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Zhao Benshan tells jokes to his disciples.

Just after the Spring Festival Evening in 2008, Song Dandan released such malicious words.

Song Dandan's determination made the audience worry about Zhao Benshan.

This sketch lacks two partners. Who will he find next year?

Zhao Benshan looked back for Fan Wei, one of the former "iron triangles", but he couldn't get in touch without answering his phone.

He contacted Song Dandan many times to persuade her to play for another year, but nothing was lacking.

What's more, Zhao Benshan's body is still sick, and his physical strength is difficult to support the creation of sketches.

At that time, it was widely rumored that Zhao Benshan might miss the 2009 Spring Festival Gala.

As a result, he overcame all the difficulties. If he has no partner, he is an apprentice. If he has no physical strength, he will be a green leaf.

In the finale of the 2009 Spring Festival Gala, Zhao Benshan coughed with cheers.

Two apprentices, Ya Dan and yang shen, are unknown.

In just 20 minutes, the set burst into laughter, which changed the fate of the boy wearing Scottish culottes.

The green leaves in the Zhao Benshan perfectly hold the red flowers of disciple Xiao Shenyang.

Is this the taste of red?

The light is too dazzling. That night, he only saw the red blood that Master coughed up.

Fame and fortune, with the overnight popularity of small Shenyang, came together.

Outside the theater where he usually performs, fans are crowded.

His essays were broadcast on TV, and he was invited by the movie screen.

The first person to extend an olive branch to him was the famous director Zhang Yimou.

Later, many directors invited him to make a guest appearance. As long as he appeared in just a few tens of seconds, he could attract the audience.

At that time, Shenyang was like a walking movie sign, even worse than Shen Teng today.

Small Shenyang is really on fire.

But what followed was his bewilderment.

In the face of interviews, he often turns off his phone after a few words.

For a time, the media asked him that he didn't say a word from beginning to end, but just sat.

In the words of Xiao Shenyang, it is:

However, the media who don't know the inside story all think that he is cool and reports that he is famous for playing big cards.

He wanted to explain, but he didn't know how to organize his words. As he said, he suffered from illiteracy.

Xiao Shenyang is a poor child who grew up in a mountainous rural area.

How poor is it? The whole family depends on the weather for food. He can put the five lucky money in the book for one year and take it out to solve the urgent needs at home when necessary.

It is said that children from poor families take care of things early, and when 13 years old, Little Shenyang planned its future.

My uncle is in the public security department, and he also wants to learn some skills to test the police.

To this end, he also entered a martial arts school, and soon dropped out of school because he could not afford the tuition.

After that, I planted land with my parents for two years, and I had to do farm work before the dew dried in the morning.

Therefore, accurately speaking, the cultural education in Little Shenyang came to an abrupt end at the age of 13.

Shen Mu has a good voice and can sing duet. She can do white things within miles of Fiona Fang, Fiona Fang. She can earn 3 50 yuan for singing white things, and she can give 100 yuan for being generous.

Small Shenyang, exposed since childhood, will also sing a few paragraphs with her mother and sing a few plays.

At some point, a big brother raised his mouth when he went to the opera:

Xiao Shenyang was very moved, but his parents disagreed.

Because Errenzhuan has always been regarded as an inferior person, although the funeral can earn a few dollars, it is not less supercilious, and even the neighbors in the village will gossip behind their backs and be looked down upon.

His parents didn't want Xiao Shenyang to jump into the fire pit, but he put all his eggs in one basket.

There is no way out of farming, so I want to learn from them.

16-year-old Shenyang took the tuition borrowed by his parents and got on the bus to Tieling.

Three years later, he finished his studies and went on stage to accompany the troupe to send the play to the countryside.

The companion standing beside him is his future wife Shen Chunyang.

However, after he stepped onto the stage, life gave him another punch.

Xiao Shenyang and his daughter-in-law are good at singing long paragraphs and singing 1 hour with one mouth open.

Actors who can walk in the forefront of fashion add pop songs, jokes or sketches to their performances to make the audience more funny.

In contrast, their traditional performance style is not popular.

Those who don't get enough of it will swear and kick them off the stage.

Generally, the audience with low quality always heckles girls.

In a performance, Shen Chunyang was asked to sing a popular song. When she sang, she cried. When Xiao Shenyang saw that she was wronged, she was instantly angry and scolded the audience.

Since the accident, every time I went on stage, I was both uncertain and afraid of being kicked out.

When an actor comes to power, he is most afraid of being guilty and not confident.

So Xiao Shenyang made up his mind to change. As long as he can make people laugh, he can play anything.

He has no culture and can't make jokes, so he makes a fuss about styling, cuts a funny head shape and pins a few small clips on his head.

Put on some tight floral clothes, act like a slutty swish, and give others some jokes.

After such a set of tests, it is really effective.

For small Shenyang, it is extremely painful.

Because he is obviously a quiet and introverted character off stage, he has to play the fool when he comes on stage.

This torn personality makes him feel like a "monkey", with no face or dignity at all.

But when a rising tide lifts all boats, he can only continue to be a "monkey".

In the face of food and clothing, dignity is not worth mentioning.

The "cheap swish" typhoon in Shenyang was not deliberately played by the audience who drank too much.

In the evening performance, the audience sent beer directly to let him drink it all at once on the stage.

More and more people are heckling, and more and more wine is put on the stage. Drink mine if you drink his, or you will lose face.

After drinking the seventh bottle, Xiao Shenyang couldn't swallow it directly, so he thought of a way, saying that whoever asked me to drink another bottle would throw it to me 100 yuan.

As a result, the big brother directly threw a thick stack of money and slapped it on the table: drink!

Small shenyang blindsided, can only base shua apologetically: elder brother, I'm joking with you, how can I really ask you for money? Take it back and I'll have a few more drinks with you.

The worst time, Xiao Shenyang drank more than 30 bottles a night.

Desperate performance made the couple famous in the duet circle and attracted Zhao Benshan's attention.

On the day of the exam, Zhao Benshan's father-in-law had just died two days before.

Little Shenyang is playing drums in his heart, afraid that he will not laugh at his sad mood and the effect will not come out.

But experts don't listen to baggage, but look at technology.

After a scene, Zhao Benshan recognized his performance on the spot.

On the Mid-Autumn Festival in 2006, 25-year-old Xiao Shenyang formally worshipped Zhao Benshan as a teacher, which was the highest honor for the Northeast duet actor.

Parents in Shenyang wept with joy when they learned that their son had worshipped Zhao Benshan.

And this is only one step away from the explosion in Shenyang.

In 2009, "Not Bad Money", Xiao Shenyang actually saved the scene and only rehearsed for 13 days.

During the rehearsal, all the luggage was in Ya Dan's place, and he was just pushing the plot.

But on the day of the live broadcast, the effect of the scene was particularly good, and almost everything he said could cause the audience to burst into laughter.

The popularity of the Spring Festival Evening made Shenyang open Pandora's Box.

All the humiliations in the past became history at that moment, and they "floated" at your feet, even Zhao Benshan couldn't carry them.

Zhao Benshan repeatedly advised him not to be blinded by the fame and fortune in front of him, but little Shenyang went in one ear and out the other and didn't listen at all.

I was really afraid of being poor before, so after the fire, he took on plays crazily and made seven films a year.

He also knows that some plays are bad movies, but it's too tempting to deduct the pay.

The most important thing is that he goes to school less, doesn't understand the script at all, doesn't eat books, and can't pick out a good script.

He starred in several films, without exception, Douban scored miserably and won the "Golden Broom Award" for many times.

He turned a deaf ear to the evaluation of "poor acting", which is a deliberate bad comment by Heifen.

After guest appearances in several films, Xiao Shenyang continued to expand and came up with the idea of being a director himself.

20 18 Filmed the film "Fierce Insects Crossing the River" as a director for the first time.

But how can a person who can't walk neatly run?

Even if Shenyang invited Ge You, Sun, He Jiong, Zhao, Tamia Liu, Jason and other stars to help out and shout, it still could not save the audience's reputation.

He also went to the singer's cross-border, participated in several singing programs, and his voice was very good, and he also made his own record.

But his songs are always imitated, high-pitched, and nothing is sung for a long time.

He also wants to participate in the reality show "Fire".

My wife and children and I recorded a parent-child reality show. As a result, her daughter's appearance was attacked by netizens.

Xiao Shenyang cried several times in front of the camera because of his love for his daughter. The child didn't get red, but he left a shadow.

Besides, there is a gap between him and master Zhao Benshan.

In order to let his family get their own light, Xiao Shenyang sponsored a two-person transfer training school in his hometown. His parents and brother-in-law are in charge of teaching management, but the school is named after Xiao Shenyang.

If you are on fire, will you stand up by yourself? This is a bit disrespectful, but Zhao Benshan has become a sucker.

As a result, for a time, negative news about Little Shenyang broke out in an all-round way, playing big cards, acting poorly, violating teacher training, and being at odds with mentoring.

Zhao Benshan kicked him directly and woke him up from high spirits.

It was on the way to perform in Inner Mongolia, and the master and apprentice were recognized by fans while having breakfast in the hotel.

Small Shenyang has finished eating downstairs, while Zhao Benshan has just started eating. After a few bites, fans gathered around for a group photo.

After several times, Xiao Shenyang couldn't stand it, and shouted in front of the fans and drove them away.

After the fans left, Zhao Benshan kicked Xiao Shenyang directly: What is your behavior towards the audience? Let's go Toast and apologize!

It is such a foot that makes Xiao Shenyang reflect. What about the man who has always been in awe of the audience? It turns out that I really drifted.

Zhao Benshan naturally knew the change of disciple's mentality.

That's why he cooled down in the hottest time in Shenyang, and let him play the big green leaf in the Spring Festival Evening the next year, instead of his apprentice Wang Xiaoli.

It also reduced the performance frequency of Xiao Shenyang in the Grand Theatre and gave it to other disciples.

First, it is to balance the mentality between teachers and brothers and avoid jealousy and dissatisfaction.

Secondly, it is to calm the heart of small Shenyang and not be blinded by sudden fame and fortune.

But at that time, little Shenyang could not understand Master's good intentions and just wanted to make quick money.

Seeing the disciple calm down, Zhao Benshan earnestly advised him:

Only then did Xiao Shenyang cherish his feathers, and at the same time slowed down the pace and reduced the exposure, forcing him to concentrate on reading the script.

He was determined to get a piece of it, and even gave up his sketch.

Even the TV invited him to the Spring Festival Gala, but he refused.

In order to get rid of the label of comedian, Xiao Shenyang occasionally makes a guest appearance in variety shows without throwing a bunch of jokes.

In Travel Notes of Youth, he is not as funny as Yang Di.

In the case of Detective Meng, he is not as funny as Sun.

Although he wants to take off his own label, there are many new comedians who are eager to become a generation of comedians.

Together with Jia Ling, Shen Teng and even his brother Song Xiaobao, Little Shenyang was finally hit on the beach.

Today's small Shenyang is still hammering in the east and west, producing new songs, making new dramas and making various changes.

The latest drama is still working with Jackie Chan.

He was anxious to get rid of the label of comedy, but the audience positioned him as a comedian.

As Degang Guo warned Yun-peng Yue:

This sentence also applies to small Shenyang.

Without this label, he will be forgotten by everyone.