Please share some funny stories about World of Warcraft

One day, a child asked his brother, I want to play World of Warcraft, what professions can I choose? My brother said readily: Paladin, Death Knight, Rogue, Mage and Druid. The child asked: No. Are there shamans, warlocks, priests and hunters? Then my brother said: Ah! Do these professions still exist? Why didn’t I know? I’ll play around with them when I have time. I thought there were only 5 professions in Warcraft

1. The identity of the player

In World of Warcraft In this world, people only know that there are priests and soldiers, but not office workers or students. The identity of everyone can only be a mystery online. Sometimes once the answer to the mystery is revealed, everyone often suddenly realizes it, or laughs or laughs.

When we were at level 36, we formed a group to do a mission in Stromgarde. With me were a hunter mm, a human mage mm, a dwarf grandpa warrior, and a rogue rabbit [who was a priest]. Before I knew it, The fight reached 12 o'clock, when I got 11 badges. I was secretly happy that I was just around the corner to get 15 badges. I didn't want my fellow hunter to yawn and say, "I'm going to bed, I still have class tomorrow!" I thought to myself. Wondering if this was a college student, I asked, "Which school?" She said, "Wuhan", and then flashed away.

So the four of them continued. Unexpectedly, less than two minutes later, the dwarf grandfather warrior with a beard dragging to the ground suddenly shouted, "I'm sorry, I'm going down!!"

"Why? ?"

"My mother is back!"

Several others fainted together.

I wonder why you, a middle school student, chose such an old image?

Fortunately, there were 3 people left, and they became a combination of thieves, animal husbandry, and magic. They could barely kill them, but they only killed two monsters. The unlucky priest, the rogue rabbit, said, "Oh no, my girlfriend is here, next time." First!”

“My girlfriend is here?”

“She doesn’t allow me to play!”

The rogue rabbit’s answer was full of helplessness and bitterness. But I got to know him very well, and I knew he had a bit of bronchitis, haha. . . His story will be told later.

Now there is only me and a human girl left, what should I do? I asked, "How much is missing?" She said, "11 short..."

"11 short? That means we only hit 4." Forget it, I can't let mm down, so I I suggested teaming up with two more people to fight, and my sister agreed. However, just when I was shouting to form a team, the most unexpected thing happened. . .

"Ah Shun, I'm sorry, I have to get down."

"Huh?"

"There is nothing I can do. The child woke up and cried, and the wife Not at home..."

......

I immediately decided to turn off the phone and go to sleep.

2. Dancing and Killing

This is definitely not writing a martial arts novel, but I have never seen such a good tactic that combines dancing and killing in World of Warcraft. . The following is a funny experience my friend Lao Zhang had -

Lao Zhang is a tribal warrior who likes to pk, especially when he encounters alliance people in neutral areas, he will kill them quickly. On this day, he was walking on the road, and he came face to face with a paladin named "Fool You". His level was a few degrees lower than that of Lao Zhang, but he didn't panic when he saw him - he stopped and struck a pose. Then - unexpectedly, twist your hips, lift your butt, and dance! Lao Zhang thought to himself that you are too arrogant. How could the warriors of the tribe allow you to fool me like this? Just rush forward and strike with a knife. . . The paladin fainted immediately, and Lao Zhang was about to make his second move. . . Huh? Why did I faint? Is he the legendary rebound damage with stun? After taking a closer look, I discovered that there was a thief hiding near the Paladin! Only then did Lao Zhang realize that he had really been deceived. The Paladin was just an opera singer, and the real person doing the work was still around! Thinking about it, these two buddies are also quite humorous. One's movements and names are so exaggerated that Lao Zhang completely ignores the situation on both sides, while the other hides next to him and covers his mouth, laughing, and then strikes appropriately. . .

3. Warcraft and Life

Many people are saying that the world of Warcraft is actually very similar to real life, such as completing tasks, accumulating experience points, upgrading, making money, and buying equipment. . .

Think about our lives - before level 18, the core task is to take the college entrance examination [of course, some people finish it in advance at level 16 or only after level 20] -

Enter university and come to a new field , took over a series of tasks such as public *** courses, CET-4 English, professional courses, etc., and completed the big task after four years: receiving the degree certificate, and then——

Changing jobs, coming to a new field, and... As you receive new tasks, your experience continues to increase, and your military ranks slowly change, from clerk to assistant manager to general manager. . . At the same time, the equipment is also being updated, from Metersbonwe to Jack Poor Death to Anthony. . . When we accumulate a certain amount of gold coins, we will definitely be ready to buy a horse. This is our dream since we were in our twenties - how many people have not been planning to buy their own car in the future since they were in their twenties? ——Next, continue to make money and buy equipment. Many people strive for higher goals in order to buy a thousand-gold horse. This is the Rolls-Royce in Warcraft. To be honest, a thousand-gold horse is better than ordinary ones. A horse is more than ten times more expensive, just for its extra speed and decorations? No, it became a symbol, a symbol, a symbol of strength and wealth. Who says there is no utilitarianism in the virtual world? From outside the game to inside the game, human nature is always spreading its rules.

Of course not everyone pursues this. Isn’t it also the dream of many people to become a master swordsmith and create a famous sword that attracts countless people? Making achievements in your own field will always give people a sense of accomplishment, whether you are a politician, a teacher or a doctor.

Others, such as those who constantly complete tasks, read stories, and write down their experiences of the world, can be called writers. Those who travel around the map, see the scenery, and explore hidden places can be called travelers, and others. There are our military strategists, martial arts heroes, gang bosses, and costume designers. . . It is precisely because of the various life goals that World of Warcraft is wonderful and our world is wonderful.

The only difference is that you can open a small account in World of Warcraft and come back again, and you only have one life. Is it to make money or upgrade, do tasks or kill monsters, or live a hedonistic life? We have to think about it.

4. The Age of Stupidity

The last time I saw an article about Small Axe, it was said that every player has a time when they were foolish. It immediately reminded me of some of my funny experiences when I first started learning World of Warcraft. . I am an elf thief who grew up in Teldrassil. I never entered the city until I was 10 years old. There was a priest named Crystal with me. She started after me, but her level was quickly ahead of mine. She has equipment and backpacks. She always gave them to me generously, like an elder sister. One time she gave me a bag and said, "Let's meet in the city." I just entered Darnassus for the first time. When I first entered the city, I was shocked by the magnificent architecture and music. The perspective kept changing and I felt dizzy. , Sister Crystal was secretly amused when she saw me looking around, and said to me, "Come here, let me show you," so I ran along in a daze. At the same time, there was a soldier girl who was also included in the team for some reason, and was better than me. We ran even more confused and passed through the magical teleportation array to Luselan Village. At the end of the plank road, we saw a bunch of bird's nests. I thought to myself that this was the plane in the story, so I casually clicked on the administrator, and then I casually clicked on the boots on the map, and I never expected that I would fly out! God, I have never played this before! I looked at the sea below and the sky above and shouted excitedly. Screaming, I was more excited than riding a rolling roller coaster...

Soon I arrived at the Black Coast and looked back, oh, they were also flying over. The warrior girl asked the crystal in a confused way, "Take me here." What are you doing? Crystal replied to look at the scenery, so the soldier mm said very depressedly, "I thought I was here for a mission. . . ", and then ran down the beach with us, and immediately exclaimed "Wow, it's so beautiful!" I saw the endless sea water in front of me, and the water was sparkling with golden light. It was dusk, and the poetry and picturesqueness jumped out at a glance. This time I don't have to Leading the way, I rushed directly into the water without thinking. I felt that swimming here was one of the great pleasures in life. Crystal added "be careful" at the end. I thought to myself, what are you saying? You told me to be careful with such a beautiful scenery. Could it be possible that we would drown? Just when we were swimming happily on the Black Sea Coast, a dinosaur suddenly appeared and killed me in a matter of seconds. I didn't even see its species clearly. My mm arrived shortly after and said, "I fainted, and I couldn't even save him in time." . . "Then there was a burst of chanting, the golden light shone on my hands, and I stood up with a roar! This was the first time in my life that I was resurrected. At that time, I felt that the priest was like a god, so under the guidance of the god, we happily completed the day on the Black Coast. tour.

Experience 2:

Before entering Darnassus, there is a mission to go to the Banishil Cave. Since there are many monsters in it, we usually enter in groups. Once we formed a wild team of 4 people to enter the cave, and we had a great time cooperating with each other to kill each other. In the process, I found an extra lion with a very majestic name. What is it called the King of X? I thought to myself that this druid The name is really famous - because he has been fighting with us, and the color of his name is green, which is obviously different from the color of his teammates. I was deeply impressed, so I told everyone: add him. . . No one said a word. After a while I said, add him, so as not to do the task twice later. . . Everyone still didn't speak, only one person said "?" The more I thought about it, the weirder it became, couldn't you see him? Or were you too busy to see me talking? So he took advantage of the break and shouted again: "That lion, add him to the team!?" . . There was silence for a while. . .

At this moment, the hunter mm said: "Dizzy."

I think you finally understand what I mean, okay. . .

Unexpectedly, she then said, "That lion is my pet!!!"

. . . . . .

I suddenly realized that the pet’s name would not turn into the light green color of my teammates, which made me misunderstand it as a druid. Please don’t name the baby so majestic or make me laugh. . . . Thinking back on it, who said a druid could turn into a lion? . .

5. Occupation and Personality

Holmes once said that all problems have their inherent reasons, and I deeply believe that. The choice of professions in World of Warcraft may seem random, but in fact they all have their own reasons. Or a friend introduced it, or the union needed it, or even accidentally pressed the wrong button. . . However, most of the time, it is still the love for professional characteristics. In fact, it is the personal personality that drives everyone to choose their own path. This is especially obvious at the beginning of World of Warcraft when everyone is not familiar with the profession. The following is Some of the phenomena I have observed myself, of course, do not represent all of them, they are just phenomena that do exist.

Reasons for choosing warriors

1. Courage - For those who choose warriors as their profession, the most important thing they lack is courage. It can even be said that they like to charge forward. I feel that anyone who has watched the dragon-slaying video will have the impression that among a team of dozens of people, only the main tank stood alone in front of the blue dragon's mountain-like body, suffering huge damage. When I first saw it, I I'm surprised, what kind of spirit is this! Warrior, the brave man has nothing to fear.

2. Reckless - I believe many soldiers have the mood of "Why do you think so much? Just rush in and chop." This is their character.

3. Professionalism--the ideal of general Moye made us choose warriors and swordsmiths.

What’s interesting is that I found that many girls have chosen warriors as a career. Don’t be surprised. In fact, girls like to kill in games more than boys. People who have played Go also know that female chess players The wind is often strong and fierce, and there is a reason for this. . . Haha, just analyze it yourself. . .

Conclusion: Brave

Reasons for choosing a pastor

1. Good old man

2. Pacifism

3 . Like to feel popular

4. Like to live in a group

Conclusion: Kindness

Reasons for choosing a mage

1. Very confident in operations

2. Like the thrilling feeling, especially AOE

3. Like to win with control and strategy rather than fighting

Conclusion: Wisdom

The reason for choosing the Paladin

When I asked a friend why he chose the Paladin, he said something that I think can represent the basic reason for choosing this profession, I broke it down and wrote:

1. Can be added

2. Will not die

3. Welcome everywhere

< p>Conclusion: People who choose Paladins are prudent and want to save their lives.

Reasons for choosing thieves

1. I love exploring the high-level monster zone. It is the hometown of the enemy camp. Only we can go there. Why go there? Traveling is fun! You can also collect medicine and mine. . .

2. I like to seduce others, which is the feeling of stabbing someone in the back.

3. I have a lonely personality and like to practice alone

4. Due to limited conditions, I can only practice alone, such as office workers

5. I lack a sense of security in places where there are many people. Local and neutral zones, I want to be invisible at any time, so that I feel safe. The day before yesterday, I guest-played as a friend's warrior, and I couldn't be invisible. I always felt uneasy. . .

6. I hate procrastination - solve the battle in a few seconds, either you die or I die.

Conclusion: Cunning

Reasons for choosing a hunter

1. Due to limited conditions, you can only practice alone, such as office workers

2. Love It is always a hunter's dream to have a top-notch baby for an animal, and it requires taking the trouble to feed food, which tests people's patience and love, so hunters are often very patient - I, a thief, cannot do this.

3. When it comes to dating girls, some people say that wow is a man’s world. Indeed, Blizzard’s character settings discourage many girls. but! There are also people who are looking for their own way to pick up girls, just like my hunter friend. If nothing else, at least his white bear has won some female players for our world. . .

4. When doing things, I like others to take the lead and I can do it freely from behind, which is the behavior of deputy general manager, deputy dean, and deputy mayor.

The reason for choosing a warlock

Unfortunately, I haven’t investigated it and I don’t really understand it. Moreover, I found that there are many girls who choose warlocks, which also makes me very confused. . .

Reasons for choosing Druid

1. It is fun to be both a warrior and a thief, and can also be a priest and a mage. Can transform into a sea lion and swim. . .

2. The character who wants everything wants to hit people from a distance, but also wants to be able to carry them when they get close. It is best to add blood, so that if you can't beat them, you still want to be able to escape. . . People who choose Druid will probably have the most stuff when moving because they are reluctant to lose anything. . .

The reason for choosing Shaman

The king of duels

High-end Wood was practicing trumpet FS, and suddenly a LM XD attacked me. A few ice arrows shot down, and XD something was wrong. He turned into a leopard and ran away. I quickly chased him. Finally, he stopped in a pile of bears and walked around like a monster. I suddenly sweated. Did he look down on my IQ? !

One is when I just started playing Mage, I was PKing with an LR. After beating him until he had no blood, he faked his death (I didn’t understand it until later). I didn’t know what was going on and saw him lying on the ground, but His baby was still beating me, so I wondered if this was the legendary suspended animation. What should I do? After thinking about it for a moment, I killed him with a blizzard. Now that I think about it, I still find it funny.

There is another one about paddling, playing a 25-man RAID. During Halloween, a mage asked someone to turn him into a bat and disguised himself as a LR baby to paddle. Later he was discovered, lol It kills me, it’s really the highest state of paddling