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Swearing and funny allegorical sayings

One two three four five six seven-forget (king) eight.

One ear is big and the other is small-pigs and dogs. A handful of powder on the back of the neck-glazed upside down 2 1 day-bad guy.

Meat that can't be sold in dog days-smelly goods.

Triangle cemetery-immoral.

Three years without gargling-a smelly mouth.

No shit swelling (asshole) for three years. Big girl's-ugly thing.

The cart is pulling the turtle-to take you.

The landowner gouged out his eyes-a blind ghost. Bean dregs fall from the sky-pigs should eat them.

Yuanxiao rolls into the pot-asshole. Heavenly steamed bread-dog nature.

Five hundred dollars is divided into two parts-two hundred and fifty dollars. Cow dung bugs move.-fuck off. There are sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet-it's terrible. Dongyue Temple Erhu-Bullshit. The stone is in the henhouse, asshole.

The old fat pig was slaughtered-stabbed goods. Tiger dragging hemp fiber-unpopular. There is a big brother and a second brother-who are you?