Who wants to hear a joke and tell me a joke?

ten years of life and death are two boundless, constant source and auspicious, sheep and sheep. A thousand miles away, Qiqiang is used for washing powder. Even if you don't know each other, make up for C, Shi Erkang. Night comes and dreams suddenly return home, learning a foreign language, New Oriental. Care for each other without words, washing is healthier. It is expected to be heartbroken every year, looking for a job, Foxconn.

2: I talk about juvenile madness, and treat kidney deficiency without sugar. Golden hat mink fur, thousand riding with Kang Wang. In order to repay the whole city with the satrap, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. Wine, chest, and gall are still in business, watermelon frost, Hiroyuki. Holding the festival cloud, three gold glucose. I can bow like a full moon, looking northwest, King Adi.

3: I talked about juvenile madness, studied technology, and went to Lan Xiang. A golden hat, mink and fur, a thousand riding tigers make a strong vibration. In order to report the whole city with the satrap, Mayflower, airport. I'm still in business, repairing cars and coming to the north. Beida Jade Bird has been established for a long time. Will bow like a full moon, looking northwest, New Oriental.

4: When I talk about my teenage madness, I can't help myself, only Du Kang. Golden hat mink fur, Avon for thousands of riding. In order to repay the whole city, the satrap, Passat, the duke and king. Wine, chest and gallbladder are still open, and women are clean and healthier. In the cloud, there is a lot of bubble gum. Can pull the carver like a full moon, looking northwest, Tongrentang.

5: I'm talking about being a teenager, bouncing around, and being a young man. Jin Mao Diao Qiu, a thousand riding overlord. In order to repay the city with the satrap, L 'Oreal, Shiseido. I love life and love Lafang. Holding the festival cloud, Shuanghui ham sausage. Can pull the carver like a full moon, looking northwest, nature hall.

1. There is a baby wolf. Oh, he was born without meat and only vegetarian. His parents are very worried. As a result, one day I saw the baby wolf chasing a rabbit, and my parents were very pleased. Then the baby wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, give me the carrot! ......

2. The diver's difficulty coefficient is very high. He turns and rolls for a week, then somersaults for a week and a half, and then somersaults for a month.

3. There was a man climbing. When he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, a wolf tried to burn the rope with a burning candle. The man said a word, and the wolf blew out the candle. The man said, Happy Brit.

4. Once upon a time, there was a village near the sea, and the villagers made a living by fishing. . .

After many years ~ ~

Suddenly one day, a strange fish came into the sea, and the villagers who specialize in fishing at sea have already eaten several people. . . This strange fish has six eyes and can fly, so the villagers call it "six-eyed flying fish"

Seeing that the six-eyed flying fish kills people unscrupulously, and no one can cure it, the villagers are worried. What should we do if this goes on? ~ ~

At this time, a young man came to the village, and his name is "love". . .

the villagers are very disdainful. . But the next day, love really came back with the body of the strange fish. . .

The villagers were shocked and asked Ai, "How did you do it?"

Love says, "Love really needs courage to face the flying fish with six eyes."

5. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek society whose president had not found it yet ...

6. A little rabbit went fishing in the pond and failed to catch it for a long time ...

The next day, the little rabbit went fishing in the pond again and failed to catch any fish for a whole day. Still nothing ......

On the fourth day, Bunny went fishing in the pond, and a fish jumped out of the water and growled at Bunny, "If you use carrots as bait again, I'll beat you to death!"

7 ... After doing my homework for a long time, I turned on the radio conveniently, and a gentle voice came out: "... If the skin color pays dividends and the fluff on my face is tender and soft, it means that it is healthy ..."

When I heard this, I couldn't help touching my face, looking at the mirror and smiling again, looking healthy and lovely.

At this moment, I heard the announcer say, "OK, listener friends, this time our lecture on pig raising knowledge is over …"

8. In a primary school, two students were quarreling, and A said, "You ... scream again, I can call someone!"

b said, "you ... you fight! I don't believe it ... "

Then A really went to make a phone call, and when he came back, he put a cruel sentence:" You will know how to die in 3 minutes! "

At this time, B was too nervous, but there was nothing he could do. After 3 minutes, the school broadcast: "You have a visitor, please go to the academic affairs office." Although I'm scared, I think I'm in the academic affairs office, so I should be fine. So he went to the academic affairs office, and a teenager with blond hair came up to him: "Are you B?"

B: "This is ..."

"Sorry to have kept you waiting, here are 1 Hawaiian pizza with drenched chicken, 53 yuan"

9. A German, a Frenchman and a Japanese are going to work in the mine.

The boss is an American. He said to the Germans: You have a good physique, and you are in charge of coolies.

Say to the French: You said you were an engineer and you were in charge of the mining plan.

and to the Japanese, he said, you are very thin. You are in charge of supplies.

then every other week, they start to work.

A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first.

when the Germans started to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Surprise!" " (Surprise)

1. Rene Liu's courtship to Jay Chou was rejected, and Rene Liu asked Jay Chou why. Jay Chou said, milk tea, I like music and beauty.

11.-Hello, please call a taxi. I am at the intersection of XX, wearing a short black skirt ...

-OK, where to go?

-er ... to the knee ...

12. A butterfly has a broken wing, but it is still flying. Why?

Because it is strong-willed

13. A man was in the hospital for infusion, and when he lost, he began to laugh wildly.

others asked him what he was laughing at.

he said, "I laugh a little. . 。”

14. A little girl called the radio station to order a song for her mother.

Moderator: Why do you want to order a song for her mother?

Little girl: Mom works very hard every day, and she can't have a good rest on Sundays. I need to find all kinds of exercise books for me.

The host was very moved and said that she was sensible and a good boy of her mother.

So she asked what song she wanted.

Little girl: Why do women bother women

15. Party A, Party B and Party C went out together, and Party A caught a cold ...

At night, everyone shared a bed, and Party A slept in the middle.

In the middle of the night … A gave a big sniffle, and B and C were covered with the crystal of A all over their faces.

B&C: Let us know next time ...

After half an hour

A: Pay attention ...

B&C got into the quilt and made sure there was no connection with the outside world ...

Then A farted

16. There was a prince who was cursed and could only say one word a year, but he liked a princess very much, so you.

The princess said in astonishment, "What?"

17. After retirement, a programmer decided to learn calligraphy, bought excellent lake pens, rice paper and ink, dipped them in thick ink, and did it in one go: hello, world

18. Once upon a time, there were two trash cans. They ran and ran for a long time, and then one of them stopped and said, We are trash cans, why should we run?

19. Xiaoming did something wrong. His mother told him to kneel in front of the Guanyin statue and confess, saying, If Guanyin forgives you, you can eat.

After 5 minutes, Xiaoming sat at the dinner table. His mother asked strangely, didn't I say Guanyin forgives you before you can eat?

Xiaoming said, Yes, I knelt there and said that Sister Guanyin was wrong and I wanted to eat. Then Sister Guanyin told me with her right hand. . .

The peddler was annoyed: "Elder sister, forget it if you give it a fake. At least it's a seal. This one of yours is actually a painting!

to say the least, forget about the painting. You can draw a ten-dollar or five-dollar one, and you can also draw a seven-dollar one!

let's make it seven dollars for seven dollars. At the very least, you have to draw in color. How dare you use a pencil!

forget it, black and white is fine, but you can't draw with toilet paper! Poor hand feel

Even toilet paper, you have to trim the edges with scissors. This one is torn by hand, and the raw edges are too exaggerated.

Ok, I'll put up with the raw edges, but you can also tear a rectangle, and this triangle is too hard to say.