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Wenzhou marriage custom
Eve of marriage
Worship: the man should worship the ancestors of heaven and earth the day before the wedding and inform them that there is a wedding to be held.
Anqing Li: according to the eight characters, the house is facing ... to worship the mother's bed.
Wedding anniversary
Ancestor worship: Before a man gets married, he should worship his ancestors first.
Wedding procession: Even numbers are best, and multiples of 6 are best.
Firecrackers: firecrackers should be set off all the way to celebrate the wedding car.
Sister table: Before the bride leaves, she should have dinner with her family to show her farewell, and everyone should say auspicious words.
Please invite the groom: when the limousine arrives at the woman's house, a boy is waiting for the groom with a tea tray. After getting off the bus, the groom gave the boy a red envelope as a gift and then entered the woman's house.
Beaming: After seeing the bride's family say hello, the groom should hold a bouquet for the bride to be married. At this time, the bride's sister or close friend should deliberately stop him. After the groom pleads for mercy, he will make a deal with a red envelope of 999 yuan, which means a long time.
Veil: After the groom holds the flowers, he puts down the bride's veil and pulls it out of the hall.
Farewell: the bride and groom burn incense to worship their ancestors, the bride bows to her parents and the groom bows.
Going out: The bride is escorted by a lucky female elder with a bamboo curtain or a black umbrella and enters the limousine.
Gift car: a bamboo should be hung from the root to the leaf, and radish is hung on the root, indicating that it has a head and a tail. Behind the limousine, there are gossip and bamboo ornaments painted in ink.
Fan worship: Before the bride gets on the limousine, the lucky boy will hold a fan and put it on the tea tray to give the bride a red envelope gift.
Never say goodbye: never say goodbye to a woman's family when everyone is leaving her home.
Splashing water: After the bride gets on the limousine, her parents will sprinkle a bowl of water, rice and white rice on her body, indicating that her daughter has splashed water. I wish her food and clothing.
Throwing a fan: after the car starts, the bride throws the fan out of the window to show that she has abandoned her bad temper; Cry a few times after throwing the fan, and put a bamboo curtain behind the car to symbolize wealth.
The wedding team takes bamboo curtain as the first, with green bamboo with roots and leaves, and a piece of pork at the end of the bamboo to prevent evil spirits and white tigers.
Firecrackers: set off a salute all the way. When the car arrives at the man's door, firecrackers should be set off at home.
Touch oranges: A child greets the couple with two oranges, and the bride gently touches the oranges and presents a red envelope as a gift.
Holding the bride: When the bride got off the limousine, the man, a lucky elder, held a bamboo curtain on the bride's head and helped her into the hall.
Avoid stepping on the threshold: the threshold represents the facade, and newcomers should cross the threshold.
When the bride enters the hall, she must step over the brazier and crush the tiles.
Tea: Introduce the bride to the elders at home.
Worship heaven and earth: couples worship heaven and earth, worship the temple, and husband and wife worship each other and send them to the bridal chamber.
Into the bridal chamber: cover the bed with bamboo curtains, put a bronze mirror on the table to suppress the alarm, and the couple sat on the bench with the groom's pants in advance to show unity and hope to have a boy in the future. Then the groom lifts the bride's veil, raises a glass and eats sweet soup together, symbolizing the early birth of your son.
Avoid sitting in a new bed: no one can sit in a new bed on the wedding day.
Wedding reception: entertain guests and hold ceremonies at the same time.
Fujian: After the wedding banquet, the couple stood at the door with wedding candy to see Fujian off.
Tea: The married relatives and friends of the man drink the sweet tea of the bride, say auspicious words and give red envelopes.
(of relatives and friends) teasing the newlyweds on their wedding night.
The first trick: a few treasures.
On the wedding day, the bride wore a thin dress and made a hole. Guests can try their best to make the newlyweds play a boxing match with each other. If they lose a punch, they will lose their clothes or jewels until they can't do it anymore.
The second measure: high-heeled wine glasses.
Encourage the bride to let the groom use high heels and drink three cups in a row to show her deep love.
The third measure: the Round Table Warrior
Let the bride and groom sit on a table with stools and drink concentric wine.
The fourth measure: the apple of love
In order to show continuous love, the bride is required to peel the apple and feed it to the groom, but peeling the apple is not allowed. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes.
The fifth measure: I want you to look good.
Let the groom guess what color the underwear of the bride's wedding night is. If it is right, the bride will present a treasure. As long as she shows a little, it means that she is right. Wrong guess, let the groom run around the bridal chamber three times in his underwear.
The sixth trick: passionate ice cubes
First, the groom is asked to pick up the bride. Then, two or three friends poured the prepared crushed ice into the groom's arms. Then everyone hugs the couple together and lets the groom jump up and down in the cool to avoid excessive enthusiasm when consummating the house.
The seventh measure: ambush on all sides
Try to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in a corner or closet that is not easy to be found, and then turn the pre-recorded alarm whistle to the maximum and release it at the right time. This will surprise the couple, and the hidden piles will be in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the couple an "early birth".
The eighth trick: love balloon
Put some balloons under the sheets and invite the bride and groom to lie down together to show their loyalty and go to the victim.
The ninth trick: Ke Qiao cheongsam
The female VIP put chocolate in the bride's cheongsam "of course the bride is sitting", and then asked the groom to take all the chocolates, not one. Otherwise, please ask the groom to retrieve them one by one with his mouth.
The tenth trick: crispy chocolate
Female friends squeeze heart-shaped sweet liquid from the bride's chest with chocolate juice, and then let the groom lick it in public to show mutual affinity.
Eleventh measure: lock the new house
Lock the cave door in advance, hide the key somewhere or on a good friend, and then let the groom find it. Every time he can't find it, the bride wants her guests to kiss him once until he finds it.
The twelfth trick: the crystallization of wrong love
Deliberately putting the borrowed baby on the bed caused a short misunderstanding.
The thirteenth trick: the old love repeats itself
Couples are asked to perform the most authentic original scene when proposing marriage in public.
Step 14: Find a wife.
Hide the bride somewhere, then the groom will look for it, and until he finds it, he will not be allowed to be sent to the bridal chamber.
Fifteenth measure: the old love is not over.
The couple should tell each other the number, appearance and history of their past boyfriends and girlfriends, otherwise they are not allowed to sleep together.
Sixteenth trick: birthday.
Let the groom guess the correct date of birth of the bride in the lunar calendar. If the answer is wrong, be a horse and let the bride ride it.
The seventeenth trick: speechless
Buy a book "Seeing Jokes" published by Horn Press, and test new people with innovative riddles. If you can't answer, each male guest will kiss the bride for one minute.
The eighteenth trick: contrast gestures.
Play a game entitled "gesticulating" to test the tacit understanding between the two sides. The more embarrassing the title, the better. Like, are you all virgins? Her measurements? Do you love me? I wear red today and go to bed at 20 o'clock. You are so beautiful today (without a condom) and so on.
The nineteenth trick: the mole of love
It is said that the bride has a mole three centimeters above her navel. I wonder if it's true. May I ask the groom to solve the riddle for the bride?
The twentieth trick: yesterday's reappearance
Let the couple repeat the dating scene in front of everyone, including making out, cuddling and holding hands until the guests are satisfied.
Twenty-first move: seven steps into poetry
With the topic of head to toe and various organs of the body, the two take turns to write poems or words, such as chest: have a well-thought-out plan; The examiner is a guest. If the guest is not satisfied with the answer, you can ask the other person to kiss the part!
Twenty-two strokes: Chili flies.
Pepper was mixed in the fireworks in advance, and when the bride and groom entered the bridal chamber, the gunfire was fierce and the consequences were cleaned up.
Measure 23: New measures
Let the groom put his hands around the bride's body and cut it three times. Only if there is no difference can he pass the test. If anyone makes a mistake, the groom will be punished. He should hold the bride in front of him and walk three times in the bridal chamber.
The 24th trick: Spring mud protects flowers.
In order to show the groom's love for the bride, the groom is required to wrap them in big scarves in public and put on simple household clothes for the bride. If the bride dresses abnormally, the groom will be fined three cups.
The 25th trick: the fudge of love.
To make the groom take candy (soft candy) to the bride with his mouth, he has to eat 30 pieces. Of course, the groom can help the bride eat. If the groom doesn't eat, other men can take his place!
Twenty-sixth trick: three inches of golden lotus
Let the groom guess how many centimeters the bride's feet are, and it's wrong. Ask the groom to put on new high heels and walk three times in the bridal chamber.
Twenty-seventh trick: there is love in spring.
In order to show that the groom is strong and can manage the family in the future, he is required to carry the bride into the bridal chamber and walk five times on the spring bed. Brides are not allowed to fall. If the groom is physically weak, another man can do it for him.
The 28th trick: Sing along with the love songs.
Prepare some happy love songs, which will be sung by the guests first, and then relayed by the bride or groom. If the singer is wrong or can't sing, the bride will punish the male guest for kissing and the groom for three glasses of wine.
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