprise in my heart, which ruined his life all the time. In fact, there are still people sneaking around with her-and they are all younger than her. Is it beautiful or ugly? After the reply, Jane's surname came with subtle hatred, and at the same time reminded him of his unique underarm body odor: Jane's surname dampened his already powerless ambition! After that, there was a murderous look on his face. Show the thief the stolen goods and catch them in pairs. Jane, you wait! After the answer, you heard wrong! Maybe there is no such thing at all! Maybe it is really wrong; A Hao and several people named Jane are not shy, talking and laughing in front of him. Or maybe they forged it and didn't know there was a rumor. Suddenly broke two places, and related to the stop, people will suspect that it must be unclean from beginning to end. The mountain in my heart has reached this point, and Wanfa has not violently protested against the man named Lugang, and has even launched a revolution. I just don't want to go to Jane's cabin anymore.
Lugang people put away their business at 6 o'clock in the second half of the afternoon and ordered food at the noodle restaurant with Brother Wu. When he transferred home, he slept in the residence of Lugang people. At night, people in Lugang are used to squatting in the hair, their tongues are involved in their throats, and they are talking, just like foreign devils. With the convenience of Erqin, Wanfa didn't talk to the people in Lukang. Remember what it looks like to make Jane's eyes clear. He won't be so stupid as not to know anything. ..... This sweatshirt, this pair of rough trousers, and the memory of my own benefits. Sometimes I ask him short questions in case he says something like "kick down the ladder". Never let A Hao and Jane be alone again until Jane comes home. No sooner had I entered the room to sleep than my hand fell heavily on A Hao's chest. It's not that I don't want to love, but that I'm being guarded by people! It's never too late to mend! He always comes back early in the afternoon, and there are always few ox carts. Maybe he heard the story of Pan Jinlian and learned to do less business and take good care of his wife!
Every night he is under such martial law, except that night-the night when the moon is bright and round.
Starting from the 5th, A Hao never caught the piggy and forgot to mention it. Knowing that her forgetfulness is intentional, Wanfa doesn't force her to try to remember such a thing. Excluding lunch and cigarettes, the money you send home every month is only over 240 cents. Thirty days a month. It is ok to have a meal in the morning and evening, but it can't be said to be easy. Dried radish porridge-eat it all year round. So, A Hao took the salary of the fifth person and set up several meals. He was happy for many days and nights, and he was not busy checking how the money was spent. That night, I prepared rice, crucian carp soup and fried white bamboo shoots. Wanfa ate five bowls of vegetables in a row. See how he wolfs down his food. A Hao was so cold that he made a strange noise in his throat, as if he were burping.
"Oh!" Pour the last spoonful of crucian carp soup into an empty soup bowl, and A Hao shrugged. "This world! You haven't eaten! Oh, you want to pack rice? Oh-"
Wanfa's cheeks are burning with food, as if he were drunk. A real meal can be intoxicating. Before 7: 30, he was drunk and sleepy. Can't sleep! Jane's again! Can't sleep! Jane's legs are squatting together, as if they are excreting. I smoked silently, dozed off frequently, and took off my cigarette several times, but I didn't feel anything.
"Go to sleep! How so short! " A Hao almost sucked his ear and said two words.
I opened my eyes in surprise. Jane hasn't left yet! Check out his tired meaning, "you chat! Ignore me! " Talking in a low voice, he bent down to pick up the cigarette, and the fire had already gone out. Light a cigarette and he blows slowly. In the smoke, there are the words of Jane's clothes dealer and A Hao, which are very congenial.
The moon is round and bright, like the first and fifteenth nights of the first lunar month. Without a chair, they didn't squat, but sat on a stone, as if enjoying the Mid-Autumn Moon. In the fog, A Hao and the Lugang people with Jane's surname are fighting with each other, their mouths open and closed, and they don't know what to say. It's like listening to a pair of ghost men and women have a heart-to-heart, using the grammar and vocabulary of another place, and never knowing a word, they can never enter their world!
I must have dozed off again.
All right, stand up. "Go to sleep!" Let's repeat it twice, as usual! A Hao put on an unusually wide dress, milky yellow, bright in the moonlight, and turned into a rat gray. Foreign material, this is the last time she listened to the reasoning of high nose and blue eyes in church last year; She can't remember why she went. No, it's just that the skirt hem is too long and there is a seam. There is a lock-like ornament on the chest, strung on a white chain; The part of the lower abdomen is decorated in this way, as if to seal up the secret!
"Go to sleep!" A Hao sat down on the stone again, still talking to Jane in the moon field at the door.
Haha, I owe you enough sleep. Wan sent it back to his room to sleep. If his tolerance is possible, it may be related to the chain decoration of Ahao's clothes.
Wake up, the moon outside is fatter, if the moon is smiling. Reaching for one side of the straw mat, it was empty and bitten by a hundred-step snake. I was so frightened that I forgot to jump out of the ground in a cold sweat. I kicked over a set of wooden cases in a hurry, and the noise made my heart tremble. In this lifeless grave. Wan Fa beat his head and blamed himself for not doing anything. Min-hye, they must have smelled something. What else can I do?
Sure enough, they heard what he overturned. Near the door, there is a straw mat with a broken head on the ground. There was no latch, and the door was wide open to let the moonlight in. Sitting on the table, A Hao's face sparkled in the moonlight, and he was horribly pale after being immersed in water for a long time. Sit up straight, too The Lugang people with Jane's surname are facing the direction of the voice, and there are very thin sweat on their heads and foreheads.
Wanfa made a sharp "What are you doing?" Come up slowly and swing. Recruits heard the password, A Hao and Jane stood up at the same time in half a second, scrambling to answer, who also supercilious. The pupils endorsed the contest to see who finished meditation first. Whoa, whoa, I can't hear a word. Lugang people are sweating, their vests are warm against the meat, and their nipples are obviously granular. Seeing his whole body being mobilized like this, maybe he can't bear it. A Hao shooed him into the corner, not wanting him to open another mouth. Loudly and slowly, A Hao said alone, glancing at Jane from time to time. It seems to say, "We are like this ...".
Isn't it? Isn't it? ""really? "
You can't trust her! Twenty or thirty years later, the couple still don't know her temperament? A big mouth has two long tongues, one is tired and the other is body double. I don't know when the two locks on the clothes were pried open. O Hao Tao kept arguing, clutching clothes as breasts, as if to prevent them from falling. Turn a deaf ear to her! Continue to sing loudly in your ear, and if you hear something nice, you will become rude and dirty, and you will be very anxious.
"Aunt, what did you listen to? ! This has been said for a long time. Niang, why don't you say a word? Shit.-Are you dumb again? ! "
"Jane leaned in, the fox face pungent, face has a very happy face, want to find a chance to live. He patted A Hao on the shoulder and pointed to the corner of the room where the moon couldn't shine. The way someone curled up there. Huo Ran's eyes lit up, and A Hao didn't know what Jane ordered, so he walked into the dark corner step by step, pushing the sleeping person with both hands.
"Five, get up! Get up! Give your uncle Shang a proof! Get up! Mother, sleep to death in the tenth hall! "
"You don't know such statecraft. Jane didn't thank him for his kindness, but also danced (blaming others) that Awu got up at night to pee. When he saw a shadow in the graveyard, he began to cry. " When Wan Fa fell asleep again, A Hao kept talking. "I can't bear to leave his ear. I love his ear deeply." Jane hugged him. It's that simple. Shit.-Where are you going? Ah Wu, you obviously asked him, but you still look like lost face. You won't believe it ... "A few words turned over and over, and the language hardened once, as if it were overwhelming.
I'm really tired of listening-I wish I could be flawless. "Who says I don't believe it?"
"Then why don't you say a word? You're not embarrassed about Jane, are you? You will be jealous, too, if you don't have a bag, hum! "
It was quiet for a while. There is a strange noise from outside. Did anyone come to the grave crying in the middle of the night? Ghost in the wall, right? Or maybe.
Suddenly, "What's with the chain on your clothes?" The voice pretends to be natural.
Is she speechless? ! Or maybe you can't hear the reply yourself? A head of fatigue, don't ask!
"what!" Ah, chew your voice carefully. "Jane's speech was not good-looking, so I pulled it out."
"Ah?" Listen to this ear-this ear-this ear-and avoid the soldiers who run away from the battle.
"I lost it." She turned on her voice. "Niang, smelly ear holes are like this!" .
He was close to him, so he teased him, but he couldn't get close to him. If he does, he can't afford it anymore.
Walking out of the window, the moon is still full of laughter. He remembered that someone in Huo Ran had read the song "The Moon Laughs at Me Silly".
What a fool he is!
Before going to bed, Jane's pungent armpit smell just surnamed Jane floated into her nose again, and in front of her was the place where A Hao's clothes had been banned; A Hao and Jane are sitting at the same table. Maybe they cheated him, or he became suspicious. Thinking like this, he stayed up all night.
There is no time to infer this right or wrong. A few days later, the owner of the cow told him that he was going to rent the cow out to farm and let him have a rest. On purpose, it's hard. At this critical moment, Jane suddenly announced that she would go back to Lugang and buy clothes and colors in Taipei at her convenience. Read back and forth for a whole month. Maybe Jane will run away from here-let's go now! Avoid mud sinking in the future. Of course, the fifth person has to go home for dinner.
At first, I struggled to dig and sell sweet potatoes for some time. By the time the sweet potato was dug up and went over the mountains to find my aunt's leaves, it was already half full. I also returned it to the village women who used to collect menstruation leaves, making everyone a pole, and the leaves were used to illuminate all the deaf people! They are going to sew a new suit less this year. Nothing can be picked out, and the throat is as deep as the sea-as the saying goes, there is no bottom. What should I do? What did we do? We helped dig graves and made some money. I don't have a job every day, and sometimes no one dies after waiting for three or two days. Alas! People who die these days are not so generous! People are not ancient! Even if we wait, people with ears will take our jobs to eat. Waiting is not the way. He scouted the village day and night. When someone was seriously ill, he went to dig graves or carry coffins, even though the patient was not completely dead. Later, the sick man caught a glimpse of his thin figure and quickly closed the door. He is a ghost sentence. Now they drag on for years, and one tenth of the time is full.
Remember my son who works in the city? Ah, I'm so hungry. I'm going to walk the gravel road to the city for four hours. I only brought a catty of fat pork when I went home. A grass carp, that's all! It's not easy to make a living in the city!
She was recommended to do cooking and cleaning in a hospital called Lin, and she was paid $0/00 a month for food and shelter. On the day of the interview, there was not a grain of rice left in the smart home; She steals sweet potatoes from other people's gardens and heats her lunch with ashes. This-this-"this troubled sweet potato! Dr. Lin interviewed her about how many children she has. At that time, five farts jumped on her without informing her in advance!
"Are there five?" Dr. Lin smiled and tried to give the air a sense of humor.
Ashamed, the flatter the carbon dioxide in A Hao's stomach, the more flat the poem is. Naturally, I lost my job!
It's too much to be angry outside! Wan Fa and A Hao often quarrel and talk back at home. It's good to suffocate such a life form as begging, and it's also good to quarrel and scold, at least life is still a little angry! The fighting never happened. Everyone is thin, and one punch used to be a hard bone, which hurt the hand. It's no use!
Late on February 10, the Lugang people named Jane finally came back.
"Jane is back!" Due to the improper installation of natural appearance, A Hao's language potential is bound in four knots, and he stutters badly. "Buy xu-xu-a lot of things. People also-also-much fatter-"words here don't elaborate on why, she wants to have a rest.
"He wants Wu to help him set up a stall tomorrow morning, do you understand?" Her eyes suddenly brightened. "God! I thought he wouldn't come back! " Can't hide the excitement in my heart.
More than 200 yuan a month, it may not be so scary, it will always be accurate, with a faulty alarm clock. Can't-one can't let her know that she is happy to jump to Jane's house, and can't think that Jane has other people's benefits! Wanfa herself wants to know how gold accounting suddenly becomes so different. People are not poor, are they? Look at his silence. A Hao spoke again, her voice surprisingly sharp.
His fingers and claws itch in his heart, and his scalp and skin fall off one by one. "Tell him to go if you want him!" Very resistant voice, tightening people's hearts.
"You don't like him going?" Maybe the question mark dragged behind the sentence is too long and becomes the shape of an exclamation point. I don't know if I should give a good answer.
"Just go! What do I like? ! "What a cold answer! I didn't expect it myself.
A Hao didn't say anything. When he went out, he turned and praised him. It seemed very spicy, and his figure ran away. I can't hear what she is saying!
In the evening, she cooked the meal and sent someone to carry the coffin back for use.
"Jane's meal?" Staring at the food, Wan Fa was very hungry.
Speaking of Jane, A Hao must "uh-huh-"loudly, as if he had just eaten a lot of sweets. "Well, well, first to Jane's emergency. I haven't eaten rice for a long time. Well-well-"
The more I drool, the more I want to talk, the more anxious I am to mumble, and the more I look at A Hao, not letting her see his Russian. "What's the matter with you! In the future, don't go to Lulu. Don't bother him all the time, be measured! "
Sure enough, A Hao was silent again! Very angry about it.
Later, before Wan Fa's ear, A Hao pointed to the Lugang people with Jane's surname, as if talking about the name of a fairy, and suddenly became extremely cautious. After the people in Lugang wandered around, thousands of people came here to ask for a visit. I want to remember that the mountain that fell that night may be busy with business and can't get out of the gap.
Since I went to help Jane's clothes dealers and brought home my monthly salary, they began to live a better life. Sweet potatoes are also squeezed. My aunt's leaves are fat and green. You don't have to go to the village to look for gold and treasure every day. Wan Fazi can stay at home more, and the prison keeps an eye on A Hao and Jane, without giving him any convenience.
Later, things changed and took a turn for the worse. People want to take back the shack rented by Lugang people now.
"Mr. Jane, I don't know this plan.
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