Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences (selected 175 sentences)

Humor is also a language art and a language skill. Different words, different words can always use different humorous sentences. The following are humorous and beautiful funny sentences I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences 1 (1) Work hard and make progress not to show others, but to live up to yourself and this life.

(2) When I am more and more polite to you, it means that I am more and more unfamiliar with you.

(3) I always write my own stories and keep my own tears. How fragile I am when no one is around, so fragile that I can push myself down! I often look at the sky alone and think about those sad things in the past.

(4) Life is as dry as shit. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.

(5) The wood said to the fire, "Hold me tight"! The fire embraced the wood, and the wood smiled and turned to ashes! The fire cried! Tears put out their own ... when wood falls in love with fire, it is doomed to be burned. ...

No matter where I am, no matter whether I can be by your side or not, the angel's heart will never leave. I wish you happiness all your life.

(7) To live is to jump in embarrassment.

(8) In the vast sea of people, the encounter between people is fate; Mutual understanding between heart and heart is love. Edge and edge, know how to cherish, only deserve to have; Love and love, knowing how to be together, deserve eternity. Fate, for life; A word of love makes you warm all your life.

(9) Cover up inner loneliness with happiness.

(10) A cheerful mood is the fulcrum of healthy life. Keep a good and cheerful mood, and you will be relaxed and full of inspiration; You will be exhausted, walk steadily, and March to tomorrow with vigorous steps on the journey of life.

(1 1) I used to be the seed of infatuation, but I was drowned by a light rain.

(12) The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman and was willing to make him laugh with his life …

Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

We should learn to cherish every day of our lives. Because the beginning of every day will be the first day of the rest of our lives.

(15) I can't allow you to be the happiest, because I am already the happiest in the world with you, so you can only rank second.

(16) Tie your hair high, throw away junk food, put down your cell phone, dry your tears and stop bothering yourself, girl. You have a future.

(17) The beautiful fate makes a look back gently, and the romantic moon is also moved by it, quietly opening in the heart like a flower, with a fragrant heart and faint joy. Fate has come, just like happiness in the palm of your hand, and there is an unspeakable beauty that is slowly embedded in your heart, making people sit in the cool breeze and bright moon and enjoy the joy and gratitude of the world.

(18) After the fleeting time, it's really the last lover to meet each other. They know each other, but they can't be together because they missed each other. More can't cross some moral boundaries, such understanding and cherish is more deadly than love.

(19) You are a dust in the wind, which occasionally falls in my heart, leaving a string of empty footsteps, and then you walk away. The wind stopped, the rain stopped, the snow melted and the fog dispersed. I still hold a lonely umbrella and wander in the rain lane of love. It's just the dead of night, and the song ends.

Don't say you are sorry for me, I have nothing to do with you.

(2 1) A gorgeous encounter ended in silence. Two flowers bloom, two flowers bloom. We met in the wrong season and grew up in different worlds. You go east and I go west, passing by.

(22) Spring blossoms, autumn leaves fall, boundless prajnaparamita is at ease, and words are quiet and moving. Let nature take its course, be happy with it, be free and live in the present!

No matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.

(24) In this world, no one except parents will treat themselves well for no reason, so when someone treats themselves well and cares about their joys and sorrows, they will toss and turn for themselves, which is a beautiful thing to cherish.

(25) Love, emotionally, when you want to conquer each other, you have actually been conquered by the other party to a certain extent. First, the attraction of the other party to you, and then your desire to conquer the other party.

(26) A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge all day long.

There will never be a pie in the sky, only a trap.

(28) Organizing happiness is a kind of mood, a natural and positive attitude. Seek happiness in the ordinary, in the hardships, and in the twists and turns. Happiness is a kind of tolerance, a kind of self-restraint, a kind of temperament and a kind of grace. No matter how difficult the road ahead is, no matter how helpless life is, there is no need to be depressed as long as there is happiness in your heart. Keep a clean heart, become indifferent and lose calm.

I'm sorry to be so blunt, but I can't say what you like to hear.

You must restrain each other's intolerance. There is no completely happy marriage. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect.

(3 1) Don't say goodbye, just say goodbye cleanly.

(32) Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

You can not believe in love, but you must not believe in love. Can be indifferent, not cold-blooded. For example, if you see a beggar in the street, you don't have to give him money because you are indifferent. Don't say that he may be a liar. That's no reason why you don't help him. It's cold-blooded to throw him a few cents without looking.

Looking at the two bags of snails we caught, my heart was flattered in My Sweetie.

It must be understood that everything you do is to pursue a state, a sense of self-satisfaction and happiness. Don't be afraid of anything. There are too many things to be afraid of in this world. You can't be afraid. If something happens, solve it. Forget it if it can't be solved.

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences 2 1. All happiness and freedom must have a stronghold and an island in their hearts. When you set sail, you know that you can come back at any time, so that the journey will be really happy. It turns out that there must be constant persistence behind freedom in order to become real freedom. -Xi Murong "Give me an island"

2. Don't hate someone you loved, don't ask the reason for breaking up, and don't beg for the possibility of getting back together. No matter how hard life is, you will eventually find someone who will make you want to be stupid. No one can bear all the sadness for you. People always learn to grow up by themselves. Turn around and make yourself happy. That's true. I thought I was afraid of the farewell moment, but I was also afraid of reunion.

3. When you are happy, happy, and even painful, you should play like a child and forget.

4. Someone went for a ride in a friend's limousine and envied him: Wow! The chairs are all made of real leather, soft and slippery. What nice leather! The girl next door shouted, stop! You're touching my thigh!

When you are happy, you listen to music. When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

6. God said that measuring a person's level is like using a barrel of water, and the amount of water depends on the lowest board. However, God created your bucket, but it seems to be used to hold rice. ...

7. Two people are together for happiness, and breaking up is to alleviate the pain. If you can't make me happy, I will leave. When I leave, it is also very painful. However, you must be more painful than me, because I said goodbye first, and I was the first person to pursue happiness. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

8. Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well, and after careful consideration, he decided to give you a chance to show it-after reading this message, hurry to clean the girls' toilet.

9. Spring blossoms are your smile; The summer sun is burning, that's your passion; Autumn fruits are ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!

10, starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all ugly and mentally retarded young people who are detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

1 1. When you go to any stage of your life, you should like that period of time, complete the duties of that stage, let nature take its course, don't indulge in the past, and don't look forward to the future enthusiastically. Life is like this. No matter what kind of struggle and challenge we are experiencing, maybe we have only one choice: be happy despite the pain; And believe in the future. -white

12. The world is a mirror, and everyone can see his own shadow in it. You frown at it, and it gives you a pointed face. You smile at it and follow the joy, it is a happy and kind partner; So young people must choose between these two roads.

13, the latest funny trick message: it is real gold, never afraid of fierce flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message!

14, what does a person mean? This means being happy for his happiness, doing everything that needs to be done to make him happier and get happiness from it.

15, pinning happiness on others will inevitably lead to disappointment. People can't go beyond a certain limit to pay for others 100%. You can call it selfish, but you must admit that this selfishness is not malicious. Who is the most reliable in this world? No one else, only myself. If we are strong, brave and independent, others will treat us better. This is a natural fairness. -Roland

16, happy people are not without pain, but will not be affected by pain.

17. What is dry before it is put in, but wet when it is taken out, which makes people memorable and happy like a fairy? Fantasy ... this is a tea bag.

18, if life is a glass of water, then pain is the dust falling in the glass. No one's life is always full of happiness, and there is always some pain that will torture our hearts. We can choose to calm our hearts and slowly precipitate those pains. If we keep stirring, pain will fill our lives. Therefore, even if dust falls into the glass of life, we should try our best to make every day clear.

19, people's destiny needs to be mastered by themselves. A happy mood can turn a dish into a feast. Only by finding a life that truly belongs to them and keeping the style can we live our own wonderful life.

20. Ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends are scars in the hearts of men and women, which are hard to bear to see, but they are lingering. The best way to fall in love with someone who has been in love for a long time is to cover up his or her past with your happy experience with him or her. Since we are doomed not to meet him earlier, we should have him in a happier way.

2 1, when you are happy, laugh heartily. Cry when you are sad. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.

22. When you forget the past, be satisfied with the present and ignore the future, you stand at the peak of your life. When success won't make you too happy, failure won't do anything to you, and dullness won't drown you, you will stand at the peak of your life. When you look back with a smile, look forward with hope, look down with generosity, and look up with calmness, you stand at the highest place of your soul.

23, a person's most rare is a normal heart, gain without joy, lose without worry, inner peace, then happiness will always be there; Success is not arrogant, failure is not impetuous, mentality is harmonious, and happiness is always there. Many people suffer from pursuing the wrong things. More people live a comfortable life when they work hard; When you are at ease, you live a hard life. The pain after the struggle is nothing more than that.

When you see this short message I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Did you get a look at him? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings to you!

25. Funny SMS on mobile phone: If there is no wind, the cloud will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

26. If incense burned for one year can meet you, incense burned for three years can know you, and incense burned for 10 years can cherish you. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

27, funny message: God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

28. A truly happy person is not only happy at every moment in his life, but the whole state of his life. Even if there are painful moments, he knows the true meaning of these pains. He knows that after all these pains, he still points to happiness. It can even be said that these pains are part of happiness, and he is still happy on the whole.

29. It's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are a big fool!

30. Note: Stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink your left eye three times, blink your right eye three times, then blink with a smile, and you will vaguely see a fool blinking at the mirror!

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences 3 1. I am very tired these days, but I am glad to have you here.

2. It's interesting to wear lovers' clothes with people you secretly love every day.

I smiled when I saw him chatting with his beautiful woman so happily.

I think having you is the happiest and best time.

I am most happy to see someone I care about contact me actively.

6. He was so happy that his lower lip wrapped around his upper lip that his face became a pimple.

7. Helping others to solve difficulties and pains is the greatest happiness and happiness in life.

8. Maybe God is fair. He gave you what you had, but he didn't give you what you didn't have.

9. The sun is lower and red as blood. On the water, a dazzling vast light wave extends from the edge of the ocean to the sky of Hongyun Jin Lang. The red sun is like a boiling furnace of molten steel, and generate shines with dazzling golden light.

10, the flowers are smiling brightly, the birds are chirping happily, and my mood is as sweet as eating honey.

1 1. They held hands like two birds, flew over the fields, entered the village and entered the yard.

12, the most exciting thing in the world is that someone you think you have no chance to get close to actually falls in love with you.

13, my smile is so deep that I will laugh when I see you, hear your voice and remember what you said.

14, if happiness can't be shared with others, it's not true happiness. Happiness is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with wealth, age and environment.

15. When you spray happiness perfume on others, there will always be a few drops splashing on yourself. Busy people are often the happiest people, because they have no time to think about whether they are happy or not.

Some humorous and good-looking funny sentences 4 1, whether you are an official or not, good health is good; If you don't recognize how much you are rich, peace will be good; No matter how many twists and turns, it is good to enrich; Whether we get together often or not, it is good to know each other; No matter where you are, just be happy!

2. Work at sunrise and rest at sunset. Diligence, not relying on providence. Work hard and study hard. Developed career, happy family. May you be happy every day. Let go of troubles and bring happiness.

I wish you happiness every moment. May you be invincible from now on, and all your troubles will retreat when you see you. Wherever you are, you are the happiest person. All my best wishes are my sincere congratulations to you.

I haven't seen my friend for days, and I miss him very much. I send my sincere greetings as a token of my heart. May you dance with you happily and be happy forever; Happiness is getting drunk with you and being beautiful again and again; Health keeps pace with you and prolongs life; Good luck to you and your partner, and good luck every day!

5. Work hard; Be careful in life; Think of a person to be buried in my heart; But a warm blessing, just a message: I wish you happiness, peace and all the best.

6, the breeze and drizzle, I really want to see your smile; Clear water flows like a small fish, forgetting all the troubles and worries; Friends are like my heart, giving you information is the happiest; There is love in heaven. May you have a good mood every day!

7, white clouds, look at the sky has been blue; Singing and dancing, listening to the wind gradually softening; The sun is shining and the flowers are already beautiful; Bless the sweetness and see the depth and breadth of friendship; Through space and across the horizon, I still wish a happy spring!

8. If you want to taste the sweetness, you must water your friendship with sincerity. If you want to feel love, you must first give your love; If you want to have happiness, you must first bring happiness to others. Only with sincerity and love can there be true happiness!

9. The spring breeze is blowing from a distance. Soft daffodils bloom quietly, and the fragrance of roses on Valentine's Day is overflowing. Our future, in the field of hope, let's embrace spring and make the spring train full of happiness and auspiciousness!

10, send a few messages to drive away troubles; I am not old now, and my life is still beautiful; Pay without expecting anything in return, just ask you to live better than me; Blessings must be delivered frequently. May you be happy every day.

1 1, I give you a peace, a refreshing, a quiet, a romantic, a caring, a greeting, an auspicious, a healthy, a blessing, a message, all packaged for you, I wish my friends happiness forever!

12, people abandon me and take it, and people fight for me. Life should endure loneliness, persevere in what you are looking for, not follow the trend and not waver; Everyone is shrinking, and I am making progress. Everyone is fighting for white heat, so I give everything I have and go into battle lightly. To achieve great things, be kind, be smart, have a wide network of contacts, and repay everyone. I wish you different, happy and calm.

13, I pray to God every day, wishing you a happy life. Finally, God finally promised me to send a message to congratulate you every day. I wish you happiness and success every day.

14. The most important thing for you now is to read my message. My short message contains my blessing, my wish, my heart and my dime. I wish you a happy day.

15, friends are the most beautiful scenery on the road of life, and friendship is a string connected with each other. Send greetings in spring, listen to your blooming heart, let the spring breeze blow away your confusion, let Xiangyun take away your troubles, and wish friends good luck, happiness, good luck and good deeds in spring.

16. When you finally look at the people crying around you with a smile, and then slowly recall your past, will your memories be full of brands? Brand. Brand, will still think of that year, when we all have no money.

17, turn the blessing into a cloud, hold a thread of missing, fly in the blue sky, fly to your side with the wind, and bring you good luck and peace. I wish you happy every day!

18, I believe that the spring breeze will eventually melt the rain, that the spring flowers will always bear fruit in autumn, that the sweat will always pay off, that the effort will always pay off, that you will get better every year, that you will get everything you want, and that you are willing to be happy and safe!

19, beautiful spring scenery, enchanting flowers and plants. There is a deep friendship, and every word is a sincere blessing. Time flies, I miss you all the time. I wish you a happy life, good health and smooth career!

20, don't care about those messy things, live and work in peace. Spring sows new valleys, and autumn brings happiness and cherishes rice and grain. Get up early in the morning to explore the sun and the moon, and lead the dog to spring cream at dusk. Happy as a cloud crane, I wish you a happy life.

2 1, the old silkworm blinks, the old wheat blinks, and the season is full. I really miss you, and wish you a friend to fly far away in the wind, be happy, spend the summer happily and live a happy life forever.

22. When a meteor falls in love with the earth, it will fall without hesitation, just for that moment; When the cloud falls in love with running water, it will fall without hesitation, just to pour out acacia; When I miss you, I will pay a dime just to tell you: I wish you happiness!

23. Let the breeze blow away your troubles, let the drizzle wash away your troubles, let the sunshine bring you warmth, let the moon bring you romance, let my concern bring you happiness, let my concern bring you a smile, and wish my friends happiness every day!

24. The sky will not be gloomy forever, and the dark clouds will always disperse; Tears are not all bitter, you can find them with your heart; It is my blessing to take a step forward and broaden my horizons.

25. No matter whether the distance is far away or not, I am worried about it; No matter how many contacts, missing is always every minute; Whether success is late or early, blessing is essential; Friendship grows old, I hope you can laugh often.

26, there is no blue sky, there are white clouds; Without the fragrance of plum blossoms and the simplicity of wild flowers; There is no running of the river, but there is persistence of the stream; We should be as beautiful as white clouds, wild flowers and streams, my friend, you don't have to be beautiful!

27. Good friends are simple, good friendship is intimate and sincere, and good feelings are eternal. May you and I cherish this eternal good feeling, maintain a cordial good friendship and be simple good friends for life!

28. Happiness is a super glue, which can bind all sorrows; A smile is a mixed pigment, and it will look brand-new when you brush it. Remember to decorate your life with smiling paint and happy glue, and live happily every day!

29. The flowers in spring bring the beauty of your life, the beach in summer, the romance of your life, the blue sky in autumn, the dream of your life, the warm sunshine in winter and your lifelong confidant. May the best things in the four seasons accompany you all your life!

30. Smile, wave, exercise and be happy every day. By the way, check my message every day, so that you will be happy and get what you want.

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences 5 1, I don't have the cheek to curry favor with you, because I know what incompetence is.

Laughter doesn't always mean happiness, just as tears don't always mean sadness.

Even if the whole world forgets me, I just want you to remember my existence!

4, not arrogant, not nonsense, just tired of all dependence.

5. My mind is in a mess. Some people can't get out and some people can't get in.

6. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every time you sew, you will also encounter puncture pain.

7. Feeling understood is a kind of happiness, and waiting to be understood is a kind of loneliness!

8. My heart is here, either inside you or outside you.

9. Looking at people through a veil, you can see not only twisted faces, but also people's hearts.

10, life is a magnificent feast. If you are drunk, you won't complain about the harm of leaving.

1 1, it doesn't matter, sad, sorry, laugh it off, still speechless.

12, always talking to parents, contradicting and pretending not to hear.

13, sometimes think about it, the biggest sorrow is growing up!

14, get out and don't come back, I'm not a rag collector.

15, losing is more terrible than not getting, because it has an extra process called owning.

16. Parting and reunion are dramas that are constantly staged in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

17 I know, it's not time, it's not distance that separates you from me, it's just that you don't love me.

18, feelings, not overnight, nor can you leave in an instant.

19, people feel robbed of things they care about.

20. If you shed tears, my heart will be wet first.

2 1, why a man's fault hurts a group of women!

22. If I turn around, no one will see my tears, right?

23. Time will not go back, and I will not look back.

24. You can refrain from looking for him, but you can't not reply when he looks for you.

25. I only have courage around me, but I still miss it after exhausting my strength.

26. You've been gone for a long time, no contact, no news. Did you really meet someone else?

27. If you love someone and don't respond, it's better to walk away proudly than to beg for love.

I loved you very much yesterday, but I don't love you today. Look at your mood tomorrow.

29. I want to hold you and cry, but I keep my tears to bless you.

30. I am so humble that I can't even get the last comfort from you.

3 1, long live being single, but when you see two people, you will still be silent.

32. A relationship has consumed all my strength. What can I do with the rest of my life

33. It's so hard to forget, just because memories are too beautiful to forget.

34. You don't know what pain is until you have nothing.

35. If hurting me is a relief for you, I am willing to bear this torture.

36. I can't take away that tenderness, and I don't deserve your warmth.

37. I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.

38. When I think of someone, I am silent when I smile.

39. It turns out that there are many things that I found only when I turned around. It turns out that it has nothing to do with love.

40. If you don't care, how can you have so many tempers and emotions?

4 1. Meeting is always unexpected, and parting is always planned for a long time.

42. The terrible thing is not to fall, but to be awake when you fall.

43. I am too tired to bear any blow from our love.

44. No fear, no emotion.

45. There is a kind of person who never wants to meet again, no matter how much he misses it.

46. There is a fool in the world who comforts others when they are most sad.

47. I just hope that when you are sad, you can see that I am still by your side.

48, love does not need much, as long as you are enough!

49. The deer that bumped in my heart at first has now become a hedgehog.

50. Heartache, can you restrain yourself from staying away from me?

Some humorous and beautiful funny sentences 6 1. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

2, just, what is happiness, everyone's experience of happiness will be different.

3. Make a cup of fragrant teas, hold a book and lie on a comfortable sofa in the lazy afternoon. It's really a quiet daze, thinking about him in my heart and imagining each other's happy expressions; I don't know why, it seems that I am thinking about mourning, and even I am very happy.

4. Some people say that if you share happiness, happiness can be doubled; Share the pain, and the pain will be reduced by half; Happiness is actually a feeling of happiness. Compared with happiness, happiness is like dew on a flower. When the sun shines, dew will disappear. ...

5. Some people say that happiness is treading on thin ice, and after getting it, they are too worried about losing it; Some people say that a happy life can be met but not sought, and life always follows fate.

6. Perhaps it is the fate of past lives, or it may be the fate of the afterlife. The mistake is to meet in this life, in order to add a fruitless pain. Things change for stars, things change for stars, and this love has been confirmed.

7. Happiness is a feeling. It doesn't need gorgeous decoration, but it needs our care.

8. Happiness should be carefully cared for. Happiness is like the purest spring in the world. Only by staying away from pollution can we remain clear forever.

9, the heart should change with the environment, the environment will change, maintain a good attitude, be kind to life.

10, lay your own eggs and let others talk.

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